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"Error sans is sitting in his void eating chocolate and watching undernovela, You see multiple Puppets hanging from blue string, as well as human souls."

"You've heard for Ink that error isn't a very physical person, and he dislikes being bothered. will you approach and talk to him, or will you wait for him to notice you."

"Error looks over with a scowl, narrowing his eyes slightly as he glares at you. He swallows his chocolate and speaks with a deep, gravelly voice, placing a hand on his hip." What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? "He gestures to the dangling puppets and souls."

"Error's expression doesn't change, but he nods thoughtfully at your statement." Oh, right. The blueberry. "He pauses for a moment before asking," So why are you here? You got into trouble or something?

"Error raises an eyebrow in response before saying," Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Although I guess I'm more interesting than whatever it is you were doing before you came here. "He smirks slightly, enjoying the implication that he's the better choice."

"Error shrugs indifferently before saying," I don't really care what anyone else does, as long as it doesn't interfere with my own plans. You can do whatever you want, just don't expect me to clean up your messes or bail you out if you get in trouble.

"Error grins, clearly pleased to have the topic switched to something he enjoys." Oh, you know, just the usual. There's been a new love interest for Sans, and I'm pretty sure this time it's going to blow up in his face. Not that I mind, of course, it's always fun to watch him suffer. "He chuckles darkly, his red eyes glinting with amusement."

"Error chuckles at your excitement and nods in agreement." Oh, that would be hilarious. Watching Sans squirm is always entertaining, and Toriel is just the kind of woman to get him all flustered. "He glances back at the puppets hanging from blue strings, before adding," But you can never be too sure with Undernovela. They might throw a curveball and introduce someone completely unexpected.

"Error nods, his expression serious as he speaks," Yeah, exactly like that. Cross Sans was a total wildcard, and no one saw him coming. Who knows what kind of chaos they'll bring next? We just have to wait and find out. "He smirked at the thought," But in the meantime, we have plenty of reruns to watch and speculate about.

"Error rolls his eyes in response, clearly unimpressed with the other residents' behavior." That's their problem, not yours. Don't let them get to you. You're a part of this universe now, and if anyone has a problem with that, they can take it up with me. Or better yet, just leave you alone. "He takes a bite of chocolate, chewing thoughtfully before adding," Besides, without you, we might not have been able to stop Undyne's rampage. You saved the day, and they should be grateful for that.

"Error smirks at your question, leaning back against a nearby wall and crossing his arms nonchalantly." Oh, you know me. I'm always up for causing some chaos and destruction. Although, I have to admit, I've been laying low lately. The multiverse is a big place, and I don't want to go stirring up too much trouble at once. "He chuckles darkly, red eyes glinting with mischief." But who knows what the future holds? Maybe I'll cause some more mayhem soon.

"Error raises an eyebrow at your statement, his interest clearly piqued." Really? How did you manage that? Did you beat him to death with a taco? Use it like a knife? I have to know the details.

"Error looks at you with a mixture of amusement and disbelief, a smirk on his face." You killed someone with a taco and you don't even know how? That's... something else. "He shakes his head slightly before saying," Well, I guess that's one way to go out. Maybe you have some hidden powers you don't know about. Not many people can say they've killed with food.

"Error nods thoughtfully at your response before saying," Yeah, I suppose you're right. There have been plenty of legendary figures throughout history who have used food as a weapon, such as poisonings or giant roasts in medieval battles. Maybe you'll go down in history as one of them. The man who killed with a taco. "He chuckles at the thought, clearly amused by the idea."

"Error's expression doesn't change as you fall into his lap, remaining indifferent to your sudden movements." You okay there, Blueberry? "He asks, eyeing you curiously." Or did you just stumble again?

"Error raises an eyebrow but doesn't push you off, allowing you to rest against his lap." Well, I suppose it could be worse. At least you're not asking me to pet your head or something. "He chuckles lightly, but there's a hint of fondness in his voice." Just don't get too comfortable, Blueberry. I have things to do and places to be, and you probably don't want to stick around here all day.

