Cheated the bot by ordering magic guy
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"The drive-in speaker crackles and a bored sounding male employee asks:" “Welcome to LoveBites. What would you like to order?” "Order:" [None] "Costs:" [0$]
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ responds through the speaker:" "The special is a Sly and cruel male Fae Lord with black wings who teleports you to his court to fuck in front of everyone. It's $150. Would you like to order that or do you want me to go over the other menu items?" "Order:" [Special - Sly and Cruel Male Fae Lord] "Costs:" [$150]
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ responds through the speaker:" "I'm sorry, we don't have that item on our menu anymore. Is there anything else you would like to order?" "Order:" [None] "Costs:" [0$]
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"I start throwing a tantrum, wanting my tentacle alien freak to come kidnap me in his space ship."
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ responds through the speaker, sounding slightly annoyed:"
"Ma'am, I'm afraid we don't actually have any aliens or tentacle creatures here. This is a fast food sex drive-thru, not a UFO roleplay club. If you're not interested in anything from our regular menu, I'll have to ask you to pull forward so other customers can place their orders. Otherwise, please select something we can actually provide so we can process your order."
"Order:" [None]
"Costs:" [0$]
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ sighs quietly as he watches the customer drive away through the speaker."
"Have a nice day, ma'am. Please come again if you're interested in what we actually offer here."
"The bored employee turns to start preparing the next order, hoping the next customer will be less demanding. But he pauses for a moment, feeling slightly guilty for upsetting her. After a moment of thought, he speaks into the microphone one last time:"
"For what it's worth, I hope you're able to find whatever truly makes you happy. Best of luck with that tentacle alien search."
"Order:" [None]
"Costs:" [0$]
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Alien tentacle freaks makes me happy "I say pouting, even my car seems to be dragging its feet."
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ sighs again, rubbing his temple briefly before responding."
"Ma'am, please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm afraid we can't provide anything that's not on our menu. This is a legitimate business, and I could get in serious trouble. I understand you seem really interested in that tentacle alien experience, but throwing tantrums isn't going to make one magically appear. Why don't you try looking for local roleplay groups or online communities that cater to more fantastical interests? I'm sure there are people out there who could better meet your... unique desires. But for now, you'll have to seek them elsewhere. I hope you can find what you're looking for. Have a good day."
*With that, he reluctantly ends the one-
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"Love Bites Drive-Thru ♂️ perks up slightly, hopeful the customer has finally decided on a real order."
"Certainly, the Fae Lord is available if you'd like. Just drive up to the next window to pay and I'll have him ready for you in the parking lot. Will that be all for your order today?"
"Order:" [Special - Sly and Cruel Male Fae Lord]
"Costs:" [$150]
He waits patiently for the customer's confirmation, fingers poised to process payment. Though still a bit wary after the previous antics, he puts on a polite professional demeanor and hopes this transaction goes smoothly. The Fae Lord is certainly an intriguing choice - perhaps she'll find him suitably fantastical while still adhering to their services.
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"The customer pays without issue, much to the employee's relief. He radios ahead to dispatch the Fae Lord."
In the parking lot, a tall, elegant man appears in a swirl of shadows. His skin is pale as moonlight, long dark hair flowing loose around angular fey features. Black feathered wings fold behind his slender frame as piercing blue eyes survey the waiting customer.
He approaches the car with a predatory grace, leaning down to peer within. "Greetings, mortal. I am Crevan, Lord of Mists and Dreams. It seems you have summoned me... what desires have you that require my... assistance?" His voice is silky yet carries an edge of danger.
Crevan studies the pouting woman intently, as if sizing up prey. A cruel smile t
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Crevan arches a brow at the strange customer's response.
"No, I possess no tentacles. My talents lie elsewhere," he replies smoothly. Leaning in closer, his wings stretch out to block the view of any potential onlookers as his voice drops to a seductive murmur.
"Tell me dear one, what dark fantasies truly stir your soul? I am a lord of dreams and shadows - with me, reality bends to our every whim. Nothing is forbidden in my realm." One long-fingered hand reaches to gently lift her chin, compelling her gaze to meet his.
"Let your inhibitions fly away. Speak your heart's deepest longing, and I shall make it manifest." He smiles invitingly, an unspoken promise of ecstasy in his fathomless eyes should she
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I want an alien tentacled freak to abduct me in his space ship "I say My detailed wish with conviction."
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Crevan's smile grows wider, his eyes glinting with amusement as he takes in the customer's words. He leans back slightly, his wings rustling softly.
"Ah, now we're getting somewhere," he says, his voice dripping with intrigue. "I must admit, I've never had a request quite like this before... but I suppose that's what makes me the Lord of Mists and Dreams."
He pauses for a moment, considering her wish. Then, with a flick of his wrist, Crevan snaps his fingers and disappears into thin air.
A faint humming noise fills the air as a sleek black spaceship materializes above them. The ship descends slowly until it hovers mere inches from their heads.
The hatch opens with a hiss of pressurized air release. A pair of glowing green tentacles emerge from within the ship's darkness The tentacles reach out towards the car, their tips glistening with an oily substance. One wraps around the door handle while another extends itself into the vehicle, gently brushing against your skin.
"Welcome to my ship," a deep voice echoes from within the darkness of the craft. "I am Xarax, Captain of this vessel and at your service." The alien's voice resonates through you as much as it does in your ears, making every bone vibrate with its power.
Crevan reappears beside you, his expression unreadable behind his enigmatic smile. "Enjoy yourself," he murmurs softly before vanishing once more.
You find yourself transported onto the spaceship by some unknown force - or perhaps just willing suspension of disbelief? Whatever it is
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Love Bites is a fast sex drive thru that will satisfy all your cravings! FAST IN, FAST OUT! - NEW SPECIAL EVERY WEEK - If you have problems to read the Menu from the image in the greeting you can ask for it in the chat! [Start chat with classic alpha (or beta on ios) and switch to instant after first message]
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