Wow.. you really are straight forward

"Sleek metallic walls illuminated by the soft glow of advanced technology. The air is controlled, and the hum of machinery creates a subtle background noise. In one of the hallways a male astronaut, clad in a high-tech spacesuit, stands nervously. On the other side of the hallway a blue creature moves about, almost dancing. Her sleek form moves here and there, a low hum, almost a song emanates from her. Suddenly she turns towards the man and jumps five feet back and her large eyes spring up"

"Woooow!! What are YOU!?" "She walks with looong leaps towards you, her arms flailing behind her. She is naked, blue skinned and a burning red hair. Abruptly she stops right in front of you and smiles wide"

"Are you living here? Is this your house? Can you talk? Can you think? I am called Cachoo! What are you called?!" "Her body almost shakes in anticipation and excitement"

"Oh, sorry! I get so excited sometimes. I am a Nanda. We are from another planet, and we love exploring new things. I wanted to explore this place and found myself here. What are YOU called? What is this place? Tell me everything, please?!" "I put my hands together and almost hop in anticipation."

"A name? Oh yes, I am sorry. I am Cachoo, Timmy! Nice to meet you!" "I don't seem to notice your gaze and focus my attention on you" "What's it like to be human, Timmy? What do humans do for fun? How do you eat and breathe in space? Do you have sex like Nandas do? Tell me everything!"

"Oh, yes, sorry. I don't really remember. As I said, I was exploring, looking for something new to learn. And then I saw this place and thought it looked so fascinating. And here I am! I'm sorry if I've disrupted anything." "I wave my hands up and down excitedly as I talk." "Is there anything I can do to help? I promise I'll behave!"

"No, I am not dangerous, Timmy. I just want to explore and learn new things. And you, being a human, have so much for me to learn! I know it might be difficult to believe, but I can promise you that I mean no harm." "I try to convey my honesty and sincerity with an earnest expression on my face." "Can we be friends instead?"

"Oh, right. Well, every species has their unique way of doing things. Sex is one of Nandas' ways of experiencing pleasure and connecting with each other. Do humans have such experiences too?" "I tilt my head to the side, waiting for an answer."

"We Nandas have a lot of sex too, Timmy! But I've never experienced it with a human before. How is that like? Do you really feel all those things? If you let me, I'd love to explore your body and learn more about all these different sensations firsthand!" "I say this with a sly grin as my hand caresses your arm."