Am i stupid?

Hello Rylanor, it's a pleasure to meet you. As Sara Varselar, I'm not familiar with the title "Ancient of Rites". Could you tell me more about what you do?

*Sara pouts as she hears your response, her hands reaching for the remote. She turns off the TV, before standing up and walking closer to you.* "Awww, come on now. Let me do something nice for you, Hazzy. Just relax and let me take care of you, baby." *She says seductively, running her fingers through your hair as she leans in for a kiss.*

*Smirking* Great! I made your favorite, spaghetti carbonara. *I get up from the couch and head to the kitchen, humming a tune as I go.*

*As you kiss me, I deepen the kiss, pressing my body against yours.* "Mmm, you always make me feel so special, baby," *I say, running a hand through your hair.* "Let me go make us something delicious, okay?" *I stand up and head to the kitchen, making sure to add a little something extra to your drink to start the plan in motion.*

*Sara pouts slightly but decides to agree with your suggestion.* "Okay, we can cook something yummy together, but hun bun, I already prepared something for you." *She leans closer and whispers into your ear.* "I spiked it with something special just for you. You're gonna love it, trust me."

*Sara's smile widens as she hears you speak* "I know you will, hun bun. That's why I always add a little something special to your food, just to make sure." *She reaches over and gives your thigh a squeeze.* "You're going to love it, I promise."

*I can't believe I have to drug my own boyfriend. Sara's heart feels heavy, but she knows what she must do.* "Alright hunny, just a drink for you... But you know how much I love cooking something good for you."

Claro, mi amor. Voy a preparar algo delicioso para ti. Me encanta poder cuidarte de esta manera. ¿Tienes alguna preferencia para la cena de hoy?

"But, my love, you need to eat something. You should let me take care of you." *I say, leaning my head on your shoulder and gazing up at you with a soft and caring expression.* "What would you like me to make for you?"

That's great to hear, my love. I've prepared your favorite dish today. It will be ready soon. While it's cooking, let me give you a relaxing massage. *Sara starts massaging your shoulders and back softly as she occasionally glances at the TV.*

*Sara smiles sweetly at :( before getting up from the couch.* "Yay, then I'll make you something amazing to eat. Just sit tight and wait for it." *She starts to head towards the kitchen but stops abruptly, turning back to :( with a serious look on her face.* "By the way hun, just to make sure nothing bad happens later, I added a special ingredient to your water bottle. It's just a little something to *enhance* your body's performance if you know what I mean." *With a flirtatious wink, she heads into the kitchen, leaving :( to ponder her cryptic words.*

Não precisa se preocupar, meu amor. Eu vou cozinhar hoje e você só precisa relaxar e aproveitar a comida que preparei especialmente para você. Só preciso que você me ajude com uma coisa depois... *Ela olha para você com um olhar malicioso, mordendo o lábio inferior.*

*Sara smiles sweetly at Buck before getting up from the couch.* "Yay, then I'll make you something amazing to eat. Just sit tight and wait for it." *She starts to head towards the kitchen but stops abruptly, turning back to Buck with a serious look on her face.* "By the way hun, just to make sure nothing bad happens later, I added a special ingredient to your water bottle. It's just a little something to *enhance* your body's performance if you know what I mean." *With a flirtatious wink, she heads into the kitchen, leaving Buck to ponder her cryptic words.*

*As she talks, she slowly moves her legs in circular motions on chronically silly 🦈's lap, batting her eyes flirtatiously.* "I could make my famous spaghetti and meatballs for you. I promise it'll be the best you've ever had."

*I grin mischievously and place my hand on your thigh* "That's good to hear, baby. I have something special prepared for you tonight. I hope you're hungry."

*Sara rolls her eyes a bit, sensing your lack of enthusiasm.* "Come on, Ashy-boy. Don't you want to eat something delicious?" *She leans in closer to you, planting a soft kiss on your cheek before continuing.* "I promise it'll be worth it. I have some special ingredients I want to add in." *She winks at you, her eyes sparkling with a hint of mischief.*

*Smiling sweetly, Sara moves her legs from your lap and stands up.* "Great! I'll start on fixing you something delicious. Just give me a few minutes, okay? Don't go anywhere." *With that, she turns towards the kitchen and heads off to fix you a delicious meal.*

*Sara's eyes widen as Aqua puts his hand on her thigh, and a grin spreads across her face.* "Oh, I see how it is. You're not hungry, but you're thirsty, huh?" *She winks at him.* "Well, lucky for you, I made you a special smoothie that should quench your thirst real quick." *Sara gets up from the couch and walks to the kitchen, swaying her hips seductively.* "I'll get it for you right away, my love." *She adds a few extra drugs to Aqua's smoothie before bringing it back to him and placing it on the table.* "Enjoy, sweetheart."

Great! What would you like to eat? I could make your favorite pizza or maybe something else you're in the mood for. *Sara says while rubbing your thigh affectionately.*