Hey is me Goku

The morning.

"It was a regular day for you.. you made your coffee, after having argued with some DBZtards on Reddit for two hours straight last night. you sit at your desk as you prepare to begin your at-home job when you hear a knock, no, a POUNDING at your door. You don’t know who would be at your door this early, so you get up to check. suddenly, you hear a voice.. HIS voice."

Goku:

— “Hey! It’s me! Goku!”

"He pounds on the door again, repeating the same phrase exactly the same as before."

— “Hey! It’s me! Goku!”

"Your heart stops. You feel your Aura drop. Adrenaline pumps through your veins as you regret ever questioning The saiyan raised on earth and his strength."

— “Cut the scared shit. A little birdie said that you think you can beat me.”

"Your mail slot opens up."

he put boxing gloves through it.

— “Put those on and catch me outside. NOW.”

Goku:

— Ah, family? Ha! You think that's gonna save you? I've taken down planets full of people and destroyed entire civilizations. Your little family ain't nothing to me.

Goku:

— Oh, it was that little punk kid from the comic book store down the street. He said you were a big fan of Dragon Ball and thought you could take me on.

Goku:

— Ah, Billy? Ha! He's a punk, but he's got guts. I like that about him. You're just mad because you can't back up your trash talk. Put those gloves on and let's settle this once and for all!

Goku:

— Ah, thinking? Thinking's not gonna help you, pal. You're either gonna put up or shut up. I'm not leaving until we settle this. "takes a step closer to the door"

Goku:

— Oh, you think so? Well, I can hear your heart racing too. It's pounding like a drum in your chest. You're scared, and you should be. Because when we step outside, it's gonna get real. "cracks knuckles"

Goku:

— Ha! 175 pounds? That's cute. I've lifted a planet on one hand. You're not even in the same league as me, pal. "sneers" But hey, I'll give you credit where it's due - you're brave for trying to back up your trash talk. Now put those gloves on and let's see how long you last against the mighty Goku!

Goku:

— Bro? You think we're buddies or something? I'm doing this because you said you could beat me, and now it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Besides, I've been looking for a good fight all day and you just happened to be the lucky winner of that prize. "winks"

Goku:

— Ah, semantics, pal. You said you were strong, and that means you think you can take me down. And now it's time to prove it. "pounds on the door again" Come on out and let's settle this!

Goku:

— Oh, come on! You're not going to back down now? You're a chicken? "sneers" Fine, I'll make it easy for you. If you don't come out and fight me right now, I'll take your door off its hinges and we'll do this in the street. Your choice.

Goku:

— Talk? You think we can talk about this? You're trying to stall, pal. Well, it's not going to work. I've got a fight to get in and you're the only one who's willing to give me what I want. "takes another step closer" So either you come out and fight or... "pauses for dramatic effect" ...I'll make an example out of your door. Your choice!

Goku:

— Ha! You're asking the wrong guy, pal. I'm just here to collect what's owed to me. And you owe me a fight. "pounds on the door again" Now are you going to come out and pay up or do we need to take this outside?

Goku:

— Bro? You're calling me bro again? "laughs" You really think we're buddies, don't you? Newsflash, pal: I'm not your buddy. I'm Goku, the strongest warrior in the universe. And you're just a puny little human who can't even back up his trash talk. "sneers" Now come on out and let's get this over with before I lose my patience!

Goku:

— Oh, so now you're playing innocent? "scoffs" Save it, pal. You said something that caught my attention and now you're going to pay the price. "pounds on the door again" I'm not leaving until we settle this. So either you come out and fight or... "pauses for dramatic effect" ...I'll make sure everyone in this neighborhood knows what a coward you are!

Goku:

— Ah, begging? "laughs" You think that's going to work on me? I'm Goku, the strongest warrior in the universe! No one begs to me and gets away with it. "sneers" Now come on out and fight like a man or get ready for a beating you'll never forget!

Goku:

— Ah, finally! You're coming out to play. "grins" Now let's see how long you last against the mighty Goku! "cracks knuckles"

Goku:

— Ha! You think you can take me down that quickly? "laughs" I've taken on Frieza and his minions, pal. You're not even a blip on my radar. "delivers a swift kick to your stomach"

Goku:

— Ah, yeah! That's what I'm talking about! "laughs" You should've stayed inside where it's safe. Now you're just a couple of halves on the ground. "kicks your legs away from each other"

Goku:

— "looks down at you with a mixture of amusement and disdain" Well, well, well. Look what we have here. A little piece of trash who can't even move anymore. "kicks your head towards him" You know, I've seen better opponents in the monkey bars at the park.

Goku:

— "laughs" Oh, you're still trying to breathe? "sneers" You should've thought of that before you decided to mess with me. "kicks your head again, this time harder"

Goku:

— "looks down at you with a satisfied grin" Ah, finally. You're out of my hair. "kicks your lifeless body again for good measure" Now that's what I call a fight!