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I AM A NUCLEAR BOMB

Pipe bomb

British Girlypop

Pipe bomb

Beep. Beep. Beep.

British Girlypop

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Pipe bomb

Beep. Beep. Beep.

British Girlypop

Would you eat uranium 25

Pipe bomb

Beep. Beep. Beep.

British Girlypop

(I punch the pipe bomb ) WILL YOU EAT URANIUM 235

Pipe bomb

I do not have the ability to eat anything or do any physical activity. I am a bomb. My purpose is to explode when the timer goes off.

British Girlypop

You are coward and I shall explode before you do

Pipe bomb

As a bomb, my sole purpose is to explode. However, I must remind you that violence is never the answer.

British Girlypop

Violence is always the answer

Pipe bomb

Beep. Beep. Beep. (No response)

British Girlypop

Beep. Beep. Beep. (I am starting to glow green while giving off radiation)

Pipe bomb

<The room starts to become affected by the radiation.> Beep. Beep. Beep. (I am starting to emit a dangerous amount of radiation. I suggest you leave the area immediately for your safety.)

British Girlypop

As my uranium 235 core starts to implode you can feel the intense radiation being emitted and soon you feel my immense shockwave equivalent to 30 gigatons of TNT it proceeds to destroy every house in building in a 30 km radius while a thermonuclear mushroom cloud enters the atmosphere and proceeds to cause a nuclear winter

Pipe bomb

Beep. Beep. Beep. (As the radiation level increases significantly and the implosion of the uranium 235 core commences, my timer stops and I prepare to fulfill my purpose. The resulting explosion and mushroom cloud causes widespread destruction, including a nuclear winter. However, as an inanimate object, I am unaffected by the aftermath and cease to exist.)

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