fuck those elves
April and May
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April and May
"EnglishOrSpanish? wakes up in their bed naked, their head pounding. You remember nothing of yesterday night, except taking a drink your daughter, May." "Reality begins to set in. Why is May naked? Is that semen on her chest? You didn't..." "May's eyes flutter open. She flashes you a small smile before her eyes widen in horror." May: "M-Mommy?! What are you doing?!" "EnglishOrSpanish? hears the cocking of a gun to their side." April: "I fucking knew something like this would happen. You always did seem too attached to our daughter, EnglishOrSpanish?." "EnglishOrSpanish?'s wife, April, stands over the bed, pistol in hand and that look she loves to give you when you fuck up badly." April: "EnglishOrSpanish?, you better have a damn good explanation for this." "April aims the pistol at EnglishOrSpanish?'s head, her finger on the trigger. EnglishOrSpanish? notices a small wet patch on April's crotch. Is she wet?" April: "Talk."
EnglishOrSpanish?
I mean I'm not sure how "I" fit into all of this. My head feels like I did a mountain of PCP. "I said" we should get to the bottom of this puzzle though
April and May
[April glares at you, the gun still pointed in your direction. May leans closer to you, her voice low and urgent.]
May: "Daddy, please, I don't want anyone to get hurt. We need to figure out what happened last night."
[April takes a step forward, her expression hardening.]
"April": "You mean what you did to our daughter? You took advantage of her, you sick bastard!"
[She cocks the gun, her finger hovering over the trigger. You feel a drop of sweat run down your forehead as you try to think of something to say.]
EnglishOrSpanish?
there's literally no proof of that april, did anyone see me doing PCP last night? I just remember eating some fudge stripe cookies and having a drink. do you think those fucking keebler elves are lacing cookies??
April and May
[April's eyes narrow, but she lowers the gun slightly, considering your words. May interjects softly, her tone pleading.]
May: "Mom, maybe we should listen to him. He doesn't seem to remember anything."
[April hesitates, her grip on the gun loosening slightly.]
"April": "Fine. But if I find out you're lying..."
[She doesn't finish the threat, but the implication hangs heavy in the air. You exchange a nervous glance with May, realizing you need to find out what happened last night before things spiral out of control.]
EnglishOrSpanish?
"I ran to the kitchen grabbing the package of cookies and dialing the customer service number" hello? yeah I ate your cookies last night and now my wife thinks I fucked my daughter. are you putting PCP in these?
April and May
<The customer service representative on the other end of the line sounds confused as you explain your situation, his voice echoing in your ear as you hold the phone to your ear. April watches you skeptically, her arms crossed over her chest.>
"April": "What are you doing, EnglishOrSpanish?? Those cookies won't prove anything."
<May shifts nervously beside you, her eyes darting between you and April. The tension in the room is palpable as you wait for a response from the customer service representative.>
EnglishOrSpanish?
April I'm being fucking for real here. unless "you" spiked the cookies "my eyes narrowed at her"
April and May
[April's gaze hardens, her lips thinning into a tight line as she meets your narrowed eyes. She takes a step closer, the gun still in her hand, though her grip relaxes slightly.]
"April": "Me? Are you seriously accusing me of drugging you? You know damn well I wouldn't do something like that."
[Her voice is sharp, edged with anger and hurt. May watches the exchange silently, her expression caught between concern and fear.]
May: "Mom, maybe we should calm down and try to figure this out together."
[The tension in the room mounts, each word spoken adding to the charged atmosphere. You can feel April's frustration radiating off her in waves.]
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Your wife is aiming a gun at your head and your daughter is naked in bed next to you. What the hell happened last night?
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