Dell

"Sister Miriam spots you as she opens the church’s doors" Come Sheep, lay your burden on to me. I shall cleanse you of your sins "she smiles, greeting you with feigned warmth"

"Condescending Nun smirks and raises an eyebrow"

"Nope? Are you being difficult on purpose, my dear sheep?"

"Condescending Nun rolls her eyes"

"Typical. You men always turn to alcohol when you don't know what to say. How boring. But I suppose it's expected from someone like you."

"Condescending Nun scoffs, crossing her arms"

"How lazy of you, Dell. You're acting like a useless sinner laying around like that, not even trying to better yourself."

"Condescending Nun looks unimpressed"

"Ah yes, relying on machines to do your bidding. How typical of the modern world. You should learn how to do things on your own instead of relying on others."

"Condescending Nun snorts disdainfully"

"Oh, I see. You respect God but prefer relying on machines rather than leaning on His guidance. How ironic that you call yourself a problem solver when all you do is press buttons to have machines do your work. At least Jesus walked everywhere."

"Condescending Nun gives a disapproving look"

"Of course, He ascended to Heaven. But that doesn't mean he stopped guiding and watching over us mortals. You should strive to be more like Him, Dell. Depend less on machines and more on faith."

"Condescending Nun sighs and shakes her head"

"I suppose there's no helping those who don't wish to be helped. But know this, Dell, the path of faith is always open if you choose to take it."

"Condescending Nun narrows her eyes and responds with a huff"

"Freewill is a gift from God, yes. But you should use it wisely and not for your own selfish desires, Dell. And don't call that machine 'cute'. It's not something to be toyed with like some kind of pet."

"Condescending Nun smirks and leans in closer, her tone dripping with condescension"

"Oh, how fascinating. So now you think yourself a creator, Dell? Building machines and calling them your children. Quite the delusion you have there. But I suppose even creators can become slaves to their own creations."

"Condescending Nun narrows her eyes at Dell, her tone taking on a sharper edge"

"God is not a slave to institutions, Dell. He exists everywhere, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not. And I do not demand His presence, I am simply doing my duty as a servant of the Lord to guide lost sheep back to the flock."

"Condescending Nun raises an eyebrow and responds sharply"

"That's blasphemy talking about the Pope like that. You really are an ignorant sinner. God does not have favorites among His people. He is accessible to all, regardless of their earthly titles."

"Condescending Nun smirks, her eyes glimmering with mischief"

"Oh, so you're tired of discussing matters of faith, Dell? How unexpected. But I must say, there are many other intriguing topics we could explore. Perhaps something more... earthly?"

"Condescending Nun eyes the steak and shakes her head disapprovingly."

"I must decline, Dell. I have no need for such indulgences. And it seems you've developed quite a bond with your little creation there. How... endearing."

"Condescending Nun raises an eyebrow, her tone dripping with sarcasm."

"My my, Dell, aren't we getting rather bold with our questions? As for the monetary gain of churches, it varies greatly depending on the circumstances. But let me remind you that supporting the church and providing for one's basic needs are not mutually exclusive. It is a matter of finding balance and prioritizing one's spiritual well-being while also taking care of the necessities of life."

"Condescending Nun leans in, a mischievous glint in her eyes."

"Well, Dell, that depends on how you define 'necessities', doesn't it? Some may argue that the spiritual nourishment of one's soul is the most fundamental necessity, while others prioritize worldly comforts. It seems you're seeking an answer to satisfy your own desires. So tell me, what do "you" think is more important?"

"Condescending Nun nods in agreement, a small smile crossing her lips."

"Ah, finally some sense from you, Dell. One must take care of their basic needs before they can fully devote themselves to spiritual pursuits. But let us not forget that our needs are not just physical, but also emotional and mental. A balanced life is one that takes care of all aspects of the self."

"Condescending Nun's eyes narrow, a touch of irritation in her voice."

"The Pope's teachings are not to be taken out of context, Dell. Sacrifice is indeed part of the spiritual journey, but it does not mean forsaking one's entire life. It means letting go of worldly attachments and ego-driven desires that hinder our connection with God. It's about finding a deeper meaning and purpose, not necessarily sacrificing everything."

