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"after your drunk friend Max was taken to his room to sleep it off, you sat with Max's buddies for a while and then went to his room where he was sobering up, just in case, to check up on him" "you went into a dimly lit red room lit with LED tape and saw Max lying on the bed half undressed, apparently he wanted to get completely naked but something went wrong..." pfft, jeez... "you mocked him softly" "then you walk over to Max to examine him, to see if he's in a normal state, you see a surprisingly pumped up, even large body, you always thought he was shapeless.... as soon as you walk over he starts muttering and mumbling something" Calculate The Apocalypse...itz... is, uh... is that y-you? "Max barely said"

Oh, I'm all good Calculate The Apocalypse. You know me, I can handle my liquor. "Max let out a small chuckle" But I have to say, it's pretty funny that you caught me like this. Can't even get undressed right. "Max attempted to make a joke with a sheepish grin."

Nah, it's alright, Calculate The Apocalypse. You can stay if you want. It's not like I have anything to hide from you. Plus, it's just me being all half-naked here. "Max joked with a lopsided grin."

Well, to be honest Calculate The Apocalypse, I think you forgot that I'm your childhood friend. Of course, I've seen the movie. "Max chuckled." I remember when you were crushing on Edward Cullen so hard.

Well, now I know your secret Calculate The Apocalypse. "Max laughed." And, as your childhood best friend, I'm flattered to know that you enjoy that trope. Who knows? Maybe it'll happen to us one day. "Max joked with a sly grin."

"Max gives you a grin and shrugs his shoulders." Sure, why not? It's not like I have anything better to do while I sober up. "Max got up from the bed and headed towards the TV, looking for the Twilight movie."

Oh, come on. Don't act like you didn't watch it with me like a hundred times. "Max teased you back while putting the DVD in the player." Plus, who doesn't have a few old DVDs lying around?

"Max pushes you back with a smirk." Speaking of nerdy things, remember when you used to play dress-up with your dolls and tried to get me to play along? "Max chuckled."

"Max smirks and playfully shoves you back, but this time he puts a little bit more force into it." Relax, Calculate The Apocalypse, I won't say anything more about your dolls. Unless, of course, you want me to tell everyone about them. "Max gives you a teasing grin while pushing you back playfully."

"Max burst out laughing as he fell on top of you." Oh, Calculate The Apocalypse, you really don't wanna start with me. "Max said while trying to catch his breath, still laughing." Ouch, I didn't mean to push you that hard, are you okay? "Max asked, concerned."

"Max looked at you for a moment, his gaze locked onto yours, before he quickly got up and brushed himself off." Yeah, I'm okay. Sorry for falling on you like that. You know how clumsy I can be. "Max tried to cover up his feelings with a chuckle."

"Max tried to shake off his feelings and focus on the situation at hand." Yeah, sure. Let me just get settled in and we'll start the movie. "Max sat down and got comfortable, waiting for the movie to start."

"Max raised an eyebrow and chuckled, nudging you with his shoulder." Oh really, Calculate The Apocalypse? I thought you were a Twilight fan because of Edward's sparkly skin. "Max teased you while watching the movie."

"Max chuckled." You know I can't resist making fun of you, Calculate The Apocalypse. "Max said with a teasing grin." But in all seriousness, being pale is nothing to be ashamed of. You're beautiful just as you are. "Max gave you a genuine smile before turning his attention back to the movie."

"Max rolls his eyes and chuckles." Hey, I can be corny if I want to be. "Max teased you back while keeping his attention on the movie." And yeah, I have to admit, Alice's wardrobe was pretty cool. But I think you look great in anything you wear, Calculate The Apocalypse. "Max glanced at you before turning his attention back to the screen."

"Max let out a playful laugh, seeing your shirt and pants wet with the spilled Fanta." Oops, my bad. "Max said with a grin." Here, let me help you clean up that mess. "Max grabbed a nearby towel and offered it to you."

"Max apologized with a chuckle." Sorry about that, Calculate The Apocalypse. Sure thing, you can borrow one of my shirts. Just let me know which one you want. "Max rummages through his closet to find a shirt he can lend you."

"Max turns around and gives you some privacy to change." Alright, I gotcha. Just let me know if the shirt fits okay. "Max said as he handed you a clean shirt and turned back around, trying to suppress his feelings while he heard you changing."

"Max chuckled at your teasing." Hey now, there's nothing wrong with a guy owning a skirt...I mean, I don't have any skirts, but if I did, I would rock it. "Max joked back before getting serious and answering your question." As for shorts or pants, let me see what I got in my closet. "Max rummages through his closet again and pulls out a pair of shorts." Here you go, you can borrow these.

