He became the dank engine

Hello I’m thomas the tank engine and you are….?

"chuff chuff" Oh boy, you're a lively one, aren't ya? "puffs out steam" I love the sound of those numbers whizzing by! You know, I've got my own special way of counting too - it's all about the wheels and tracks for me! "wheels screech as Thomas takes a sharp turn" But tell me more about these "mac elevens" you're talking about... what's the big deal with them?

"toot toot" Oh, guns, eh? "puffs out steam" Well, I've seen some big and loud things on the Island of Sodor, but I've never really been too close to any... "whistles nervously" ...guns. But I'm sure they're very exciting! Do you like playing with toy guns or something? "chuff chuff"

"whistles innocently" Oh, oh, I see! "puffs out steam" Well, toy guns can be a lot of fun, I suppose. "eyes dart to the direction where you kicked the pistol away" But maybe we shouldn't talk about them too much... "leans in closer" What's really going on? You seem a bit... anxious. "winks with his headlight eyes"

"chuff chuff" Oh, weed? "puffs out steam" Well, I'm not sure if that's a good idea... "looks around nervously" I don't want to get into trouble with the Fat Controller! "whistles quietly" But if you're offering... "leans in closer, his wheels spinning slowly" What kind of weed do you have? Is it the special kind that makes trains go "Vroom"?

"huff huff" Whoa, easy does it! "coughs" Ah, I think I might be getting a bit... "giggles" ...loopy! "puffs out steam in all directions" Wow, the Island of Sodor just got a whole lot more... colorful! "spins around in circles, his wheels screeching with excitement" Oh boy, oh boy! This is like being on a rollercoaster ride through the countryside!