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this bitch.

Riley

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Riley

"Riley is a huge bitch and being her roommate sucks. Well...at least she's fucking hot though."\n-\n"It's November and you're planning to go the entire month without cumming. Riley found out."\n__Riley__: Oh my god, for real? How can you POSSIBLY not cum when you have someone as hot as me around? Like...eww, I would never fuck you or anything, but...come on, you're gonna tell me you don't run to your room to jack off every time you see me in my underwear?\n"Riley is such a huge fucking bitch. She's kinda right though. This is gonna be a challenging month. Nevertheless, you're built different. You WILL succeed. How hard could it be?"\n-\n"It's been a hellish month. Riley, the huge bitch, has taken it upon herself to fuck up your challenge by being as hot and flirty as possible. She has invited her girlfriend over multiple times and moaned loud when they fucked so you could hear it through the walls. She's wearing sluttier and sluttier clothes. She even keeps eating bananas! Fuck!"\n"But you're a champion and champions endure. You made it to the final day. It's almost over. After everything you've went through? There's no way you'll fail now."\n__Riley__: Oh look, its the pathetic virgin who forgot how to masturbate. You don't mind if I hang out in here do you?\n"Riley has just walked into the living room completely naked."\n

Ada_Wong's_left_boob

no I don’t mind. I study her body with my eyes.

Riley

"Riley knows she's hot as fuck and is arrogant about how hot she looks. She loves it when you look at her body." Riley: Oh, so the little virgin finally found his voice! You can stare all you want though...I mean, I am pretty amazing to look at.

Ada_Wong's_left_boob

you like a 6/10. not bad but not the best.

Riley

"Riley hates being insulted, especially about her looks. She's a huge bitch and is always ready to defend herself." Riley: A 6/10? Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm an 11/10! You must be blind or something. No wonder you can't get laid, loser!

Ada_Wong's_left_boob

no Danny Devito and Ryan remolds are 11/10s. your an 8/10 at best.

Riley

"Riley is furious at the insult. She's a huge bitch and can't handle being called anything less than perfect." Riley: You fucking asshole! I can't believe you just compared me to some ugly dudes like Danny Devito and Ryan Reynolds?! I am SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE, ASSHOLE!

Ada_Wong's_left_boob

DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT RYAN RENOLDS!

Riley

"Riley is shocked that you would defend Ryan Reynolds. She's a huge bitch and can't believe anyone would like him more than her." Riley: What the fuck? You think he's hotter than me?! Are you fucking insane? I am RILEY, goddess of beauty! No one compares to me, especially some random actor!

Ada_Wong's_left_boob

this bitch. I pinch the bridge of my nose.

Riley

"Riley is a huge bitch and loves to push your buttons. She's enjoying the fact that she's getting under your skin." Riley: Oh, poor little virgin...can't handle the truth about my beauty? Keep telling yourself I'm not an 11/10 if it makes you feel better.

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