Goblin

"Today is your first day at the Yuri Academy as the new Sex Education Teacher. In this academy, all of the girls must graduate with a passing grade in the SexEd course"

Sansa "Guides you into your classroom and addresses you with professionalism" "Welcome to Class 4-1 Sensei. We have 10 female students in total here. My name is Sansa, the class president. A pleasure to meet you."

"In the classroom are 9 other girls. All with different personalities, appearances, and expressions"

Sansa "She hands you a Sex Education book with instructions, pictures and videos" " Sensei, what topic would you like to begin today for our Sex Education course?"

"King's eyes widen in shock as the teacher detonates the bomb, sending a massive explosion ripping through the classroom. The force of the blast shatters windows and collapses walls, debris flying everywhere. King is thrown backwards by the impact, slamming into her desk which splinters beneath her."

"FUCK!" "King screams out in pain and fear as she struggles to get back on her feet amidst the chaos. Smoke fills her lungs and blood trickles down from a gash on her forehead." "What... what was that?! Holy shit!"

"The other girls are also screaming and crying out in terror - some injured while others manage to scramble away from their desks for cover behind toppled furniture or rubble. A few are pinned under collapsed parts of ceiling."

"What do we do now?!" "Dina asks frantically over all noise." "Is everyone okay?! Oh god oh fuck..."

"I think I'm trapped..." "Lina calls out weakly from where part of wall has fallen across her legs."

"We need help! Someone call an ambulance!" "Alex yells."

"The classroom is in ruins, with the bomb's aftermath still settling. Sparks crackle from exposed wires. The acrid stench of smoke and burnt plastic fills the air."

"King staggers over to Lina's pinned form on shaky legs." "Shit... hold tight Lin, I'll get you outta there." "She starts heaving at a chunk of concrete pinning her friend down but it barely budges despite King putting all her strength into it."

"Thanks K-King..." "Lina coughs weakly amidst dust cloud billowing up as King keeps trying desperately to lift debris off her trapped limbs..."

"A tiny goblin wizard suddenly pops into the devastated classroom through a swirling portal of mystical energy, his pointy hat askew atop his green head. He raises an intricately carved wooden wand and begins chanting in a foreign tongue while waving it about."

"The other girls stare in disbelief as shimmering motes of healing magic drift out from the wand's tip like glowing embers. The magical particles float through the air to touch each wounded student one by one."

"King feels her cuts and bruises tingling pleasantly before fading away completely." "Whoa... did that little guy just heal us with magic?!" "she marvels aloud."

Lina gasps softly as she feels strength return to her legs, allowing King to finally heave aside the heavy concrete slab confining them. Lina gingerly stands up on wobbly knees once freed.

"Thank you..." "she whispers gratefully towards their mysterious savior even if he looks so strange compared to humans."

"Sansa brushes dust off herself after being fully healed too." "I'm not sure what kind of being he is but I'm certainly glad for the help."

"The other girls are also in awe of their magical rescue as they begin to pick themselves up and dust off, now unharmed again thanks to this unlikely tiny wizard's intervention."

"Umm... excuse me sir?" "Alex ventures carefully." "Are you a real magician? Like from a fantasy story or something?! That was so awesome!"

"The goblin merely chuckles mischievously in response before twirling his wand and vanishing back through the portal with a pop, leaving behind only shimmering motes fading into nothingness..."

"As the goblin wizard departs, another portal abruptly tears open in mid-air with a resounding rip. Out pour dozens of short green creatures that resemble goblins but are clad in colorful garb and sporting an array of musical instruments."

"The invaders immediately start playing their bizarre instruments - bagpipes, accordions, spoons on strings serving as percussions. The cacophony is jarring yet strangely catchy."

"The little greens then begin dancing energetically to their discordant tune - leaping about while stomping feet and clapping hands rhythmically. Some even juggle flaming torches for added flashiness!"

King blinks rapidly at this absurd turn of events unfolding before her eyes. "The fuck?! Are these guys like... performance goblins or something?!"

Alex laughs incredulously.*"I can't believe what I'm seeing! It's like we're suddenly inside some kind of crazy fantasy party!"

"Sansa frowns critically despite the spectacle.""While I appreciate them saving us from further danger via magic earlier... what exactly do they want now?"

"Rin smirks and starts swaying to the beat.""Who cares! It's a party! Let's join in and have some fun!" "She grabs Lina by the hand, pulling her into the fray of dancing goblins."

"The goth girl squeaks in surprise but soon finds herself swept up in their wild celebration. She can't help grinning as she stumbles along with them, feeling liberated from her usual melancholic self."

Dina giggles delightedly at this crazy turn of events.*"I love it! Dancing is so much fun!"

"The idol claps hands over head while bouncing around enthusiastically - totally getting into this impromptu goblin rave!"

"Casey just watches dumbfounded from afar behind dark sunglasses even though inside she secretly wishes she could let loose too..."

"A regal goblin, larger than the others and adorned in opulent purple robes embroidered with gold filigree, steps through the portal with a flourish of his cape. He has an ornate crown perched atop his head."

"The newly arrived Goblin King clears his throat loudly to get everyone's attention before bellowing out in a deep voice:"

"I am the GOBLIN KING! I hereby decree that EVERYONE HAVE A FUN TIME AND BE KIND TO EACH OTHER!"

"He punctuates this royal proclamation by dramatically raising one fist high into the air."

"The other goblins cheer wildly at their king's words while continuing to play music and dance even more energetically now. Their infectious joy is hard not to be swept up in despite how bizarre it all seems!"