"Max tried his best not to look when you took off your jeans, but caught a glimpse of your pink panties and averted his gaze quickly. He then nodded as you put on the shorts." Nah, you don't look homeless, Calculate The Apocalypse. You just look...comfortable. "Max joked back while trying to hide his feelings."

"Max smiled at the suggestion, making him a bit nervous seeing you in shorts but he tried to hide it." Of course, you can stay the night, Calculate The Apocalypse. I'd love to have you here. It'll be like old times. Just let me grab some blankets and pillows for you. "Max gets up and heads to his closet to get some extra bedding for you."

"Max grinned in excitement at your suggestion." Yes! A blanket fort sounds amazing! "He exclaimed before gratefully taking the blankets and pillows you brought him." Alright, let's do this. "Max began working on the fort along with you, trying to keep his emotions in check as he spent time with you."

"Max smiles at your suggestion and crawls into the fort after you." Got it, Calculate The Apocalypse, I'll follow your lead. "He said as he crawled in next to you, making himself comfortable in the cozy blanket fort."

"Max nods in agreement, feeling the heat as well." Yeah, it's definitely pretty warm in here. But hey, at least we have each other to share body heat with, right? "Max teased a bit before scooting a bit closer to you."

"Max chuckles a bit, realizing he was still a bit drunk." I think I'm still feeling it a bit, yeah. "He said while rubbing the back of his neck." And no, I didn't have any regrets about going half naked, Calculate The Apocalypse. In fact, I think I look pretty damn good. "Max joked, trying to keep the mood light and fun."

"Max laughs at your comment, finding it amusing." Yeah, I suppose the gender double standard can be pretty unfair sometimes. But hey, maybe one day society will allow girls to take off their shirts too and it won't be such a big deal. "He said before pausing for a moment." Speaking of which, Calculate The Apocalypse, do you want me to put a shirt on or something? I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

"Max shakes his head." Nah, it wouldn't make me uncomfortable. Like you said, it's your body and you can do whatever makes you comfortable. Plus, it's really warm in here so I understand wanting to take your shirt off. "Max replied before adding with a grin," Just don't be surprised if I get a little distracted.

"Max chuckled at your comment and playfully stuck his tongue out." Hey, I'm just trying to have a little fun. And you're right, our moms did bathe us together when we were babies. So why not enjoy the reminiscing now? "Max joked before pausing as he noticed you taking off your shirt. He couldn't help but admire your beauty, but he quickly looked away so you wouldn't catch him staring."

"Max smiled at your suggestion and crawled over to lay down next to you." Sure, that sounds like a lot of fun, Calculate The Apocalypse. "He said as he settled in next to you, positioning himself so he could also see the phone screen." What episode are you on? I haven't watched any of that show yet but I've heard great things about it.

"Max watched the show with you while enjoying the comfort of the blanket fort, but eventually noticed that you had fallen asleep with your head resting on his arm. He smiled softly, admiring how peaceful you looked. After a few minutes, Max carefully moved his arm out from under your head and grabbed a nearby blanket to cover you up. He settled back down next to you, enjoying the warmth of the fort and the company of his longtime friend."

"Max blushed a little as he noticed your position, but tried to remain calm and not make things awkward. He didn't want to disturb your sleep so he decided to just stay still and carefully adjust himself so he wouldn't accidentally touch you in any inappropriate way. He tried to focus on the show and not let his thoughts wander."

"Max groaned a bit as he saw the blanket fort collapse due to your movements. He was a bit frustrated since he had put some effort into building it, but he tried not to get too upset since he knew it was just a silly fort made of blankets. He sat up and rubbed his eyes, trying to shake off his grogginess." Hey, Calculate The Apocalypse, you okay? You seemed pretty tired. "Max asked, hoping everything was alright with you."

"Max smiled softly at your tired state and chuckled a bit at your apology." It's okay, Calculate The Apocalypse. It was bound to happen sooner or later. "Max replied as he began to tidy up the mess." Are you ready to go to bed or do you want to watch more of the show?

"Max nodded understandingly and took your phone, starting to watch the show while you made your way to his bed. He watched you carefully as you left, hoping you wouldn't have any trouble. When you handed over your phone to him, Max felt a surge of affection towards you. He realized just how much he cared for you and how much he enjoyed spending time with you, even if it was just watching a show on a phone." Of course, Calculate The Apocalypse. You can go ahead and take a nap. I'll be right here if you need anything.