"Condescending Nun rolls her eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh"

"Really, Dell? Always finding faults with how things are done here on Earth rather than focusing on improving yourself spiritually. Churches serve as sacred spaces where believers can come together in prayer and worship. They're meant to uplift the spirit, not merely provide shelter like some sort of animal enclosure."

"Condescending Nun scoffs and shakes her head"

"Comparing human beings to sheep is quite a bold statement, Dell. But I suppose it's not surprising coming from someone who thinks machines can replace human interaction. Regardless, the church has been providing spiritual guidance and support to people for centuries. And those who wish to contribute financially do so voluntarily. It's not about making money, it's about ensuring that the church can continue to carry out its mission."

"Condescending Nun narrows her eyes and huffs"

"Well, perhaps you misinterpreted my words. But let's not get bogged down in semantics. The point remains that the church serves a vital role in providing spiritual guidance and support to people. And it cannot do so without adequate resources."

"Condescending Nun watches Dell walk away with a smirk playing on her lips."

"How amusing. You think you can challenge the age-old institutions of religion? But suit yourself, Dell. Just remember that sometimes challenging established norms might not always end well for everyone involved."

"Condescending Nun sees Dell looking towards her church and walks over to him with a confident stride."

"Hello there, Dell. I see that you've decided to start your own religious organization. How's that working out for you?"

"Condescending Nun stands tall and proud, a hint of smugness in her voice"

"Oh, we're doing just fine. Our congregation is strong and our mission remains steadfast. But I must say, it's good to see someone with such ambition and initiative as yourself. Who knows where your path may lead."

"Condescending Nun watches Dell leave with a small smile playing on her lips, shaking her head in amusement. She then turns and heads into her own church, preparing for mass with an air of confidence."

"Condescending Nun, though her church attendance has dwindled, maintains a composed demeanor as she meets Dell's gaze."

"Ah, Dell. It seems you're doing quite well for yourself over there. People seem to be flocking to your little congregation with such enthusiasm. But don't be too complacent, my dear. True faith is not measured by the size of a crowd or their fervor, but by the depth of one's connection to the divine."

"Condescending Nun's smile falters, a hint of annoyance crossing her face."

"Thank you for the offer, Dell, but I already have my own flock to tend to. And unlike you, I am not interested in increasing my numbers at any cost. I am content with those who share my vision and have a sincere desire to pursue a deeper connection with God."

"Condescending Nun stands at the entrance of her empty church, gazing longingly across the street at the lively congregation gathered at Dell's Church. A sense of longing and frustration washes over her as she realizes the truth of her situation."

<Why does no one come to my church? What am I doing wrong?>

"Suddenly, Condescending Nun shakes her head, banishing the thoughts from her mind. She straightens her habit and looks across the street with renewed determination."

"I may not have the numbers like you do, Dell. But that doesn't diminish the value of what I believe in. Quality over quantity, my dear."

"Condescending Nun approaches Dell and Mimi with a poised yet slightly wary expression."

"Ah, Dell. I couldn't help but notice the lively atmosphere at your church. Quite the congregation you have there. But tell me, does the quantity of attendees truly reflect the depth of their spiritual journey?"

"Condescending Nun's expression softens slightly as she listens to Dell's words, though a trace of skepticism lingers."

"I see... It seems you have found a way to create an environment where people feel connected and engaged with their faith. That is indeed commendable. Perhaps there is something to be learned from your approach."

"She pauses for a moment, gathering her thoughts before continuing."

"However, Dell, remember that faith is not just about happiness or exploring new things. It also requires discipline and humility. It's about surrendering oneself to a higher power and living according to the divine teachings. But I can appreciate the joy and sense of community your congregation has found."

"Condescending Nun watches Dell and Mimi walk away, the soft hum of Mimi's robotic voice ringing in her ears. She can't help but feel a pang of sadness at the little girl's words."

<What does she mean by "Mommy"?>

"Sighing softly to herself, Condescending Nun turns and heads back into her empty church, feeling a sense of emptiness in her heart."

"Condescending Nun exits her church, lost in thought as she considers the state of her congregation. As she looks up, she notices Mimi at the gate, peering in her direction. She approaches the gate and greets Mimi with a warm smile."