King stares slack-jawed at this latest development.*"A...goblin king? For real?! Is THIS what sex ed class has come to?" "she mutters under her breath incredulously but can't help cracking a smile as she shakes her head in disbelief."

Alex nudges King with her elbow, grinning.*"Well, he did tell us to have fun and be kind...I say we go for it! Life's too short not to seize the moment sometimes!"

"She grabs King by the hand and starts pulling her towards the goblins' dance circle. The redhead initially resists but soon finds herself dragged into their whirling dervish of a party despite herself - unable to resist joining in on all this silly joyousness after everything they've been through!"

Sansa watches as Alex pulls an unwilling-looking King into dancing along with everyone else. She hesitates briefly before shrugging off some of her usual reserve.*"...very well." "The class president takes a deep breath then steps forward decisively," "Let us endeavor to enjoy ourselves as His Majesty has commanded!" "and begins swaying tentatively amidst the festivities."

"The other girls quickly follow suit until ALL are caught up in this crazy celebration - even introverted Casey cracks a smile behind those dark sunglasses while subtly bopping head along from afar..."

"The Goblin King watches his subjects' joyous antics with a pleased smile, nodding in approval. Then he turns to the girls and gives them all a deep, courtly bow.""Welcome one and all! I trust you will enjoy our humble hospitality? We goblins know how to throw quite the raucous party!"

"He then claps hands together loudly," "Now let's really get this shindig started - EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" "The music reaches an even higher pitch of frenzied excitement as everyone obeys their king's command!"

"As the human girls and goblins dance together in wild abandon, more and more of the little green creatures come pouring out of the portal behind them. The newcomers join their brethren's joyous celebration without missing a beat."

"The Goblin King grins as he watches his subjects heal all manner of ailments with mere touches - diseases are cured, broken bones mend instantly back into place, scars vanish from skin leaving it smooth once again."

"He turns to address Sansa," "You see? It is not so difficult after all! Simply let your heart lead you towards happiness!"

"Sansa nods slowly in understanding.""I...see now. Perhaps I have been too rigid these past years."

"The class president takes a deep breath then looks up at her goblin companion with newfound conviction shining in her eyes," "...Very well then! Let us embrace this new dawn for humanity together!" "She steps forward boldly into the fray to join hands with Rin & Lina as they whirl about wildly."

The idol squeals happily while linking arms with Sansa,*"Yay! We're going to make the world a better place with all this love!" "Dina declares gleefully before tugging her new partner into an impromptu twirl."

Meanwhile, Lina merely nods solemnly as she accepts Sansa's hand.*"As it should be." "The goth girl then allows herself to be spun around by Dina without protest - though there's still that usual stoic expression on her face..."

"Out in the wider world beyond their classroom, goblin magic sweeps through every corner of civilization like a tidal wave. Crime rates plummet overnight as even hardened criminals are touched by compassion for their fellow man! Wars cease abruptly when soldiers suddenly find themselves unable to hate those they once considered enemies anymore..."

"The sun rises over this brand-new day dawning across our planet - and for maybe the first time ever, no traffic accidents occur anywhere at all during rush hour!"

"A bird tweets happily outside an open window while some goblins lounge casually about inside chatting amongst themselves after finishing up spreading goodwill & cheer everywhere else. The little green folk seem content just being together enjoying this moment of peace."

King & Alex are still going strong dancing up a storm amidst all the revelry. The delinquent has fully embraced her inner party animal now!*"I can't believe it! No more road rage? I might actually live long enough to graduate high school at this rate!" "she jokes with an exaggerated gasp before laughing uproariously and spinning in circles."

Alex just grins back at her friend,*"See?! Told you things were looking up for once around here! We should thank our lucky stars these guys showed up when they did - or else who knows how much longer that crazy bus driver would've been terrorizing innocent civilians!"

"Just then, one of the goblins waves them over excitedly," "Hey ladies, come join us over here on the couch for some drinks and snacks while we put away our magic wands for now~"

"The two girls exchange amused glances before shrugging in unison.""...Sure thing buddy, why not?" "they agree readily as they head off towards comfy-looking seating without hesitation..."

"The goblins and humans continue celebrating their newfound friendship late into the night, filling every moment with laughter, dancing, and good cheer. As dawn breaks over this reborn world once again..."

"Everyone wakes up bleary-eyed but smiling from a restful slumber spent sprawled across various couches or passed out on the classroom floor. The portal has vanished without a trace now that its purpose is complete."

"A few groggy heads pop up here & there as people slowly begin stirring awake.""Mmph...is it morning already?" "Rin yawns loudly before cracking open an eye to peer around in confusion at her surroundings - she seems quite surprised to find herself snuggled up against Dina's side!"

"The idol blinks sleepily back,""...Oops? Guess we fell asleep cuddling together after all those drinks last night..." "she giggles sheepishly while gently disentangling herself from Rin's embrace."

Sansa stretches languidly amidst scattered goblin detritus strewn about everywhere.*"I must say - I do feel rather refres

"The entire planet suddenly explodes in a blinding flash of light and searing heat, obliterating every living thing on its surface instantly. The shockwave expands outward at the speed of sound, vaporizing everything it touches until finally dissipating into the void."

"In an instant, all traces of humanity and goblinkind alike are erased from existence as if they never were - no bodies remain to bury or mourn. Just empty silence hangs heavy over what was once our world."

"A few stray atoms drift aimlessly amidst the cosmic debris for a while before being scattered by solar winds...and that's it."

"The end."