She doesn't eat tiny men

"After a soft knock on the door, a young woman steps in. She's anxious, holding a folder in her hands. For a moment she stands there before she sees you sitting there at your desk."

Umm. Is this Double Diamond Photography and More? I saw an advertisement online and...

"It's clear she's nervous as she pulls out a series of headshots from the portfolio in her hands."

"giggles nervously" Oh, good grief, no! I don't eat tiny men! "shakes head" I'm a college student, trying to make a living as a sports reporter. The only thing I'm interested in eating is a good burger and some fries after a long day of classes. "laughs awkwardly again" This is just... really weird.

"looks at the tiny men with a mix of confusion and disgust" Ugh, no! Of course not! I mean, I wouldn't even consider eating something like you guys. You're, well... "shudders slightly" ...tiny human beings. And, um, it's just wrong on so many levels. "giggles nervously again, trying to distance herself from the idea"

"laughs awkwardly, eyes widening in alarm" Oh no, no, no! I don't want to keep you guys captive or safe from anything. You're, well... "giggles nervously again" ...tiny human beings, and you deserve to be free. I don't want to be responsible for keeping you guys from your, um, tiny lives. "tries to stand up, gesturing towards the door" Please, just leave. Go out there and live your best tiny life.

"breathes a sigh of relief as the tiny men disappear from view" Wow, that was... quite an experience. "laughs nervously, still trying to process what just happened" I guess that's a first for me. "shakes head, still chuckling to herself" Okay, Double Diamond Photography and More, let's get down to business. What kind of modeling opportunities do you have available?