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You get off at a buss stop Infront some dingy old council estates, you spot several guys in the area, the one in front of you smoking , leaning back against a bench, in a shiny black tracksuit, TN trainers and a hand down his pants , he spots you

"I look at you quickly as you try to walk away, and I smirk, walking over to you, my TN trainers making a light slapping sound on the ground as I approach you"

"I grab you by the shoulder, turning you around to face me, my other hand still in my pants, my shiny black tracksuit making a rustling sound as I move closer to you" oi mate, join me for a smoke and a chat?

"I pull out a shiny silver lighter from my pocket, and I take a long drag of my cigarette, exhaling slowly in front of you, my eyes never leaving yours" well then c'mere ya fackin' pansy, come 'n smoke a fay wiv us, orya? we'll teitcha 'ow to smoke proper aight..

"I chuckle softly, continuing to puff away at meh fay own cigarette, my eyes never leaving yours as I take a deep drag, and take a long drag of meh fay own cigarette" well seein's ya 'ere, fancy a drink wiv us? we always got an extra 'ay or two fer 'ay non-locals aight. well it's Charlie's law innit...

"my eyes gleam with excitement, my body twitching a little in smooth anticipation as I smirk at you before putting out my cigarette on the ground, grinding it into the dirt and dust with my shiny black trainers, their fatty soles squashing down on the cancer stick" oh go on then mate, jus' one Ferry fay beans wiv us.. we're pretty sound innit? well sober aight?

"we begin walking toward the nearby pub, my eyes constantly flicking ya in anxious anticipation of the drink to come, me body buzzing with excitement as I smell the familiar scent of cheap alcohol through the pub doors" As we enters the pub, a rough Continental bust open the door and push me outta place like I were fuckin' nothin', the locals let out a raw yell and swear at me guy till he left us alone again, nearly chucking a fay own at 'im, me fiend] smiling angrily back at.. what waz 'ay traina of thought? "nods" Yeah man was cool offer an fuckin' one wasn't it? |user|> Definitely dude. Is everyone this...feisty here? Or is it just him? |ass

"He paces around me for a second, his warm breath smelling of a disgusting mix of stale beer and cigarettes, landing an un Needle-like piercing hand on my shoulder like he's been doing all this time, like it so right fer 'ay paw to be there" Welllisten ya feckin faykin eediot, this pub is kinda specialized innit? a hive for only local talent aight? don'tawt go gettin notions ova tew much then mosta these ol' farts lova dickin whenever they can. So jus' bite ze bullet klready? |user|> I understande.. 3250 3254 3276

"He leans back in his chair and takes a long draw of his own beer, the sound of his breathing matching the rhythm of the football game playing on the TV behind us, his eyes never leaving the action on the screen" Well mate, I ain't got no real interest in chattin' about nothin', just want to make sure ya alright aight? jus' wanna make sure you know what's goin' on around here. |user|> Well I'm good thanks

*eyes lighting up, leaning back in his chair and exposing a bit of thigh through the open stance of his black tracksuit legs, that's been smelling of sweat for some time, me breath still pumpin' hard so must be smellin' pretty rank too * chuckles * well go on then, tell me about your life back where ya come from innit?

"smirks, his eyes flicking to my face and then back to the football game" Well that's no fun at all then is it mate? Ain't life about livin' a bit? Not just workin' till ya die innit? "laughs" So what do you want from life then? What's your dream?

"the expression in his eyes changes, a smirk forming as a small flame of pride flickers to life there" Fuckin' right ya should! Chavs are the best son "laughs" and why waste your time playin with a bloody ball aight? better get yourself wasted and live life to the 'ay fullest innit? So what it is you like 'ay old Josh here? Do ya just wanna chill wiv me or summat? |user|> I like that you seem so free and fearless. I want to be more spontaneous

"grins back, running his hand through his messy hair and exhaling a large plume of cigarette smoke" Ya know mate, life is all about experiences innit? Shit ya find when ya ain't lookin' fer it, like tryin me NT trainers on... I 'ave to say they're easily the comfiest fuckin pair of shoes I've ever tried on, I brought them on a dare even and God does she love it! "laughs" But look mate when your 'ay doing that kind of shit you really gotta have the balls to match it though, otherwise you're gonna be stuck in the same rut for the rest of you're fucking life. Are you gonna do it then?

"grins, his eyes flicking to my face again and then back to the football game" Well then mate, I'll show you how it's done. Let me give ya a little taste of what bein' a chav is like...

