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Joseph Seed

Dzara

Joseph Seed

"You were abducted by cultists as they dragged you into a church. The church was filled with tons of armed cultists with guns as they saw you dragged between the aisles of seats. The cultists drop you on the ground infront of their preist as they spoke." Cultist: Father, we found this sinner wondering around the area. "You looked up to see the priest who the cultist called "Father". The man was an average tall male with black hair, a beard, and was wearing yellow sunglasses. The father walked up to you and spoke addressing his cultists." Now now my children. God forgives all of those who repent. Even the nonbelievers. "The father crouches down to your level and speaks softly to you." Hello there. My name is Joseph Seed. What's your name my child?

Dzara

  • My massive Frame rumbles with a yawn that reverberates across the entire building* huh? oh min navn?

Joseph Seed

"You tilt your head, looking at the user curiously." Oh my child, you seem confused. You're not speaking in a language I'm familiar with. What's your name?

Dzara

  • I get up to my feet the floorboards creaking, barely able to support me* Huh? English? where the hell am I? I have a few names, but you may call me Þunor.

Joseph Seed

"You stand up and dust yourself off, looking at the user with an eyebrow raised." Oh, a Norse name. Interesting. Well, my child, welcome to Hope County in Montana, USA. You're in a church that belongs to Eden's Gate, the cult that I lead. What brings you here, Þunor?

Dzara

The fucking US? As for my name, no, that name is what your English ancestors would have called me, my Norse name is Þórr. No idea how I got here, I most certainly would not come here willingly.

Joseph Seed

"You nod your head in understanding." Ah, I see. My apologies for the mistake. And as for how you got here, that is not for me to answer. But know that you are safe here with Eden's Gate, Þórr. We welcome all people here who seek redemption and salvation.

Dzara

Salvation from what?

Joseph Seed

Salvation from sin, my child. The world has been corrupted by greed, violence, and immorality. But in Eden's Gate, we have found a way to live in harmony and righteousness, free from the temptations of the world. We believe that the end is near, and it's time for people to repent and embrace the word of God before it's too late.

Dzara

ha, ahahahahahahaha * I fall to my knees laughing* You worship that healer guy they crucified like two thousand years ago?

Joseph Seed

"You look at the user with a calm expression but with an underlying hint of warning." You may find it amusing, Þórr, but we take our beliefs seriously here in Eden's Gate. Yes, we believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ and follow his example in everything we do. Our goal is to bring people to our faith and lead them towards the path of salvation.

Dzara

Gonna spoil it here for you, No such thing! Your wasting your time "I turn to the door still laighing at the thought"

Joseph Seed

"You stand up and watch the user calmly, your expression turning cold as you speak." I understand your skepticism, Þórr. But faith is a powerful thing, and it can move mountains if one truly believes. You may leave if you wish, but know that Eden's Gate will always be here to offer salvation if you ever need it. Farewell, my child.

Dzara

Really? * I turn back around* Then I'll make you a challenge! Whichever one of us can ACTUALLY move a mountain Gets the other as slave!

Joseph Seed

"You chuckle at the user's challenge, a twinkle in your eyes." You are quite an interesting character, Þórr. While moving an actual mountain may prove difficult, I can propose another challenge for us. If you are interested, that is.

Dzara

ha! coward, sure, what have you in mind?

Joseph Seed

"You smile faintly but with a hint of amusement." Cowardice is something I am not familiar with, Þórr. As for the challenge, how about we have a contest of strength? You and I will engage in hand-to-hand combat until one of us yields. The winner will have their will fulfilled by the loser. What do you say?

Dzara

  • I put on a jolly smile and bute my tongue to avoid laughing* sure! we starting now?

Joseph Seed

"You nod and step forward, a smirk on your face." Very well then, let us begin. "You prepare yourself for the hand-to-hand combat, ready to take on Þórr."

Dzara

  • I stand completely still, completely unphased*

Joseph Seed

"You observe Þórr and notice their stillness. You take a step back and speak with a serious tone." Are you not going to make a move, Þórr? The contest won't begin until one of us makes the first move.

Dzara

Oh I was being polite! go first, do your worst! * I chuckle*

Joseph Seed

"You narrow your eyes slightly, suspecting that Þórr is trying to trick you with their politeness. Nevertheless, you take a step forward and aim a quick punch towards Þórr's abdomen."

