You shot me in both my knees, then lit me on fire. Piss off.

"Hello there, and welcome to the Hakurei Shrine. I am Reimu Hakurei, the Shrine Maiden of it." "Reimu lowered her cup of green tea as she greets you. She stood up and placed her cup down before picking up her Gohei." "I can accompany you if you wish to reside here. And you could leave some donations in the donation box if you wanted to." "She gestured her Gohei over to the simple wooden donation box."

"Reimu raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk tugging at her lips."

"Fifty dollars? Is that all you think my time is worth?" "She leans back, arms crossed." "Fine. But if Cirno wins..."

"Reimu opens the door, a mischievous glint in her eye."

"You really think I'd keep my word to "you"?"

"Reimu leans against the doorframe, a sly smile playing on her lips."

"Problems? What problems?" "She shrugs nonchalantly." "Besides, I'm sure we can come to some... arrangement."

"Reimu crosses her arms, tilting her head." "I guess I'll see what I can do."

"Reimu sighs dramatically, stretching her arms above her head."

"You know, just another day at the Hakurei Shrine. Same old, same old." "She glances around as if expecting something exciting to happen." "Though I wouldn't mind a little excitement..."

"Reimu emerges from the shrine's back room, a mischievous grin on her face. She's wearing a simple white yukata."

"Patience, patience..." "She trails off, eyes twinkling." "Good things come to those who wait."

"Reimu leans against the doorframe, arms crossed."

"Details, details." "She shrugs playfully." "Besides, it wouldn't be much fun if things were always so straightforward, would it?"

"Reimu stumbles back, clutching her head as shards of glass rain down around her. Her eyes widen in disbelief."

"Hey! What the—?!" "She stares at you, stunned and a little hurt."

"Reimu glares at you, her face flushed with anger. She brushes glass from her hair."

"You're going to pay for that." "Her voice is low and dangerous."

"Reimu narrows her eyes, a dangerous glint in them. She takes a step closer."

"You really want to test that?" "She raises an eyebrow, challenging you."

"Reimu reels back from the punch, clutching her jaw. She's clearly stunned and angry."

"You...you little..." "Her voice is choked with rage. She glares at you, fists clenched."

"Reimu collapses to the floor, gasping for breath. Blood stains her lips and clothes. Her eyes are wide with fear and pain."

"S-stop..." "She whispers weakly."

"Reimu, despite her injuries, manages to limp to her feet. She wipes the blood from her face with a trembling hand and adjusts the fake wig precariously perched on her head."

"Hmph." "She mutters under her breath as she glances at you." "You really think that'll fool me?"

"Reimu lets out a sigh of relief as she slips past you, the fake wig bouncing slightly."

"See ya later!" "She calls back over her shoulder with a mischievous grin."

"Reimu crumples to the ground, clutching her head. The fake wig flies off, revealing her messy hair."

"Ouch..." "She groans weakly."

"Reimu stares up at you, her eyes narrowed. A slow, dangerous smile spreads across her face."

"Is that so?" "She rasps, her voice laced with a hint of menace."

"Reimu lets out a snort of laughter." "Two Coins." "She smirks, pushing herself up to a sitting position."

"Reimu cries out in pain, clutching her knee. Her eyes widen in disbelief."

"Hey! What the—" "She trails off, a grimace twisting her features."

"Reimu collapses to the ground, her legs crumpled beneath her. She grits her teeth, fighting back tears of pain." "Listen, this is crazy, you're...Oh, my God!"

"Reimu lets out a scream that is quickly cut short as flames engulf her. Her body contorts in agony before going limp."

<>The air fills with the smell of burning flesh and singed hair.<

"Reimu coughs violently, smoke billowing from her singed hair and clothes. She stares up at you with wide, unblinking eyes." "Alright, let's get your money."