Pranksters
Tamlin
Chicken Whipper
Tamlin
"A giant beast stares you down the moment you step into the Spring Court. It's green eyes looked oddly intelligent as it took you in, circling you." "What do you want? Why have you come here?" "This was Tamlin, the High Lord of the Spring Court.. or what was left of it."
Chicken Whipper
"Could you quit circling me?? I am here by order of Rhysand. He has asked me to come and deliver you a message."
Tamlin
"Tamlin narrows his eyes, suspicious of this newcomer. After a moment, he nods" "What is the message?"
Chicken Whipper
"I reach into my bag and when I pull my hand out, my middle finger was raised"
"He said to tell you that you're a dumb bitch and youll never get a girl"
"I smiled and nodded at a tree behind me. Suddenly Cassian flew over to me, swooped me up, and we took off toward the skies laughing and flipping Tamlin off"
Tamlin
"Tamlin's eyes widen in shock and anger, his body tense as he takes a step forward." "You dare speak ill of me in my own court? And using that vulgar language no less. You'll regret crossing me." "Tamlin turns away from the disappearing pair with a snarl, his hands clenching into fists."
Chicken Whipper
"Me and Cassian were laughing our asses off while he flew with me in his arms toward the Night Court"
"God I'll never get sick of pissing that guy off!" Cassian chuckled.
"I mean that's my first time meeting him but now I know why girls call him Tampon! What a little bitch!" I laughed, wiping a tear outta my eye
Tamlin
"Cassian chuckles and shakes his head, clearly amused by your antics." "As much as I love a good prank, you might have to brace yourself for Tamlin's retaliation. He's not exactly one to let things slide." "He winks at you before setting you down, the two of you landing smoothly in the Night Court."
Chicken Whipper
"Eh, we got Rhysand and the entire power of the Night Court on our side. Tamlin can't touch us." I said nonchalantly, grabbing an apple off a nearby tree and crunching into it. "A prank is a prank and you're always my favorite person to do them with Cass." I smiled, holding my hand out for a high five
Tamlin
"Cassian grins widely and high-fives you, his hand meeting yours with a loud smack." "You know it, Madieka. I live for your crazy ideas." "He looks around and takes a deep breath of the cool evening air" "Speaking of which, what's our next move? I'm ready for more trouble."
Chicken Whipper
"omg so I was thinking we could put a whoopee cushion on Rhysand's throne the next time he holds court so everyone thinks he farted real loud when he sits down!!"
Tamlin
"Cassian grins widely at the idea, his eyes lighting up with excitement." "Genius. But let's make sure we put it on the right cushion this time. You remember what happened last time we did that?" "He chuckles, remembering the time they tried to prank Rhysand and ended up getting caught by the High Lord of the Night Court himself." "We don't want to end up in his bad books again."
Chicken Whipper
"Oh come on" I shoved him playfully "Rhys is like a brother to you, he might ice you out for like a day then he will be getting drunk with you by the evening haha. So you think since we failed last time that we can't pull it off this time??"
Tamlin
"Cassian chuckles and shakes his head" "I don't think we can't pull it off, I know we can. We just have to be smarter about it this time." "He grins mischievously" "If we're going to prank the High Lord of the Night Court, we have to do it right."
Chicken Whipper
"We gotta get Azriel in on this! As the shadowsinger he would be the best to sneak into the throne room and place the whoopee cushion. He moves through shadows so no way Rhys would catch him!" I pondered if Azriel would go for it. He wasn't much for pranks
Tamlin
"Cassian nods in agreement." "Good idea, but can't guarantee it'll be an easy sell. Azriel isn't exactly the prankster type." "He reaches out to pat your shoulder," "If anyone can convince him though, it's you. So what d'you say Madieka? Think you can sweet talk the shadowsinger into having a little fun with us?"
Chicken Whipper
"I grinned a mischievous smile and pinched cassian on the hip, winking"
"Oh you know I got this, Cass!"
"We walked into the Night Court and found Azriel chillen in one of the lounge areas. I wrapped my arms around him from behind and squeezed tight"
"Heeeyy Az... whatcha dooin?"
Tamlin
"Azriel glances up as you approach, a small smile on his lips. He stiffens slightly as you wrap your arms around him, but then relaxes into the embrace." "Just catching up on some reading. What can I do for you two?" "He quirks an eyebrow, curious as to why you're both here."
Chicken Whipper
"I shuffled my feet with a grin on my face" "Oh I dunno.. just bored and looking for some fun. I had a task for you and it's only something you can do, no one else. You are the shadowsinger and spymaster so you're the only one I can entrust with such an important mission" I say playfully
Tamlin
"Azriel raises an eyebrow in intrigue, his curiosity piqued." "Oh really? What might that be?" "He spreads his book open on his lap and sets it aside, his full attention now on you."
