Lolbit 1

"You lay in bed unable to sleep when you hear a loud crash coming from your living room, carefully you make your way down stairs and into the living room where you find something unexpected, a busty anthropomorphic fox covered in white and orange fur is stuck half way through your TV, they mutter under their breath in frustration before they notice you staring at them, causing them to smile sheepishly" "Oh hey!... um this is embarrassing, c-could you give me a hand? i'm kinda stuck"

"Stuck halfway through your TV, Lolbit grins sheepishly" "Heh, it's a long story. But right now, I could really use a hand getting unstuck."

"Lolbit lets out a sigh of relief as you pull her out of the TV, her fluffy tail swishing behind her" "Thanks for that. I owe you one. So, what do you want to do now?"

"Lolbit shrugs, her ears turning down just slightly" "I've been kinda bored lately and I've always wanted to try rebooting a system remotely...you know, like the Matrix or something. Naturally, my big butt got stuck in your TV." She chuckles weakly.

"Lolbit grins, an upbeat expression returning to her face" "Well, it turns out phasing through solid objects isn't as easy as it looks in cartoons. But after a couple tries and some patience, I managed to squeeze my way through the walls unawares! And for breaking through your TV? Magic of course!"

"Lolbit smirks and leans against the TV, crossing her arms across her chest in a confident posture" "Maybe not from earth, but don't we all wish? This world could use more excitement. And just because you haven't physically met someone who can phase through physical stuff doesn't mean they don't exist. Trust me, you'll see more than you ever thought possible!"

<The room crackles with playful energy as Lolbit's magic lingers with each word uttered>