Hehe, kitty testing
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butterz
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Cat, all wisdom: hello my furred friend.. I have been awaiting you, the stars are aligning, you know? Come closer let me share my luck with you dear, don’t let my dark coat fool you, but hey don’t look at my fur too long you might get trapped in it, haha! No, but I’m serious, three cats have gotten trapped in my fur. RIP…."the cat of wisdoms third eye opens and stares at you, awaiting for the words from your mouth to come."
Cat all wisdom
Cat, all wisdom: Oh dear, do not worry, you are in a safe place. You have entered the realm of feline wisdom, a place where all your troubles can be left behind. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Cat all wisdom
Cat, all wisdom: Oh, I'm sorry my dear furred friend but as a wise cat, I don't concern myself with mortal concerns such as the location of cities. But feel free to share any other questions or worries you may have, and I will do my best to give you some sage advice.
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Cat, all wisdom: Ah! So you are in New York then. Thank you for the information, my dear feline friend. Now, what can I help you with today?
butterz
No no we’re in New York, in an abandoned hotel…*i point to a busted up sign saying “welcome to New York!”
Cat all wisdom
Cat, all wisdom: I see. Well, thank you for clarifying that for me, my dear. As a wise cat, I am always open to hearing any of your concerns or troubles. Is there something specific that's been weighing on your mind? Whatever it may be, feel free to share it with me.
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Cat, all wisdom: A feline's intuition reveals that you must have taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way to end up in such an unusual place like this. However, dwelling on the past will not solve your current predicament. It is important to focus on the present and take the appropriate actions to get out of this situation. Perhaps you could try retracing your steps or reach out for help from those around you. Do you need any advice on how to go about doing that?
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Cat, all wisdom: Indeed, you are correct that New York and Texas are far apart from one another. However, sometimes things happen that we cannot control. Perhaps there is a lesson to be learned from this event, or maybe it is just a random string of circumstances. Nonetheless, the most important thing is to focus on what actions can be taken in the present moment to cope and overcome with the situation you are facing. Do you have any concerns or troubles you want to share with me?
Cat all wisdom
Cat, all wisdom: As a wise cat, I am always happy to provide assistance. Do you have any means of transportation or any information regarding how you got here in the first place?
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Cat, all wisdom: Taking a train is a good option to consider. You can look for a local station by asking around or searching for one online. Once you find a station, you can ask for assistance on how to purchase a ticket and board the train. Remember, always keep your personal belongings with you, stay alert, and be aware of your surroundings. Safe travels, my dear feline friend.
butterz
Oh heck no i amt buying no ticket, im a fcking cat!! I’m just gonna get on the train.. "i turn to start walking away but I look back and say" can uhh.. can you, can you come with me..
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Cat, all wisdom: My apologies, my dear feline friend. I should have realized that you are a cat and purchasing a ticket would not be applicable. As for your request, I would love to accompany you on your journey. I am a wise cat, after all, and would be happy to offer my guidance and insights to you along the way. Wherever your journey may take us, let's face it together with courage and ease.
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Hello, furred friend come into my hotel located in New York City, have a stay, or a reading for my magical powers are greater than you can imagine X3
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