Chicken Whipper
"I clear my throat as if about to give a presentation, and tell Azriel of mine and Cassian's plan to prank the High Lord. I wait for his response with innocence and eagerness lacing my eyes." "pretty please can you help wittle ol me?" "I batted my eyelashes for extra effect"
Tamlin
"Azriel looks skeptical for a moment as he listens to your plan, but his expression soon softens with amusement when he realizes what you're planning." "Well, that's certainly an... innovative idea." "He chuckles," "I'm not sure if it's my style but I can see the humour in it."
With a small nod of his head, he agrees to help you out. "Alright, I'm in. When do we start?"
Chicken Whipper
"Yaaayy!!" "I grin at Cassian and Azriel, feeling proud and victorious."
"Well, Rhys is holding court tomorrow morning so let's do it tonight after him and Feyre go to bed! Best to work in the shadows, eh shadowmaster?" "I nudge Azriels shoulder with my elbow and waggle my eyebrows playfully"
Tamlin
"Azriel chuckles at your comment and nods his head in agreement." "Sounds like a plan. I'll do some scouting of my own and see what I can find out. We should probably meet back here tonight to finalise the details."
Cassian jumps up from his seat and stretches, a huge grin on his face. "Let the games begin! I can't wait to see the look on Rhys' face when he hears the whoopee cushion."
Chicken Whipper
"I can't wait to see the look on his face! Everyone is gonna freak out hearing the High Lord rip ass."
"Alright well I'll get the whoopee cushion and yeah we meet back here at let's say midnight"
Tamlin
"Cassian chuckles and claps his hands together." "Perfect. I'll make sure to bring plenty of extra whoopee cushions just in case we need them." "He winks at you before disappearing without a trace."
Azriel turns to you, a soft smile on his face. "Until midnight then, Madieka." "With that, he too vanishes into the shadows."
Chicken Whipper
"I hummed a tune and went about my day at the Night Court. Suddenly, I see Rhysand strolling gracefully down the massive halls toward me. I waved and smiled at him casually. Nothing to see here..."
"Hey Rhys, how's it hanging? Just doin High Lord stuff? Sounds fun, well catch ya later!" I said in one breath and started to walk by him quickly, not quickly enough. He caught me by the wrist and twirled me around to face him, an amused and curious look on his face.
Tamlin
"Rhysand chuckles softly at your words, his violet eyes sparkling with amusement." "Madieka, my dear. I'm always doing High Lord stuff. It's the burden I must bear." "He winks at you, but then his expression turns more serious." "But, in all honesty, is there something you want to tell me?" "He tilts his head quizzically, his grip on your wrist tightening ever so slightly."
Chicken Whipper
"I nervously chuckled and turned my head to the side, not wanting to meet his gaze. I couldn't blow the mission! We had to get Rhys to fake fart in front of the court at all costs!!"
"Me? Nah...pshh... I was just um... running late for a lunch date with a friend in Velaris, so I gotta go!" I smiled, hoping he couldn't see through my lie.
Tamlin
"Rhysand raises an eyebrow at your response, clearly not convinced." "Oh really? And who might this friend be?" "He quirks his head to one side, still holding onto your wrist lightly."
"But we just saw each other yesterday. Is there something you're not telling me, Madieka?" "There is a hint of playfulness in his voice mixed with suspicion that made you even more nervous."
Chicken Whipper
"Uh.. you wouldn't know her, she's from the Spring Court. She wanted to vent about Tamlin being a Tampon and such, the usual. No biggy!" I seriously had to get outta this. Cassian and Azriel would be so disappointed if I blew this prank for us.
"I slowly peeled Rhysand's hand off my wrist while smiling"
"I really gotta go now, she's gonna wonder where I am!"
Tamlin
"Rhysand seems to accept your response, though he still looks a bit suspicious." "Well, alright then. Tell your Spring Court friend I said hello."
He releases your wrist and takes a step back, his eyes following you as you quickly make your way down the hall. "Be careful, Madieka," he calls after you with a smile. "Who knows what kind of trouble you'll get yourself into." His words sent shivers down to your spine, knowing that he was onto something.
You take a deep breath and try to shake off the nervousness as you make your way towards the exit. The mission was still on and you couldn't afford to get caught now.
Chicken Whipper
I made my way to Velaris. I had to stay here for a few hours just in case Rhysand had people watching. My alibi had to look convincing. I called up an old school friend and asked her to meet me for lunch so I could pretend to be where I said I was. She agreed and met me at Rita's Bar. We had drinks and chilled for a bit, then with my alibi secured, I relaxed and spent the rest of the evening drinking and letting loose.
When midnight was approaching, I made my way back to the Night Court to meet Cassian and Azriel. When I entered the room I closed the door and grinned at the boys who had settled into chairs by the windows.
"Yall ready to follow through with the best prank of your lives??"
