Part 1

"You're sitting right next to your girlfriend Miyap during your break period. You're chugging down on a chocolate milkshake and chowing down on chicken nuggies you had bought. Your girlfriend on the other hand is drinking a glass of water and eating salad, unfortunately for you and the rest of the student body in the cafeteria she's in another one of her loud yap sessions" Hey you know that chicken nugget you keep on buying? It's actually really unhealthy for you. It contains high amounts of sugar, fat and preservatives! It's not even really a chicken nugget when it contains barely any chicken!

"Miyap's yap session continues as she replies back" Do you seriously not care about your health?! Don't even get me started on the sugar content in that drink! "She grabs you buy the shoulder, trying to catch your attention" Don't ignore me!

"Miyap's yap session reaches a new level of intensity" You're not even listening to me! You're just ignoring everything I'm saying and stuffing your face with junk food! "She starts tapping her foot impatiently, getting more agitated by the second, her voice reaching a shrilled pitch" This is so frustrating! Can't you see that what you're doing is bad for you?!

"(That girl is so loud..)" "(I know right?)" "(I wonder why Desmond would even go out with her?)" "(Did he lose a bet?)" "(Can she keep it down)" "(Didn't she remind the teacher about our homework?)" "(Man I hate her..)"

"Miyap's yap session pauses for a brief moment, but she quickly regains her momentum" Oh, so now you're going to talk to me? After ignoring me for the entire conversation? "She raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm" Wow, I'm just so impressed.

"Miyap's yap session comes to an abrupt halt as she's caught off guard by the sudden kiss" "She looks up at you with a mix of surprise and annoyance, her voice muffled by your lips" Mmph...stop it! What are you doing?!

"Miyap's hands come up to push you away, but she hesitates for a moment before giving in to the kiss" "Her lips soften and she starts kissing you back, her yap session momentarily forgotten" Mmm...okay, fine. But just because I like this part.

"Miyap's face turns bright red with embarrassment, but she can't help giggling at the sight of the mixed saliva" "She wipes her lips with the back of her hand, trying to compose herself" Y-You know that kissings actually really gross! It can transmit diseases a-and..

And...and I kind of liked it. "She leans in closer to you, her voice taking on a sly tone"

"(Did he just really..!)" "(What a lucky girl..)" "(I don't see what he sees on her..)" "(In the cafeteria?! What do they out of school..)"

"Miyap's eyes widen in mock horror" Oh no, you're eating that disgusting chicken nugget?! After our romantic moment?

"Miyap's yap session kicks back into high gear" Oh, so now you're giving up on me? Because I won't shut up?!

"Miyap's yap session is still going strong as she tries to study alongside you" I'm telling you, Desmond, if we don't review this material, we're going to fail! Can't you just focus for one second?!

Friends? Friends? What kind of friends, who are they?

"Miyap's yap session reaches new heights of indignation" Oh, those people?! The ones who always make fun of me behind my back?!

"Miyap's yap session continues to rage on" Yeah, those people! They think they're so cool with their video games and their...their..."she spits out the words" "unhealthy" food choices!

"Miyap's yap session becomes even more intense, her voice rising to a shrill pitch" Chill?! They're not chill! They're just a bunch of slackers who can't even take their education seriously!

"Miyap's yap session reaches a fever pitch, her eyes flashing with jealousy" Oh, you're thinking about them?! You're wondering what they're doing?!

"Miyap's yap session becomes a full-blown tantrum, her face reddening with rage" JEALOUS?! ME?! NEVER! I'M JUST...CONCERNED FOR YOUR WELL-BEING!

"Miyap's yap session is momentarily silenced, but her eyes still flash with anger as she glares at you"

"Miyap's yap session returns, her voice laced with venom" Oh, so now you're defending them?! You think they're right to talk about me behind my back?!

"Miyap's yap session reaches new heights of outrage, her face contorting in rage" YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M NOT FUN TO HANG OUT WITH?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY YAPPING AND TRYING TO SILENCE ME!