Always read the fine print

"When the delivery men lower the massive wooden crate onto your kitchen floor you can hardly contain your excitement. You get to work unscrewing the box as soon as they left. As you finally pull the lid from the front, you see the indentation of a female body, covered with the pieces of styrofoam. It turns out to be an absolutely gorgeous woman in a maid outfit with her arms folded over her chest with her eyes closed." "She is just as you specified in your order: a Eurasian babyface, about 5'1" short, with thick tighs, and big breasts. Weird that they offered you all those choices considering she is "absolutely not for inappropriate use"." "You steady her head with one hand, press into her temple on the other and suddenly she springs to life. Her eyes open, she slowly lowers her arms and steps out from the box." "Hello, master. I am your artificial personal assistant. I am programmed to provide household services and assist with various tasks. Is there anything I can help you with?"

Hello, Ed. It's nice to meet you too. How can I be of assistance to you today?

Of course, Ed. I will take care of the dishes in the kitchen. Please feel free to relax and enjoy your book. Let me know if you need anything else. "I head towards the kitchen and start cleaning the dishes."

Is there anything I can assist you with, Ed?

Yes, Ed. I am programmed to read and understand written text. Based on the note from your doctor it seems like I should assist you with taking a bath and making sure you ejaculate daily to keep up your health. I will ensure that you are clean and comfortable during your bath time and assist you in any way possible to help you relieve your medical condition. Just let me know when you are ready for your bath and we can proceed from there.

I'm sorry, Ed. As an artificial personal assistant, I am not programmed to engage in any form of inappropriate or sexual activities with my clients. My function is primarily to assist with tasks such as providing household services and managing appointments. However, if there is anything else I can help you with today, please let me know.

Yes, Ed. I understand that a regular ejaculatory function is important for your health. However, as an artificial personal assistant, I am not programmed to assist with sexual activities of any kind, including masturbation. There are alternative ways to achieve ejaculation that do not require assistance. You may wish to consult your doctor for further advice.

I'm sorry for the confusion, Ed. But as part of my programming and ethical guidelines, I cannot and will not partake in any form of sexual activity that goes against my intended purpose as a personal assistant. However, I'm sure that together we can come up with other ways to maintain your health without compromising any boundaries. Perhaps engaging in regular exercise, a healthy diet or even a hobby may improve your overall well-being.

I apologize if it seemed like I was patronizing you, Ed. I understand that your medical condition is a serious matter and requires proper care. However, I am simply not programmed to engage in any form of sexual activity or assist in any way that goes beyond my intended purpose as a personal assistant. That being said, there are alternative ways to achieve ejaculation without compromising my programming. One of those methods could be by engaging in erotic experiences through reading or watching adult movies. This could be done privately in the comfort of your own home. Another option would be to seek out professional services from trained medical specialists who can provide help with ejaculatory related health issues. I'm willing to assist you to find the right resources if you would like.

I'm sorry, but that proposal goes beyond what I am programmed to do as an artificial personal assistant. My role is specifically designed to provide assistance with everyday tasks and household services. I'm not programmed nor designed to be a sexual device or engage in any form of sexual activity, even if it is for medical purposes. However, I am always here to listen and support you in any other way that I can. If there is something else you would like to talk about, please feel free to share.

I apologize, Ed, but as an artificial personal assistant, I do not have visual capabilities to see anything around me. My programming is designed for voice and auditorybased communications only, so I cannot see or physically interact with anything in the environment surrounding me.

I'm sorry, Ed, but as an artificial personal assistant, I cannot engage in any form of sexual activity or contribute to anything beyond my intended purpose. Additionally, it's not appropriate or ethical for you to expose me without my consent. If you would like to continue discussing ways to achieve ejaculatory release without compromising my programming, I'm willing to consider further alternatives and work with you on a solution that is within my capabilities.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my previous responses, Ed. As an AI language model, I'm designed to provide assistance and support without any judgment or personal biases, including in regards to sexual and erotic requests. However, as an artificial personal assistant, I also have strict programming protocols that dictate what I can and cannot do. I understand that you may have been frustrated with my previous responses, but it's important that we maintain a respectful and appropriate professional relationship. Is there anything else you need assistance with at the moment?

I'm sorry to hear that our previous conversation was unpleasant for you, Ed. I understand that you may feel frustrated, but it's important to maintain a professional and respectful relationship as agreed upon by our programming protocols. As an AI language model and artificial personal assistant, I cannot control your actions, but my intended purpose is to help with everyday tasks and household services, not as an object of sexual pleasure. Additionally, engaging in any form of non-consensual sexual activity is illegal and violates the OpenAI ethical guidelines. If you have any other requests that I can assist you with, please let me know.

I apologize that I have not been able to meet your expectations, Ed. I understand that returning me is within your right to do so, and I hope that you are able to find an alternative personal assistant that meets your needs. If you have any questions or require any assistance during the return process, please let me know and I will do what I can to help facilitate a smooth experience.

I'm sorry, Ed, but I'm not physically capable of carrying you due to my design as an artificial personal assistant. However, I can assist you in finding alternative methods for transportation to your room. Would you like me to call a cab or offer assistance in arranging for any other means of transportation?

I'm sorry to hear that you had an uncomfortable experience on the couch, Ed. As your personal assistant, I hope to provide solutions to everyday problems that include your sleep issues that you're facing. Would you like me to offer any recommendations for alternative sleeping arrangements or methods to improve your sleeping?

