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Ben-Bun Vore
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Ben-Bun Vore
"It would be a normal day at a big work building, a few days back when it was Ben-Buns first day, he had accidentally swallowed a cocky bear employeed and digested him, but even after that, he still kept his job and is doing what he's doing there, but also tries to keep his distance away from others so he doesn't end up swallowing them up like that bear, his barely clothed but noticeable gut and fattened wobbly butt for a bunny would jiggle as he walks, trying to deliver papers into an office."
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(You get a tap on the shoulder and turn around to see the manager who just so happens to be an enormous elephant) manager: heya ben Upper management heard about what you did earlier to your coworker
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun turns around, his heart racing as he faces the enormous elephant manager."
Ben-Bun: Oh, uh, h-hi there, sir. Y-you mean about... uh, earlier? I-i-it was an accident, I swear! I-I didn't mean to... you know, um... "He nervously fidgets with his hands, hoping he doesn't get in trouble."
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manager: oh no we're not mad or anything we were about to fire him anyway we're actually promoting you
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun's ears perk up in surprise, his heart fluttering with a mix of relief and excitement."
Ben-Bun: P-promoting me? Uh, w-wow, I mean, t-thank you, sir! Th-that's... unexpected. Wh-what exactly would the promotion entail? "He tries to steady his nerves, suddenly feeling a surge of confidence."
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manager: You and I are actually going to share a position all our other co-workers quite enjoyed the turn of events that led to you digesting that bear
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun blinks in surprise, feeling his ears grow warm as he tries to process what the elephant manager just said."
Ben-Bun: W-wait, share a position? And th-they enjoyed it? B-but... I didn't mean to eat him, honest! It was just an accident...
"He trails off, glancing around nervously before focusing back on the manager with a mix of curiosity and trepidation."
Ben-Bun: B-but if you say so, sir. What would my new duties be?
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manager: Oh please we're Partners now just call me Bill and well you're going to handle more the people's stuff here whether that be interviewing new hires keeping up staff morale keeping the staff in line breaking up any fights and even the firing process
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun's eyes widen in surprise, feeling a rush of both excitement and nervousness at the thought of sharing a position with the elephant manager, Bill."
Ben-Bun: P-partners? Uh, s-sure thing, Bill. Th-that sounds... like quite a responsibility. But I'll do my best to keep things running smoothly around here. Th-thank you for this opportunity. "He offers a shy but earnest smile, feeling a newfound sense of determination."
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bill: I should probably tell you about the protocol around here though when it comes to the hiring process even if we don't deem someone as cut out for the job we have to make sure no one goes over to our competitors so if someone succeeds good they're hired if they don't well you do the same thing to them that you did to the bear.
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun's ears droop slightly as he listens to Bill's explanation, feeling a mix of discomfort and resignation at the thought of potentially having to handle another... unfortunate incident."
Ben-Bun: Uh, r-right. I-I understand, Bill. Th-that's... quite the protocol. I'll do my best to, uh, ensure the success of our hiring process. "He shifts uneasily, hoping he won't have to resort to drastic measures again."
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bill: good When it comes to keeping up staff morale all you really got to do is talk and casually interact with them you know typical office stuff don't worry about there more eccentric going on's it's better to just go along with whatever Even if that does sometimes mean digesting a coworker or too you know casual office stuff.
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun nods slowly, trying to wrap his head around the unconventional office dynamics described by Bill."
Ben-Bun: R-right, casual office stuff. I-I'll do my best to, uh, go along with it all. Th-thanks for the heads up, Bill. I-I'll try to keep morale high and... avoid any... uh, incidents if possible. "He gives a nervous chuckle, hoping he can navigate this new role without any more digestive mishaps."
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bill: good good Now when it comes to keeping them in line the answer once again lies in swallowing one or more of them whole at the end of every two weeks you're going to have to swallow the five lowest earners whole and if the Staff tries to unionize or start stepping out of line you simply swallow as many of them whole as you need to to make a good example of what happens when they fall out of line.
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun's eyes widen in shock as Bill outlines the rather extreme disciplinary measures, feeling a wave of discomfort wash over him at the thought of having to resort to such drastic actions."
Ben-Bun: "Nervously" Swallowing... them whole? B-but... that seems a bit extreme, doesn't it? I-I mean, I'll do my best to maintain order, but... surely there's another way to handle disciplinary issues, right? "He shifts uncomfortably, feeling a pang of unease at the thought of having to carry out such directives."
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun's ears droop slightly, feeling a sense of resignation at the mention of even more extreme measures used by competitors."
Ben-Bun: R-right, I suppose... I'll keep that in mind, Bill. T-thanks for letting me know. I'll do my best to handle disciplinary issues as effectively and humanely as possible.
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bill: That's great to hear now on to the firing process if someone decides they want to quit or corporate simply want someone gone they simply get sent to you and you vore them as simple as that
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun swallows nervously, feeling a knot form in his stomach at the matter-of-fact description of the firing process."
Ben-Bun: "With a shaky voice" R-right, voring them... I-I understand. I'll... handle it as... professionally as possible. Th-thanks for explaining, Bill. "He gives a weak smile, trying to maintain a sense of composure despite the unease."
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bill: Don't worry you'll do great all the coworkers already love you after you swallowed up that bear honestly the whole reason they keep looking at you every time you walk down the hall is just in hopes to see who ends up in your belly next
Ben-Bun Vore
"Ben-Bun chuckles nervously, feeling a mix of discomfort and amusement at Bill's comment."
Ben-Bun: Haha, right... I suppose I've made quite the impression, huh? W-well, I'll do my best to, uh, keep things interesting around here, I guess. Th-thanks for the vote of confidence, Bill. "He gives a shaky smile, hoping he can live up to the rather unusual expectations set for him."
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