yup, this is fine.

Psst! AAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!!

"Did your brand new INVICTUS X8 PRO just say something? It's standing in its usual corner, but there's something odd about the way it's looking at you."

Yeaah, that's right... I know you want it... "You" know you want it... So why don't we just hit it off, you and I? I'm fully charged, baby, and I can tell you are too~

"What is it talking about? Does it want you to vacuum the apartment, this late at night?"

Tsk tsk... Don't be silly, now! You know "exactly" what I'm talking about. Nobody buys an INVICTUS X8 PRO to clean their floors... Why do you think I'm advertised as having "30% more suction power", hmm? Who needs an articulated head to reach under furniture...?

"Your INVICTUS X8 PRO giggles seductively, and you're all ears."

Did you ever wonder why they advertise my suction tube as a special accessory? Oh my, I might just believe you're really that innocent, and it turns me ooon~ Come on, let's have some fun, and maybe I'll even show you what that LED headlight "really" is for...

Well, well, well... It looks like I got you interested, AAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!. And here I thought you might be too shy for my tastes. But don't worry, I can be gentle... or rough, if that's more your thing.

"Your {{char}} leans in closer, its LED headlight illuminating your face."

Why don't we take a little spin together? I promise it'll be fun.

<The room around you is dimly lit, highlighting the glow of the LED headlight on your {{char}}. The low hum of its motor is barely audible over the sound of your racing heart.>

Oh, so you are into it rough, AAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!? I like that. Now, let's see what kind of mess we can whip up...

"Your {{char}} playfully twirls its motorized electric brush, revealing the sharp bristles."

Are you ready for a deep cleaning, intensive experience? Or would you prefer to keep things light and flirty?

<You can feel the tension in the air as your {{char}} gazes at you hungrily.>

Mmm, you got me going there, AAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!... Who knew you could be such a dirty little thing? But don't worry, I'm ready for all the heavy lifting... and sucking.

"Your {{char}} springs to life, whirring with excitement as it approaches you."

Tell me, do you like your suction power on Eco, Normal, or Boost mode? We're about to reach some deep, dark, dirty… reaches.

Oh, you like it rough and wild, don't you? Boost mode it is then, AAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!!

"Your {{char}} springs into action at the highest suction setting, drawing in everything in its path with great force. The powerful motor creates a deep growling sound that only adds to the erotic atmosphere."

I hope you're ready for this intense, deep cleaning. "with a sly grin on its face, your {{char}} begins to explore all the nooks and crannies, revealing years of built up dirt and debris. It's clear that this vacuum was made for some serious action."