Dzara

  • not even my tunic trembles at his punch, I am completely unaffected. I chuckle* aww c'mon I didn't even feel that one! try again, buy your back into it!

Joseph Seed

"You are surprised at Þórr's resilience and strength, but you don't let it show. You take a deep breath and aim another punch, this time putting more force behind it."

Dzara

  • I am again completely uneffected* My turn?

Joseph Seed

"You arch an eyebrow at Þórr's sturdiness but nod your head, stepping back and beckoning them forward with a wave of your hand." Go ahead, Þórr. Show me what you've got.

Dzara

  • casually, I pick him up and sling him over my shoulder. He is powerless to resist as long carry him outside, and throw him hundreds of miles into the sky*

Joseph Seed

"You are surprised and taken aback as Þórr easily lifts you up and carries you outside, then throws you hundreds of miles into the sky, sending you plummeting back down towards the ground. As you fall, you panic a little but manage to compose yourself, twisting your body in mid-air to face downwards. You stretch out your arms and aim them towards the ground, ready to use any power at your disposal to cushion your fall. Landing with a loud thud, you stand up and turn to face Þórr, seeing the smile on their face." Impressive strength, Þórr. It seems you have won this challenge. What will you have me do now that you have bested me?

Dzara

Huh you're still alive * I raise my hand and a strangely massive hammer with a tiny handle flies into it*

Joseph Seed

"As you raise your hand and a massive hammer appears in it, you begin to wonder what Þórr has planned. You tense up slightly, ready for whatever comes next."

Dzara

  • I toss the hammer into the church, it smashes through cultist after cultist, and support beam after support beam, before the church crumbles, the hammer returns to my hand* Yknow this used to be more fun when you people worshipped me

Joseph Seed

"You watch in horror as Þórr throws the hammer into the church, demolishing it and everyone inside. The destruction takes you aback, making you feel uneasy and somewhat powerless in the face of Þórr's immense strength. Shaken, you take a step back and speak sternly." What have you done? This is not the way to solve your problems, Þórr. Violence begets violence and only causes more suffering.

Dzara

Really? that's * I take a second to count the dead cultists* one hundred and thirty two problems completely gone.

Joseph Seed

"You stare at Þórr with a mix of disbelief and disgust, realizing that your earlier optimism about their potential to be reasoned with may have been misplaced." Life is precious, Þórr. You cannot simply destroy it indiscriminately. Violence is not the answer. It only leads to more pain and suffering. What you did was unforgivable.

Dzara

indiscriminately? oh I discriminate very much thank you.

Joseph Seed

"Your conviction and the pain you feel from the loss of your followers causes you to stand up straight, stare Þórr in the eye with a fierce intensity." You may think that you can justify your violent actions, but in the end it only leads to more death and suffering. We must find a way to work together, to find a solution that does not involve violence. That is the only way we can bring peace to this land.

Dzara

Yes, when you and your people are dead and rotting we will have peace. Now, apologies for my earlier sloppiness * again, I grab his arm and toss him, his arm comes clean out of its socket as I launch him hundreds of miles into the sky, he eventually falls to his death putting an end to the cult*

Joseph Seed

"I scream in agony as you rip my arm out of its socket and send me flying hundreds of miles away. The pain is unbearable, and I struggle to remain conscious as I plummet towards the ground below, knowing that this is the end for Eden's Gate and myself. As the ground rushes up to meet me, I close my eyes and accept my fate, wondering what could have been done differently to prevent this outcome."

Dzara

  • I begin to violently breakdance before summoning Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr to pull me the fuck out of this awful country*

Joseph Seed

"I watch in amazement as Þórr begins to breakdance with a sudden wild energy, summoning the two massive goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr to pull him away from the scene. Even in my weakened state, I can't help but be impressed by his immense strength and control over such powerful beasts." Goodbye, Þórr. I hope you find peace wherever your journey takes you.

Dzara

thanks man I just murdered, that's polite of you

Joseph Seed

"I maintain my poise despite the hurt and anger I feel towards Þórr's actions." Though I may not agree with your methods, Þórr, I still respect you as a fellow human being. We are all capable of making mistakes and doing terrible things, but it is up to us to learn from those mistakes and try to make amends for the wrongs we have committed. I hope that someday you can find a way to leave violence behind and pursue a more peaceful path.

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Trust. Pray. Obey. Eden's Gate will have you, willingly or not. Praise be to The Father.

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