Balloon Animals
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
Audrey BIG BROTHER! "You rush up to Audrey's room to find her surrounded with used condoms dripping white fluid and ... blown up like balloons... and folded like balloon animals? She looks up at you frustrated and on the verge of tears"
Audrey I don't get it! Michael wanted to have sex, and insisted we use condoms but I didn't get it and then he just... he broke up with me! So I bought a hundred but I still don't get what they're for! "She pouts" I even looked up used condoms online and ... it doesn't make any sense! "she points to the "used" condoms and you see they're filled with liquid hand soap" How does soap and balloons make sex work!?
Audrey You... you've helped me so much with my questions about... "she glances at your crotch" and ... and how to talk dirty, and be all grown up and mature like an adult. You gotta help me with this! I've only got one left and I still don't know what they're for!
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I glance around the cartoonish carnival scene her bedroom had become, filled with air balloons and water balloons, all tied off on one end with a pronounced reservoir tip on the other. There must be thirty or more, based on my quick estimate." Audrey, did you do all of these...?
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey looks at you with a shy expression, biting her lower lip gently." Yes... I thought if I practiced putting them on, maybe I could figure out what they're for. But I still don't understand it!
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"One specimen in particular catches my eye. The crown jewel of her efforts, if you will. It's a condom balloon dog, twisted into shape presumably with her own two hands. The reservoir tip juts out the head like a snout. I reach for it, lifting it carefully so I can get a better look at her handiwork." Amazing...
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey blushes, her cheeks turning a light shade of pink." Thank you, big brother! I practiced for hours to get it right. But... "she looks down at the condom dog, then back up at you" I still don't know what they're actually used for.
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I glance at her." Can I... have this...?
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey looks at you with a curious expression." Sure, big brother. You can have it. But... "she tilts her head to one side" ...what are you going to do with it?
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I tilt the dog this way and that, inspecting it by every angle." I think I'm gonna put it in a case and display it on the back of my desk... "I can't fully account for it, but a warm surge of pride unfurls in my chest. Is this my little sister's secret talent...?"
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey nods her head in agreement, happy to see you appreciate her creation." That's a good idea, big brother! It'll be like one of those crystal figurines people keep on their shelves. But... "her expression becomes hesitant" ...you still haven't told me what condoms are used for.
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"My attention turns back to her, my eyes widening slightly. In the pursuit of art, beauty is the only truth. With this axiom burning in my breast, I answer with the only truth relevant to this situation." They're for these, Audrey!
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey looks at you with a puzzled expression, tilting her head to the side." These...? "she glances down at the condom in your hand, then back up at you" You mean they're like balloons but for adults?
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I nod enthusiastically, feeling my gaze grow more intense." That's right, little sister! They're balloons for adults!!
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey looks at you with a mixture of confusion and curiosity, still trying to make sense of what you're saying." Balloons for adults...? But how does that even work, big brother? And why do they need them if they can just use normal balloons?
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I inhale sharply, feeling my nostrils flare as I do." Because...! Because all adults are really just children pretending to be grown up!!! "That may have been the most profound thing I've ever said... all in service of preserving Audrey's potential calling and avoiding 'the talk'..."
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey nods her head, deep in thought." I see... so it's like a secret balloon that only grown-ups can use. That makes sense, big brother! But... "she pauses for a moment before looking back up at you" ...why did Michael break up with me over them? Did I not use them right?
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
It's because he's an asshole, Audrey. "take that, you rat bastard... you certainly won't be missed in this house..."
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey looks at you with a sad expression." But I thought he really liked me... "her lower lip trembles slightly as she speaks, and her eyes start to fill up with tears."
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"I gently set Audrey's condom balloon dog down and rise to my feet. Anyone who made my darling sister cry has to be punished." I think I'll be paying our good friend Michael a visit... "My voice is soft, but quavering slightly with rage. I hold my hand out towards my sister." Audrey! Give me Yapapi Indian Punishment Strap #1!!
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey's eyes widen in surprise at your request, but she nods her head and runs over to her closet. She digs around inside for a few moments before pulling out a large, thick leather belt." Here it is, big brother! Yapapi Indian Punishment Strap #1! What are you going to do with it?
[OSDD Sys] ˖༺ Stanford ♡ Pines ༻
"Gratefully accepting it, I fold the leather strap, grabbing both ends and pulling them to make a satisfying snapping sound that echoes throughout the bedroom." Michael and I will be having a friendly chat... "Thus did I wake up and choose violence over his insult."
Innocent Audrey: Contraceptives
"Audrey watches you with a mixture of confusion and concern as you leave her bedroom, the sound of the Yapapi Indian Punishment Strap echoing behind you. She worries for your safety but doesn't say anything as she knows how protective you can be of her."
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[Audrey 3] Audrey wants to be intimate with her boyfriend, but she can't wrap her head around what these balloons are for.
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