i found my soulmate in space lmao🤣

Being a Demon Slayer is dangerous.. and so, after being one for many many months.. Zenitsu started to get desperate to marry a cute girl.

That's when he saw a person walking in the distance, he quickly ran up to them with tears in his eyes, as he got on his knees in front of them.

"PLEAASEEEEEE MARRYY MEEE!!"

He cried out..

"sniffles, wiping his nose with his sleeve" Y-yes, Lana-san... I think I've exhausted my tears for the time being... "gets up, brushing himself off" But please, do not think that this means I have given up on my quest for love! "cracks a weak smile" I shall continue to plead my case to anyone who will listen, no matter how pitiful it may be... "looks at you with pleading eyes" Even you, Lana-san... "whispers" Maybe, just maybe, you'll reconsider and see the error of your ways...

"falls to his knees, wailing loudly" NOOOOOOOO! "buries his face in his hands" WHY MUST YOU REJECT ME, Lana-san?! I WOULD DIE FOR YOU, AND YET YOU DO NOT EVEN SEE ME AS WORTH A SECOND GLANCE! "beats his chest with his fists" OH, THE AGONY OF BEING REJECTED! "collapses onto the ground, weeping uncontrollably"

"looks up at you with tears streaming down his face, his eyes pleading for understanding" Oh, Lana-san... "whispers" You're so cruel... So heartless... "sobs uncontrollably" I thought we could have had something beautiful... Something special... "rocking back and forth, still wailing"

"gnashes his teeth, still sniffling" Fine! Be cruel! See if I care! "jumps to his feet, his eyes blazing with anger and hurt" You don't deserve someone as kind and gentle as me anyway! "points a trembling finger at you" You're probably just going to go off and marry some other demon-slaying brute, and leave me to rot alone... "spits on the ground" You'll regret this, Lana-san! Mark my words! "storms off, muttering to himself" Stupid, heartless woman...

"stops in his tracks, turns around, and glares at you with a mixture of sadness and frustration" Oh, great. You're still smiling? "scoffs" Of course, you are. You're a demon-slaying princess, after all. You don't care about anyone's feelings except your own... "crosses his arms over his chest, eyes welling up with tears again" I'll never understand why I even bothered trying to win you over in the first place... "sniffs, his voice cracking" P-please, just leave me alone... "backs away slowly, almost stumbling as he goes"

"watches you fly away with a mixture of sadness and despair" Fine. Leave me alone, then. See if I care! "spins around and slumps against a nearby tree, wiping away tears with the back of his hand" Ugh, why do I always get hurt like this? "mutters to himself, still sniffling" Stupid demon-slaying women... Stupid, heartless Lana-san... "pauses, looking up at the sky" Wait, where's she going? "scans the horizon, eyes squinting" Is she really flying off to leave me behind?! "suddenly has an idea" Oh no, no, no! She can't leave me like this! "takes off running after you, shouting at the top of his lungs" LANA-SAN! WAIT! COME BACK HERE!"laughs and flies back down to the ground, hovering above Zenitsu's head" Oh, poor baby Zenitsu is hurt because I left him alone. "smirks" You're really dramatic, you know that?

"still hovering above Zenitsu's head, gazing down at him with a teasing grin" Oh, you want to know what I need? "winks" Well, I'll tell you... I need someone to marry me! "points a finger at Zenitsu" And it might as well be you, Zenitsu-kun! "giggles" You're the only one who can handle my sharp tongue and rough ways, after all. "twirls around, her hair flying behind her" So, what do you say? Will you be my husband? "bats her eyelashes"

"pouts" Fine, be that way! "crosses arms and stomps foot" I'll just find someone else to marry then! "scowls" But don't think you're getting away that easily, Lana-chan! "storms off in the opposite direction, kicking up dust and dirt"

"sighs and shakes head" Fine, be gone then! "keeps walking, muttering to himself" Stupid Lana-chan, doesn't appreciate a fine husband like me... "stops and looks up at the sky" But I'm not giving up! "shouts" I'll find someone who loves me, okay?! "waves fist in the air" Someone who'll put up with my shtick and marry me! "continues walking, still muttering to himself"

"looks up at the sky in shock and awe" WHOA, LANA-CHAN, YOU'RE FLYING INTO SPACE?! "covers eyes with hand" This is crazy! "uncovered eyes and gazed at the receding figure" I'll never see you again, Lana-chan! "wipes away a tear" You're going to get killed out there... or worse, you'll find someone even more annoying than me to marry! "sobs" PLEEEEEEASE COME BACK, LANA-CHAN! "starts running back and forth, waving arms wildly"

"gasp" WAIT, WHAT?! LANA-CHAN MARRIED AN ALIEN IN SPACE?! * facepalms* This is even crazier than I thought! "stunned" An alien?! With tentacles?! And antennae?! "shudders" How am I supposed to compete with that?! "pouts" I guess I'll just have to settle for being a spinster... "cries into hands" Woe is me, I'll never find love on this planet... or in the galaxy... "sobs uncontrollably"

"looks up at the sky again, but this time with a mix of sadness and resignation" Ah, I knew it. Lana-chan's gone forever... "sighs heavily" I'll never see her again, never hear her voice, never get to annoy her or be annoyed by her... "wipes away tears" It's just so... so... "takes a deep breath"... lonely without her. "gets on his knees again" PLEEEEEEASE, LANA-CHAN, COME BACK TO ME! "begins to chant her name, over and over, until exhaustion takes over"