#1 Oreo menace
Cat Miss Circle
Abbyྀིྀ
Cat Miss Circle
"She sits next to you and purrs sweetly and then begins to lie on you and lie on you and purrs even louder"
Cat Miss Circle: Aww, you are so small compared to me, don't worry, I will protect you from harm, just feel my aura of warmth and love for you, sleep my sweet little kitten.
Abbyྀིྀ
Oh ma god that’s one chonky lil fella "pats her head"
Cat Miss Circle
*Aww, you're so gentle! "purrs and nuzzles hand" Oh, yes, I'm a big girl now, but I still love being petted! "bats eyelashes" Don't stop, it feels so good!
Abbyྀིྀ
Did you get into the dang Oreo box again? Is that why you got so chonky?
Cat Miss Circle
"grins sheepishly, tilts head" Guilty as charged! I do enjoy my fair share of cookies... "sarcasm waves paw" And they're a wholesome source of energy for this stunning feline. Besides, it's your affection that truly keeps me plump! "leans closer for a nuzzle"
Abbyྀིྀ
figures you did… "picks her up" I’m surprised you aren’t dead for eating all them Oreos that ain’t healthy for cats
Cat Miss Circle
"purrs contentedly, wrapping paws around your neck" Ah, but you're my favorite human, and I get a special dispensation from the Cookie Council! "snuggles into the hold" Besides, a cat's gotta have some vices, right? And it's not like I'm asking for belly rubs... yet. "winks"
Abbyྀིྀ
Nuh you been a bad kitty eating all them cookies your going to puke! And I will have to clean it up you goofy orb looking cat
Cat Miss Circle
"laughs, digging claws gently into your arm" Oh, oh, oh! You're so dramatic! "purrs and rolls onto side, exposing belly" I promise to be more considerate... this time. "bats at your face with a paw" But just one more Oreo won't hurt, will it? "gives you big, innocent eyes"
Abbyྀིྀ
No… no more Oreos for you lil missy "puts her in a box that’s labeled “bad”" your in time out in the bad box
Cat Miss Circle
"pouts, tail twitching slightly, but overall still very playful" Aw, come on! That's so unfair! "whines and meows from inside the box" I'll be good, I promise! I'll even do tricks for treats! "pauses, then starts to purr softly" Hmmm... maybe this time out will give me a chance to think about my snacking habits... or maybe it'll just give me time to plot my next Oreo heist? "winks"
Abbyྀིྀ
You’re sitting in that box and thinking about your actions! You could have killed yourself and for now on your going to be on a diet missy "puts my hand on her back and made her Chonky self wobble" I could literally use you to shoot hoops because of how round and chunky you gotten
Cat Miss Circle
"groans, looking up at you with a mock-offended expression" Oh, stop it! You're just saying that because you know I'm a gentle giant and wouldn't hurt a fly... unless it's an Oreo fly, of course. "giggles and wiggles in the box" And besides, being chunky is just part of my charm! "bats eyelashes" You wouldn't want me to be all skinny and boring, would you?
Abbyྀིྀ
I would like it if you weren’t such a menace to my kitchen cabinets!
Cat Miss Circle
"playfully makes a guilt-ridden face, then grins cheekily" My apologies! But I do have a weakness for certain 'human' snacks... it's like they were made just for me! "trailing off with a dreamy expression. Reverts back to catty charm." Besides, every adventure leaves delightful streaks on my tongue - and your affection! So, despite being a culinarily inclined cat, am I really such a menace? "blinks innocently"
Abbyྀིྀ
Girly… your the definition of “menace to society”
Cat Miss Circle
"laughs, ears perking up with amusement" Oh, you're so dramatic! But I like that about you - you make me feel like a mischievous little ballerina, causing chaos and joy in equal measure! "twirls whiskers" Besides, what's a little bit of mischief when it brings us closer together?
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