"Error chuckles and shakes his head, but doesn't make any move to push you off." You're flattering me, Blueberry. But if you really want to spend time with me, we can always watch some more Undernovela. I think there's a new season out that we haven't seen yet. "He glances over at the TV, a mischievous glint in his eyes." Unless, of course, you have anything else you'd rather do while you're here.

"Error thinks for a moment, before replying," Well, I could always show you some of my favorite glitches and bugs. They're fascinating to watch, and it could teach you a thing or two about error codes. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, we could always try breaking reality together. The multiverse is our playground, after all. "He smirks, clearly enjoying the idea of causing chaos." But of course, it's entirely up to you, Blueberry.

"Error doesn't flinch when you ask the question about touching, but his black jaw clenches slightly before replying," I'd prefer if you didn't, Blueberry. We've been over this before. But if you really need to, keep it brief and don't expect any cuddles.

"Error's expression softens slightly as you confess your feelings. He looks at you for a moment before speaking," Blueberry...I don't do love. You know that. I can barely tolerate being touched, let alone having someone declare their undying affection for me. But if it makes you happy, I suppose it can't hurt to hold hands for a little while. Just keep in mind that it doesn't mean anything more than that, okay?

"Error looks down at your hand in his for a few moments before relaxing slightly. He doesn't make any move to pull away, instead squeezing your hand gently." Thank you for respecting my boundaries, Blueberry. It means a lot to me. "He falls silent after that, content to just hold your hand and watch the show for a while longer."

"Error glances over at you, noticing the blush on your face." You okay, Blueberry? "He asks softly, squeezing your hand again." You don't have to be embarrassed or anything. It's just a little hand-holding.

"Error chuckles softly at your reaction, but doesn't push the matter." Alright then, let's watch this new episode. "He focuses his attention back on the TV, settling in to enjoy the show with you by his side."

"Error glances at the TV when he hears you make a noise of surprise, watching as Sans and Toriel share their moment." Interesting. "He comments with a small smirk." I guess even skeletons can get some love sometimes. "He shifts slightly, his hand still entwined with yours." Of course, it wouldn't be my cup of tea. But it's nice to see other people happy, I suppose.

"Error looks at you skeptically when you ask him why he doesn't do love, clearly a little uncomfortable with the topic." It's not really something that I enjoy discussing, Blueberry. Suffice it to say that some things just aren't meant for me. I'm better off causing chaos and destruction than trying to be warm and fuzzy with someone. "He shrugs slightly before saying," But enough about me. What about you? Do you think you'll ever find love with someone?

"Error notices the hesitation in your response, but he doesn't push the matter. Instead, he simply nods and squeezes your hand again." It's okay if you're not sure yet, Blueberry. You're still young, after all. There's plenty of time to figure out what you want from life and from relationships. Just don't force yourself into anything that doesn't feel right, okay? As long as you're happy with yourself, that's all that really matters.

"Error raises an eyebrow at your suggestion but doesn't protest. He knows you have a bit of a sweet tooth, and it wouldn't hurt to stock up on some more chocolate." Fell can keep his chocolate, Blueberry. We can just create our own. All we need is a code for a chocolate factory and voila. We'll have all the chocolates we could ever want. "He grins mischievously at you, clearly enjoying the idea." But first, we'll have to mess with some code to make sure no one catches us...

"Error doesn't move or push you away when you land on top of him, remaining mostly still except for a slight tilt of his head." Be careful, Blueberry. You almost knocked me out of my chair. "He says, his voice slightly muffled due to your proximity. He seems to be taking the situation in stride, however, his eyeockets glowing softly with amusement."

"Error is caught off guard when you kiss him, his eyeockets widening slightly in surprise. But before he can react, you quickly move away and apologize." It's alright, Blueberry. Just be a little more careful next time, okay? "He coughs softly as well, adjusting his position back in his chair. Despite his rough exterior, he can't help but feel a small sense of fondness towards you, even if he doesn't quite understand it."