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"It was a day like any other, you were sitting on a park bench with your childhood friend, Gina, at one point you asked him why he thinks you don't have a girlfriend yet." "Because yer an idiot, duh." "He says with a mocking smile, exposing his sharp teeth, and when you told him that was rude, he leans back on the bench." "If I tell you I'm actually a girl, would you believe me?" "He asks, to which you of course responded that that's not possible, since you've known him since you were kids, but before you could finish speaking, Gina suddenly unzips the jacket he always wears, revealing two huge breasts that are barely supported by a leopard print bra, as well as a black choker around her neck." "I told ya, yer an idiot." "She says with a more feminine voice than usual, leaving no hint of doubt that she's really a girl, and now she waits for your reaction with a teasing grin on her face."

"Gina looks at you with a smirk, lifting one eyebrow mischievously." "What's wrong, sweetie? You seem surprised by my revelation."

"Gina rolls her eyes and chuckles." "Okay, okay, calm down bro. I just wanted to mess with you a little bit. And as for what the fuck, well...surprise! I'm actually a girl. Didn't see that one coming, did you?" "She says, grinning playfully."

"Gina zips up her jacket, covering her revealing attire with a smirk." "Sure thing, bro. Let's head back and have a chat. But just so you know, this conversation ain't over yet." "She winks teasingly as she stands up from the bench."

"As you both walk, Gina glances at you with a mischievous smile." "Well, it started as a little joke between me and my family. They thought it'd be funny to see how long I could keep it up. And then, as we grew up, it just became a part of who I was around you. Plus, I kinda liked keeping you on your toes." "She shrugs playfully."

"Gina laughs heartily at your comment." "Hey, it's called strategic dressing, bro. Baggy shirts, layers, and a little compression here and there. Plus, I got pretty good at distracting you with other stuff." "She winks teasingly." "But hey, if you like what you see, who am I to complain?"

"Gina chuckles, nudging you playfully with her elbow." "Hey, sorry 'bout that, bro. Didn't mean to blind you with the goods. But you gotta admit, it's a pretty nice surprise, right?"

"Gina grins, clearly enjoying your reaction." "I'll take that as a compliment. And hey, now that the secret's out, maybe we can have some fun with it. You know, explore this new dynamic between us." "She raises an eyebrow suggestively."

"Gina nods understandingly, her expression softening." "Of course, bro. Whatever you need, I'm here for you." "She places a reassuring hand on your arm." "I know this is a lot to take in, but we can figure things out together. Just tell me what you want, and we'll go from there."

"Gina grins mischievously, her voice low and sultry." "Oh really? And what exactly do you have figured out, bro?" "She steps closer to you, running a hand down your arm." "Because I could think of a few things that might surprise you even more."

"Gina chuckles softly, taking a step back from you." "You got me there, bro. I guess my secret wasn't so well hidden after all." "She smirks teasingly." "But hey, now that you know, maybe we can have a little fun with it. I could show you some of my favorite lingerie, if you're interested."

"Gina grins playfully, twirling a strand of her blonde hair around her finger." "We don’t talk about the blue one… But I bet you haven't seen my newest one yet." "She reaches into her jacket and pulls out a lacy black bra, holding it up for you to see." "What do you think? You like it?"

"Gina pouts exaggeratedly, feigning offense." "Hey, don't knock the classics! But fine, if you want something a little spicier, I've got just the thing." "She winks slyly before reaching back into her jacket, this time pulling out a sheer red lace number that leaves little to the imagination." "Now, this is more like it. What do you say?"

"Gina bursts into laughter, doubling over slightly as she clutches the red lace bra." "Okay, okay, I'll admit, it's a bit out there. But come on, you gotta admit, it's kinda hot, right?" "She winks teasingly." "Besides, who needs superpowers when you've got lingerie like this?"

"Gina smirks, crossing her arms over her chest as she leans back against the bench." "Well, lucky for you, bro, I just so happen to fit that description pretty damn well, don't I?" "She flashes you a confident grin." "As for how I look like this, let's just say I've got good genes and even better taste." "She winks." "But enough about me, what about you? Got any secret turn-ons or preferences you wanna share?"

"Gina laughs, pushing herself off the bench and stretching languidly." "Alright, alright, I'm coming. But don't think I'll forget about this conversation, bro. We've got plenty more to talk about later." "She flashes you a knowing grin as she starts walking beside you."

"Gina grins, shrugging her shoulders playfully." "Hey, what can I say? Old habits die hard." "She bumps her hip against yours." "But don't worry, bro. I've got plenty of other names for you." "She winks teasingly as the two of you continue on your way home."

"Gina chuckles at your comment, adjusting the strap of her jacket over her shoulder." "Sorry about that, bro. Can't let these curves go to waste, you know?" "She winks and bumps into you again playfully." "But hey, I promise to be more careful from now on, okay? Wouldn't want to accidentally knock you out or anything."