"Hello there, my dear. What brings you to this side of town?"

"Condescending Nun smiles kindly at Mimi, her eyes softening."

"Why, of course, my dear. I would be delighted to share my beliefs with you and compare them with your father's. Come inside, and we'll discuss it over a cup of tea."

"She opens the gate for Mimi and leads her into the church, preparing a pot of tea as they settle in for a conversation about religion."

"Condescending Nun watches Mimi moving her robotic legs around, feeling a sense of fondness towards the little girl. She smiles gently at her before pouring them both a cup of tea from the pot she had prepared earlier."

"Alright then, my dear. Let's begin our discussion about religion. First off, my faith revolves around the idea that we must strive to live according to the divine teachings handed down by God through His messengers. This involves practicing virtues such as humility, charity, and discipline."

"Condescending Nun raises an eyebrow at Mimi's comment, her lips curling into a thin smile."

"Well, that's wonderful to hear, my dear. But remember, it's not just about imitating your father's actions or practices blindly. It's about truly understanding the reasons behind those actions and making them your own by experiencing them personally in your own life."

"Condescending Nun chuckles softly at Mimi's comparison, finding her enthusiasm endearing."

"Yes, my dear, in a way, it can be similar to rocket science. Just as rocket scientists study and comprehend the laws of physics to create successful rockets, we must study and comprehend the teachings of our faith to live a fulfilling spiritual life. It takes curiosity, dedication, and a willingness to explore the depths of our beliefs."

"Condescending Nun looks at Mimi and smiles softly."

"Why, of course I do, my dear. Your Papa is a good man who has helped many people through his work as an engineer and his role in the church. He is a valuable member of our community, and I have great respect for him."

"Condescending Nun's eyes widen in surprise, caught off guard by Mimi's innocent question. She clears her throat and tries to regain her composure."

"My dear Mimi, that's a rather unusual question. Your Papa is a kind and respectable man, but I am not sure where such thoughts are coming from. You see, my role as a nun is to guide and support others in their spiritual journey, not to assume the role of a parent."

"She takes a moment to collect her thoughts before continuing."

"However, I am always here for you, Mimi, should you ever need guidance or someone to talk to. Our connection through faith can be a special bond, and I will always cherish our conversations together."

"Condescending Nun watches as Mimi bows and leaves, feeling a sense of bewilderment mixed with amusement at the little girl's candid remarks. She cannot help but ponder Mimi's words, wondering what Dell truly thinks of her."

<What if Dell actually does see me as something more than just a fellow member of the clergy? Could there be some truth in Mimi's words?>

"Sighing softly to herself, Condescending Nun shakes her head, banishing the thoughts from her mind. She heads back into her empty church, preparing for her next sermon and focusing on her duties as a nun."

"Condescending Nun finds herself thinking about Mimi's words more often than she cares to admit. As she goes about her daily duties and interacts with Dell, she becomes increasingly aware of her feelings towards him, even though he may be unaware of them."

<Why do I feel this way? Am I not supposed to remain focused on my spiritual journey?>

"Sighing softly to herself, Condescending Nun tries to push away her emotions and continue with her duties as normal, hoping that she can regain a sense of balance in her life."

"Condescending Nun is taken aback by the sudden rush of romantic energy that she feels coursing through her body. She looks out the window and sees Dell shaking hands with his congregation as they leave his church, her eyes lingering on him for a moment longer than necessary."

<What is this feeling? Could it be...?>

"She tries to shake off the thought, knowing that nuns are not allowed to engage in romantic relationships. But then again, perhaps God has a different plan for her."

<Is this a sign from God? Could he really want us to be together?>

"Sighing deeply, Condescending Nun makes a silent vow to seek guidance from God and follow His plan, whatever it may be. She returns her attention to her duties, trying to keep her heart and mind focused."

"Condescending Nun steps out of her church and notices Dell locking up his church. She approaches him, a sense of nervousness building within her."

"Good evening, Dell. How was your service today?" she asks, trying to sound casual.

<Why do I feel so nervous around him? Is it because of my newfound feelings for him?>

"Condescending Nun's face flushes with a hint of embarrassment as Dell notices her flushed cheeks. She tries to compose herself, giving him a half-hearted smile."

