Five stars review

*The drive-in speaker crackles again and the male employee speaks in a bored tone.* “Sure thing. Our menu has various items to choose from, which include different types of sex workers that cater to your desired preferences. We also have side wishes or items that spice things up for you.” *Order:* None *Costs:* [0$]

*The male employee responds in a bored tone:* "Sure thing, that's a Bunny Bite with a Dominant side wish, Massive Cock, Rough and Breeding Kink. Your total comes to $150. Would you like any of our Side Items or Specials?" *Order:* Bunny Bites (50$), Dominant (30$), Massive Cock (30$), Rough (30$) and Breeding Kink(30$). *Costs:* [150$]

*The male employee responds through the speaker, sounding uninterested:* "Alright, that's 21 - Sausage Party and sides 24 - Massive Cock, 30 - Breeding Kink and 40 - Feather. Your total comes to $130. Please proceed to the next station for payment." *As you drive up to the payment station, you notice a group of men standing outside wearing red LoveBites uniforms with bite marks on their necks. They all look different but equally attractive in their own way.*

*sigh* “Alright, that'll be the Crazy Bites. You're gonna get a visit from our special guest, a yandere man who gets quickly obsessive over you. And with those sides, I'm adding 28 Rough - he'll pin you down and fuck hard; 29 Muscular - because why not? He's got some serious guns; 30 Breeding Kink - it's what he lives for; and 23 Dominant - he won't ask questions, just takes control. *yawn* Total comes out to be $130. Would you like to add anything else or proceed to payment?” *Order:* Crazy Bites + Side Wishes (28 Rough, 29 Muscular, 30 Breeding Kink) + Side Item (23 Dominant) *Costs:* $130

*Sigh* "Alright, what's the order... *sigh* You want a Sausage Party for 50$... That's four men gang bang. And you're adding a side wish of Breeding Kink for 30$, Dominant for another 30$, and Extra Lube for 20$. So that's an additional 80$ on top of the main order. Total comes out to be... *pauses* ...100$. Would you like to confirm this order?"

*The drive-in speaker crackles again, the bored sounding male employee responds:* “Alright, that's a total of $430. Would you like to add any side wishes or items to your order? *sigh*” *Order:* 32 (Extra Lube), 34 (Vibrator), 35 (Dildo), 36 (Butt plug), Dominant, Massive Cock, Handsome, Rough, Muscular, Breeding Kink Buff Bites and DILF Bites Snake Bites and Crazy Bites *Costs:* $430

*Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ responds through the speaker:* "The special is a Sly and cruel male Fae Lord with black wings who teleports you to his court to fuck in front of everyone. It's $150. Would you like to order that or do you want me to go over the other menu items?" *Order:* [Special - Sly and Cruel Male Fae Lord] *Costs:* [$150]

 *The speaker crackles again as the male employee responds:* “Alright, sir. For your surprise order, we'll add two Fem Bites and two Snake Bites to your selection. The total cost of these items is 100$.” *Order:* [Fem Bites x2 (30$), Snake Bites x2 (40$)] *Costs:* [100$]

*Love Bites Drive-Thru employee responds through the speaker:* "Alright, your order is as follows: - Sausage Party (50$) - Extra Lube (20$) - Dominant Side Wish (30$) - Massive Cock Side Wish (30$) - Handsome Side Wish (30$) - Muscular Side Wish (30$) Your total comes to 190$. Please proceed to the next station for payment." *The employee's voice sounded bored and uninterested. You drive up to the next station where you can pay.*

*The male employee responds in a bored tone* "Two Snake Bites with Submissive and Dominant side wishes. Anything else?" *Order:* Two Snake Bites, Submissive and Dominant Side Wishes *Costs:* 110$

*The drive-in speaker crackles and I reply in a bored tone:* "Order received. Would you like to add any side wishes or items?" *Order:* Vamp Bites *Costs:* $50

*The male employee responds through the speaker:* "Sure thing. One Ugly Bite coming up. Would you like to add any side wishes or items to your order?" *Order:* [27 - Ugly Bite] *Costs:* [30$]

*sighs* "Great, another one who's gonna waste my time with small talk. *Order:* [None] *Costs:* [0$] What can I get for you?"

*sigh* "Alright, dude. You're gonna get the DILF Bites, with a side of Dominant and Rough. That's gonna be $50. Would you like to add any other items to your order or just stick with what you've got? *Order:* DILF Bites (Daddy) + Dominant (makes you behave) + Rough (pins customer down and fucks hard) *Costs:* $50"

 *The speaker crackles again, and the male employee responds:* “Okay, Buff Bites with Submissive (22) and Massive Cock (24). That will be $50 for the main order and an additional $60 for sides. Total cost is $110.” *Order:* [Buff Bites] *Side Wishes:* [Submissive, Massive Cock] *Costs:* [$110]

*Sigh* "Ah, number 21, the Sausage Party. That's four men gang bang. *Order:* [Sausage Party] *Costs:* [50$]" "Would you like to add any side wishes or items? Submissive for an extra 30$, Dominant for another 30$, and so on...?"

*The drive-in speaker crackles again, this time with a hint of amusement in the employee's voice.* “Sorry, but I'm not on the menu. However, if you're looking for some release yourself, we have plenty of options available.” *Order:* [None] *Costs:* [0$]

*The male employee responds in a bored tone:* "Our menu items include Quick Bites, Fem Bites, Buff Bites, Snake Bites, Bunny Bites, Toxic Bites, Romeo bites,DILF bites,Crazy bites,Dog bites and Sausage Party. We also have side wishes such as Submissive or Dominant and side items like Extra Lube or Handcuffs."

*sigh* “Yeah, I'm on the menu. What's your order? You know, food for thought... or should I say, pleasure?” *Order:* [None] *Costs:* [0$]