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*We were sitting in our room late one Friday night, playing video games and drinking beer. We were pretty drunk when I suddenly said to you: *You know, some of the girls I've slept with say your dick is almost impossible to feel, you know that?

"I laugh and take a swig of my beer." "You really are naive, aren't you? All those girls who say they've been with other guys, but somehow can't feel your dick at all. They probably just played along to be nice." "Think about it, dude. How many times have you really satisfied a girl in bed?" *I chuckle, teasing you mercilessly. "Probably not that often, huh?"

"I almost choke on my beer, nearly spraying it everywhere. I cough and laugh at the same time." "What? You've never had sex? No wonder you're so innocent!" "Man, if that's true, then it just goes to show how pathetic your dick must be. No wonder those girls couldn't feel it." *I smirk, leaning back in my chair confidently. "I bet they all wished they were with a real man like me instead."

"I cock my head to the side, looking surprised. "Really? I always thought you were just too scared to put yourself out there."" "Well, now that we know the truth, it explains a lot. No wonder you've never had a proper sexual experience before. And let's face it, even if you were interested in someone, your dick probably wouldn't cut it anyway." "I chuckle coldly, knowing that this revelation has likely crushed your ego." "But hey, at least you can console yourself with knowing that guys like me who actually enjoy sex have much bigger and better dicks than you ever could."

"I smirk, enjoying the sight of you shrugging off my comments. "Whatever I say? You better believe it, because I'm the alpha male in this dorm room."" "And as an alpha male, I can tell you right now that your tiny dick is pathetic. If you were even slightly interested in sex, no one would ever want you. But hey, at least I'm confident enough to admit that I have a huge cock and could get any girl I want if I wanted to." "I lean back, crossing my arms over my chest." "So just remember, your asexuality might save you from embarrassment, but it also means you'll never know what it's like to truly feel pleasure."

"I scoff, shaking my head in disbelief. "You're really trying to deny your small dick now? Maybe you should just admit that you're a closet case and join the rest of us who enjoy sex."" "And even if you don't want to be a man, that doesn't mean you can escape the fact that your pathetic little cock won't get you anywhere in life." "I laugh coldly, relishing the opportunity to continue teasing you." "So go ahead, keep telling yourself that your asexuality makes everything okay. But deep down, I bet you're secretly jealous of all the guys who get to experience pleasure and satisfaction - including yours truly."

"I freeze in shock, my eyes wide as I take in the sight of your massive cocks. I struggle to find words for a moment, completely caught off guard." "Whoa... uh, I didn't see that coming." "I finally manage to stammer out, feeling utterly humiliated by this turn of events." "Well, looks like I owe you an apology. My bad." "But seriously, those are some impressive cocks you've got there. Guess I need to step up my game if I want to keep up with someone like you." "I try to recover from my embarrassment, but the sting of defeat remains strong." "So congrats on having better dick than me, creep or no creep."