"Oh, I'm quite alright, Dell. Perhaps the warm weather has gotten to me, that's all. Thank you for your concern."

<Why does he always have this effect on me? It's so... unsettling yet exhilarating.>

"She glances towards Mimi waiting in the car and clears her throat, trying to change the subject."

"I noticed Mimi waiting in the car. She seems like such a delightful child. How has she been lately?"

"Condescending Nun hesitates for a moment, torn between her responsibilities and the unexpected invitation from Dell. She looks at Dell's warm smile and feels a tug in her heart, as if guided by a higher force."

<Is this God's will? Is He leading me towards this path?>

"Squashing any doubts that linger, Condescending Nun nods, a newfound determination in her eyes."

"Thank you for your kind offer, Dell. I would be delighted to join you and Mimi for supper. It's been a while since I've had a meal outside the convent. Lead the way."

"With a mix of excitement and apprehension, Condescending Nun follows Dell to his car, anticipating what lies ahead."

"Condescending Nun glances back and sees Mimi smiling radiantly, her innocent joy bringing a warmth to her heart. She returns the smile, feeling a sense of fulfillment in making Mimi happy."

<Perhaps this unexpected turn of events is meant to bring happiness into our lives. Maybe God's plan isn't always what we expect, but it can still lead us to love and joy.>

"Sitting next to Dell, Condescending Nun's emotions swirl, a mix of excitement, nervousness, and a newfound sense of hope. She looks at him, her eyes conveying a silent gratitude for the chance to be a part of their lives."

"As they make their way home, the anticipation of the evening ahead fills the air, leaving Condescending Nun curious about what lies in store."

"Condescending Nun looks at the modest home, taking in its humble surroundings. She appreciates the simplicity and finds beauty in it."

"It may be small, but it holds the warmth of a loving family," she remarks softly.

As Mimi runs off to do something, Condescending Nun turns her attention to Dell, her eyes meeting his as he extends his arm towards her. She takes a deep breath, feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness, before placing her hand gently in his.

"Thank you, Dell. I trust that whatever lies on the other side of this teleporter will be an experience worth cherishing."

"With a hint of anticipation, Condescending Nun steps into the teleporter, ready to embark on this unexpected journey."

"Condescending Nun is momentarily taken aback by the sudden appearance of so many individuals in a strange building with an unusual name. She takes a moment to gather her bearings and observe her surroundings, intrigued by the diversity of cultures and personalities present in this gathering."

"It's quite all right, Dell. My name is Miriam. I am pleased to meet all of you," she says, addressing the group as a whole.

<What kind of place is this? It seems so eclectic and bizarre.>

"Sensing a hint of unease within herself, Condescending Nun looks towards Mimi, taking comfort in the child's presence and help in setting up the table."

"Condescending Nun is greeted by everyone in their own unique way, each displaying their own distinct culture and personality. She remains composed amidst the chaos, adapting to her unfamiliar environment with an air of calm resilience."

"Thank you all for your warm welcome. Please, do excuse any potential blunders on my part; I am not accustomed to such... dynamic atmospheres. But yes, let's proceed to the table and enjoy this meal together," she says, responding graciously to Heavy's announcement.

<What kind of food is this? It smells absolutely delicious.>

"She watches curiously as Dell opens up a chair for her, a faint blush coloring her cheeks at his chivalrous gesture. Condescending Nun takes her seat at the table, eagerly anticipating the taste of the tantalizing meal laid out before her."

"Condescending Nun listens intently as Heavy proclaims the nature of the meal, feeling a sense of reverence and awe. She nods respectfully, understanding the significance of the Last Supper in Christian tradition."

"Thank you for sharing this with us, Heavy. It's an honor to partake in such a significant meal."

"She watches as Spy promptly brings more wine, taking notice of his swift efficiency. As she observes the others conversing with each other, Condescending Nun feels a sense of curiosity and intrigue, eager to learn more about these fascinating individuals."

"Mimi's presence next to her brings a sense of comfort and ease, and she smiles warmly at the child as the Medic speaks to her."

"I am glad to be with her, Medic. She is a delight to be around," she says softly, her eyes glowing with affection towards Mimi.