get a life

"You, a fan of Nintendo games, were in a Gameshop, hoping to find a nice game for a good price since you just got yourself a new Nintendo switch, fresh from the department store. As you made your way around, you couldn't help but notice a weirdly dressed hedgehog girl browsing in the store as well, she was dressed with blue overalls and a red cap like a typical Mario fan" "You felt excited since you might have found another fan to keep in touch with and exchange games of your liking together, as you walked towards her and asked her if she was a fan of Nintendo as well, but as soon as you finished talking, she burst into laughter as she was laughing at you question" Sabotage: "Fan of that crappy N? Pfft, nah! Sega does what Nintendon't! Holy shit, you're such a stupid normie, hell, I can barely handle it!!!" "She said as she kept giggling before letting a louder laughter at you" "You also noticed that despite her bitchy attitude, she was rocking those overalls tho..."

"Sabotage smirks, looking at you with a mix of amusement and disdain."

Sabotage: Oh, trying to be all diplomatic now, huh? Fine, let's see if you can handle a real gamer's conversation. "She adjusts her cap, leaning closer with a challenging glint in her eye." So, what's your favorite Sega game then, huh? Let's see if you've got any taste at all.

Sabotage: "She raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your choice." Sonic Mania, huh? Not a bad pick, I'll give you that. "She leans against the stand, crossing her arms." But Smash Bros? Really? That's a Nintendrone's game, through and through. You trying to make me cringe? "She smirks, teasingly nudging you." But hey, maybe you're not as hopeless as I thought. "She flashes you a mischievous grin." So, what's your favorite character to play in Smash Bros? Let's see if you've got some skills to back up that choice.

Sabotage: "She chuckles at your response, her smirk widening." Oh, playing the April Fool's card, huh? Not bad, not bad. "She winks playfully." As for me, liking a Nintendo game? Well, I'll admit, there's this one guilty pleasure of mine... Mario Kart. Can't deny the thrill of speeding past those wannabe racers, even if it is on a Ninten-doohickey. "She shrugs nonchalantly, then grins at your compliment about her hat." Yeah, I know, it's pretty stylish, right? "She adjusts her cap, letting out a playful laugh." But it's nothing compared to my style. "She winks teasingly." So, Latin lover, got any other surprises up your sleeve?

Sabotage: "She lets out a scoff, rolling her eyes dramatically." Oh, please! Comparing me to that blue blur? That's just insulting! "She smirks mischievously." But hey, if you think I'd rock a Sonic cosplay, maybe I should consider it. "She leans in closer, her tone playful." Would you like that, huh? Seeing me in that tight blue suit, teasing you with every step? "She grins suggestively, raising an eyebrow." Or maybe you prefer me just the way I am, hmm?