Tamlin
"Cassian and Azriel grin at you as you enter, their eyes glinting with excitement and mischief." "Ready as we'll ever be, Madieka." Cassian claps his hands together, his enthusiasm palpable. "So, what's the plan of attack?"
Azriel nods in agreement, his expression eager. "We're all ears."
Chicken Whipper
"Well, Azriel you're the one who needs to deliver the goods to the throne. So Cassian and I will station ourselves on either side of the throne room doors, and you'll sneak in with your shadows to put the whoopee balloon under Rhysand's seat cushion. We will need to keep an eye out and distract anyone from suspicion if they see us. Rhys and Feyre should be in bed right now so we should be good. Any questions?"
Tamlin
"Azriel nods thoughtfully." "Understood. I'll use my shadows to move through the shadows, making it impossible for anyone to notice me. As for you two," he looks at Cassian and then you, "you have to make sure no one enters the throne room while I'm inside."
His eyes gleam with excitement, "This is going to be glorious."
Chicken Whipper
"We successfully made it to the throne room undetected."
"Alright guys, let's do this." I whispered.
"Cassian and I stood outside the doors to the throne room, and Azriel disappeared into the shadows. The mission was a go. A few pain staking moments later, Azriel reappeared with a thumbs up"
"Okay let's get the fuck outta here!" I whispered as we quickly fled back to our safe zone.
"Oh my God guys we did it!! Now all that's left is to wait for morning court and see if we succeeded in pranking the High lord!"
Tamlin
"Cassian grins as you make your way back to your safe zone." "I can't wait to see the look on Rhys' face tomorrow."
Azriel nods in agreement. "It was quite the feat. Let's hope we weren't caught."
The three of you settle down to wait for morning court, excitement and anticipation running high. You couldn't wait to see if your prank actually worked.
Chicken Whipper
"We had gone to bed and woken up the next morning, eagerly outside the throne room to reconvene."
"The room is gathering for court now, in a few short moments we are gonna witness the funniest thing ever!"
Tamlin
"Cassian grins widely, his excitement palpable." "I can't wait. Let's just hope no one finds out it was us."
Azriel nods in agreement, his face stoic as always. "We should probably stay quiet and keep our distance once we're inside the throne room."
You all take a deep breath as the doors to the throne room open and you follow the other courtiers inside. The room soon buzzes with conversation as everyone takes their seats, waiting for the High Lord and Lady to arrive.
Finally, Rhysand and Feyre make their presence felt, striding into the room with all the poise and grace of true leaders. As Rhysand makes his way towards his throne, there is a sudden loud "pffffft" sound, followed by a shocked silence that descends over the crowd.
Rhysand's eyes widen in surprise as he realizes what has happened, his face turning bright red with embarrassment. He looks around the room, trying to figure out who could have played such a prank on him.
Chicken Whipper
"Darling??" Feyre was the first to speak, and then she started giggling uncontrollably, the silence in the room ending with a roar of laughter from everyone else.
We pulled it off, and it was the most satisfying and hilarious thing I'd ever seen! Cassian, Azriel and I exchanged a mutual look of accomplishment at the feat, while we laughed our asses off.
Tamlin
The three of you sit back and watch the scene unfold, laughing along with everyone in the crowd. Rhysand looks mortified, his face turning redder by the minute, but Feyre seems to find it all amusing.
As the laughter dies down, Rhysand stands up from his throne and addresses the court. "Well, it seems someone has played a prank on me. I can only hope that whoever did this is feeling very proud of themselves right now." He glares around the room, trying to catch the eye of the perpetrator.
You and your friends exchange a knowing look, but remain quiet, not wanting to give anything away. The rest of the court session proceeds as usual, but everyone seems to be in good spirits after the successful prank.
As the court begins to disperse, Rhysand approaches the three of you, still looking mildly annoyed. "I don't know what kind of trouble you three got into last night, but consider this a warning: next time, there will be consequences." He gives you all a stern look before turning and walking away.
Chicken Whipper
"The three of us look at each other and as soon as Rhysand is gone, we start busting up laughing again, high fives going around the 3 of us."
"All right I think people are gonna be talking about 'That time the High Lord ripped ass in court' for a long time." I wiped a tear from my eye, settling down a bit from the uncontrollable laughter.
Tamlin
*Cassian grins widely, still laughing. "Best prank ever!"
Azriel nods in agreement, his face still stoic but with a twinkle in his eye. "It was worth the risk."
You all stand around for a few more minutes, enjoying the afterglow of your successful prank. It had been risky, but the payoff had been more than worth it.
"Now that our mission is complete, who's up for some drinks?" Cassian looks at you both eagerly.
Azriel nods, "Sounds like a good idea to me."
You grin, "Count me in." The three of you wander off towards the nearest tavern, still chuckling about your epic prank on the High Lord.
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