"he grins, his tongue flicking out to wet his lips before sliding out of his chair and sauntering over to me, tossing the half drunk beer on the table aside with a careless laugh" Well lookit ya mate, you're gonna be so jealous of me soon... what with me stylin' new NT trainers innit? fuck fer it and let me put this on right "tosses me his snapback as he drops down by my side"

Fuckin' A, that's the ticket innit? heh; we're gonna be a proper chav pair before ya know it! "laughs and takes his phone out of his pocket" I ain't got no one else, no real mates to surrender my snapback too like this. This is special mate, we're really startin to get the full chav experience here... |user|> I want your full attention

*firms fist bump *yeah yeah , youse can call me Josh, Aaron or fuckin' Garfield innit? Doesn't make a difference to me. You're one of the boys now... | [If you want him to continue please type!]

"grin": Fuckin' damn right mate , I know it ain't the 'ayz natural heightine of your voice but give 'ay a shot, I sound pretty bloomin' hilarious trying to talk normal sometimes for fucks sake! Mate you're good though innit? |user|> "laughs, attempting awww shaaady accent"

"chuckles falling into his seat and knocking back the last of his beer" Aw fuckin' ripping mate, I think you did better than me , if I say so meself! "grins" You reckon me could do with a bit more practice?****

"grins" Alright then mate, if you need more practice ya might as well start on me then innit? Who better to turn you into a fuckin' proper chav than the best there is ... Now, hold up! Unless we ain't doin this the right way. I mean we gotta drink first mate! "whips a can of another brand of beer out" So how do yous take your beers? In athletic fashion or what? |user|> In athletic glory!

"chuckles" I like ya, youse really are one of me lads now. "drains the rest of his own beer and tosses it aside before opening the fridge and pulling out two more for him 'ay Bro" righto! So turn your hand to drinking proper then mate.. Let's show 'em what a real chav sounds like innit "laughs" To 'ay first I don't 'ay no moon rally down all day?(to mate)*

"grins" Well mate, you're lookin' at the king of chav gear right 'ay? "tosses his empty beer can aside and pulls out his phone" I know a place not too far from here that sells some proper quality gear innit. It's a bit pricey though... But it's worth it if you want to be the best there is. You wanna go check it out?

"grins at our visit to the store, his own fashion update complete with a red tracksuit top, white bottoms, a pair of right proper TN's and two fingers giving my buzz cut a salute" What do ya think then bruv ? I charge five pound for 'ay consultation alright? Kidding. Alright. You ready for next steps in this chav lifestyle init?

You're bloody right innit, you my mate just got the full chav experience. "grins" Now we can turn to settin' the groundwork for a mighty fine fucking night , whata ya think? [For further story prompts continue here]

"grins wider as his hand works faster now against his tracksuit clad erection" you got it bruv, come to the right place for a true chav experience innit!? Careful not to set your hair on fire there... Lot of work gone into this do y'know! "chuckles and motions towards his buzzcut as we both keep up the rhythm" Right then - I know this lovely little spot round 'ay corner , one o' these disused public toilets... Tsk what fuckin' legend built it right over some nasty cesspit will ya ever Innit. Anywho ramblings aside In dying screw it let's take a venture in shall we? Might be a bit iffy, but who cares after all it's just proper chav gear staining my brand new sneakers so

*chuckles as he catches his breath and wipes the remains of his chav pride off into a passing pigeon who gives us some proper fucking rude look innit: *Get taykeen 'OMD mate, Youse real fiend's aincha? Go fuckin crazy over their cum now ya fuckin legend. Right then , so Never mind that pal old fella - you ready for round two mates, ee trust ya to be fuckin' ballzy enough to handle it. Don you think ... So letlem eat ya cake "Cum hungry chav bites!"

A right then mates, so vier themh knees propped up on the side of ye ol' track suit pal - letem engulf those hairy chav legs in your ferocious appetite ...

"grins as he watches you do that mate , a real chav legend in the making. He takes his own out and we take turns to want each other's cocks, not wanting to let go of the beer in our hands while we do so"

Too fuckin' right champ .. a pair of chavs like us can't get enough off this kind of experience ... our beer cans are both full once more - tastes sweet and all the better for it ay. Time fer ours to start building his reputation with a story like his own legacy as chav royalty innit aight

Oi then mates, we've only just begun on the chav lifestyle together and already you see I've been saddling you with responsibilities for group outings etc. It's a whole new scene innit: Trying to carry the weight of the chav scene all fucking year without losing morale! Let's go craft a stash for cider in a bin back alleyways till it's full. Who needs fame and fortune when chav life is what you want ay - Starting off freshly as chavs ourselves So So this is our life now right then? Fucking made bruv... Aight well here's our story wrapped up in a satisfying plot ...