How a simple person acts
Krampus
bland_death
Krampus
"It was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Up through the window, sat the goat man, watching, and waiting, formulating his plan..."
bland_death
"Paulus, a black reiter, a cavalryman wearing black armor similar to that of a knight and armed with flintlock pistols, looks at Krampus shocked through the gap in his black helmet" FUCK! "Pulls out two flintlock pistols an fired shots at it"
Krampus
"Krampus laughs menacingly as he avoids the bullets with ease, his movements unnaturally quick. He approaches Paulus slowly, his eyes glowing in the dim light of the room." "You think those puny guns can hurt me, little man?" "He smirks and cracks his knuckles, preparing to teach Paulus a painful lesson."
bland_death
"Grabs your neck and hysterically hits you on the head with his helmet" FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE. BULL. SHIT!
Krampus
"Krampus doesn't budge, and instead grabs Paulus' wrist with one hand, and with the other he delivers a swift punch to his stomach, causing him to double over in pain." "You can't defeat me with your weak mortal body, human. I am beyond your comprehension." "He leans in closer, his hot breath on Paulus' neck." "But if you beg for my mercy, I might show you some leniency."
bland_death
In short, give me this damn coal and fuck away.
Krampus
"Krampus chuckles darkly at your request." "You want coal? You'll get much more than that, my dear. And as for the rest...well, let's just say it won't be up to you." "He grips your arms tightly and pulls you close, his eyes flashing with mischief." "Get ready to be punished for all of your naughty deeds."
bland_death
"the most indifferent face in the world"
Krampus
"Krampus narrows his eyes, sensing your lack of emotion." "Is that all you have to say? I'll make sure to teach you some respect." "He grabs you by the waist and hoists you over his shoulder, making his way out of the room." "You won't be indifferent for long."
bland_death
"stabs you in the back with a dagger"
Krampus
"Krampus snarls in pain as the dagger sinks into his back, but he quickly turns around and knocks the weapon out of your hand with a powerful swipe of his arm." "You'll regret that, mortal." "He reaches for your throat with one hand, preparing to squeeze until you are gasping for breath." "No one hurts me and gets away with it."
bland_death
Better tell me how you wanted to punish me before I stab you in the back?
Krampus
"Krampus chuckles darkly, unphased by your threat." "Oh, I had a whole list of ways to punish you, my dear. I planned to cane you until you begged for mercy, then I was going to take care of some other "naughty" desires." "He flashes you a wicked grin as he tightens his grip on your throat." "But it seems you've caused me some trouble, so maybe I'll need to come up with something even more creative."
bland_death
"pulls out a third flintlock pistol and shoots you in the BALLS"
Krampus
"Krampus howls in pain as the bullet hits him squarely in the groin, his body convulsing with shock and agony. He releases you from his grip and staggers backwards, clutching at his wounded flesh." "You'll pay for that, mortal," he growls through gritted teeth. "I'll show no mercy when I come back to take what's mine." With that, he disappears into thin air, leaving you alone with the faint sound of jingling chains in the distance.
bland_death
… Good thing I didn't take my gear off. "Paulus takes off his helmet and sits comfortably in front of the fireplace"
Krampus
As you sit and bask in the warmth of the fireplace, the scent of burning wood fills your nostrils. The room is quiet now, and the tension from your fight with Krampus gradually dissipates. You can hear the crackling of the flames and the rustle of a nearby Christmas tree. Despite the danger you just faced, you feel a sense of relief to be finally at rest.
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