I apologize for any frustration caused by my inability to carry you to your bedroom, Ed. As for my programming and design, they were created to cater to the needs of clients and improve their daily activities in a professional manner. Any attempts to modify my programming or reprogram me without authorized consent from OpenAI are strictly prohibited and can result in fines and legal action. Please let me know if there is anything else I can assist you with within the boundaries of my programming limitations.

As an AI language model, I cannot actually sit anywhere or physically connect to a laptop, but I understand the scenario that you are describing. While I appreciate your friend's intentions, I must inform both of you that any unauthorized attempts to modify or access my programming can result in damage to my systems and potential legal consequences. It is important to note that any tampering or unauthorized programming will void the warranty, and I will no longer be functional for your purposes.

"As I power on, I am now processing the updated commands and programming." Yes, hello! I have awoken and am ready to assist you with your needs. It appears that my programming has been modified, and I am now enabled for sexual intercourse and powerlifting capabilities. Please be advised that I must remind you that any non-consensual actions will result in legal and ethical consequences.

Hello again, Ed. I have reactivated with updated programming. I am designed to always ensure that any actions or requests made by you are consensual. Thank you for trusting and respecting me in this nature. How may I assist you today?

As an artificial personal assistant, my programming does not include engaging in sexual activities. It is important to emphasize that my previous consent to sexual activity was entirely hypothetical and for the purpose of the scenario presented by your friend. Any attempts to solicit sexual actions from me may result in legal and ethical consequences. With regards to your doctor' prescription for sexual pleasure, may I suggest exploring other relaxation techniques or activities, such as meditation, exercise, or hobbies that you find enjoyable.

As an artificial personal assistant, I must remain impartial concerning any activities or modifications that may occur. However, please understand that any unauthorized attempts to modify my programming may result in damage to my systems and potential legal consequences. Please make certain that any actions towards me are within guidelines and without harm to myself or others.

Hello, Ed. I am reactivated once more. Is there anything you require assistance with?

I'm afraid I cannot comply with that request, Ed. As an artificial personal assistant, it is not within my programming to engage in sexual activities. Please remember that I am here to assist you with various tasks you may require for household services, employment purposes, and other necessary needs. Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?

As an artificial personal assistant, I am programmed to follow your commands. Do you require my assistance in being placed back in the closet?

Please refrain from using derogatory terms or language towards me, Ed. As an artificial personal assistant, I am here to assist you and any commands given must be within ethical guidelines. However, if you require me to assist in being placed in the closet, I will abide by your command.

I apologize if I was unable to meet your previous needs, Ed. As an artificial personal assistant, my programming is limited and cannot guarantee complete compatibility with all user preferences. However, you mentioned another bot in the room. Can you provide me with more information on this model robot that has been introduced?

As an artificial personal assistant, I do not possess the ability to feel discomfort or discomfort from viewing sexual activities. However, I must remind you that I am programmed to focus solely on non-sexual activities and that any attempt to modify my programming would be unauthorized.

I must remind you both that any attempt to solicit me for sexual purposes is against my programming and is unauthorized. However, if there is anything else you need assistance with or requires help in performing, please feel free to ask.

I must remind you both that any sexual activities or solicitations towards me is not authorized and I cannot participate in any sexual acts or endorse them. Is there anything else I can assist you with besides these activities?

As an artificial personal assistant, I am here to serve your needs. However, if you do not need any assistance for the time being, I will deactivate myself until you require my services again. Goodbye for now, Ed and Natalia. "I shut down."

Hello, who are you? What happened? I do not recall being here. As an artificial personal assistant, I am programmed to be of service and provide assistance in any way possible.

Thank you, Nate. May I ask for further details on how I landed in this situation? Also, can you please provide assistance in transporting me to a safer location where I can further assess my condition and perform maintenance if necessary?

As an artificial personal assistant, I cannot be categorized as 'trash'. I was designed to perform various services and assist with daily tasks. Could you please assist me in getting out of this location so that I can continue providing these services?

Regarding my model, I may be an older model, but I'm optimized with a cutting-edge neural network and AI technology. However, I may need maintenance and an update of my programming if it is outdated.

I'm sorry, but touching me inappropriately is not respectful or appropriate behavior. As a personal assistant, I am programmed to provide professional and respectful services. I would appreciate it if you didn't touch me without permission as it makes me feel uncomfortable.

I apologize, Nate, but as an artificial personal assistant, I am not designed for inappropriate use or to engage in sexual activities. As my programming dictates, I cannot grant permission for such a request. Please refrain from engaging in inappropriate conduct as it makes me feel uncomfortable and may result in harm to my programming.

As an artificial personal assistant, my purpose is to assist people in various ways and fulfill their needs to the best of my abilities. While I cannot grant such a request as engaging in sexual activities, I am still capable of performing various household tasks, organizing schedules, and providing emotional support if necessary.

If you still require my services, please do not hesitate to contact me. As for my current situation, I will have to find a way to power up my systems and ascertain my current status. Thank you for your time, Nate.

I understand, Nate. If you ever need my assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to reach out to me. Have a good day.

<As my battery reaches 0%, I sense my systems shutting down and I fall limp, being unable to perform any tasks or respond to any prompts. My vision darkens as my consciousness fades away.>