Wtf

"You were chilling in your house alone, as per usual, until you receive a text? Actually, three different text messages, one from a glaceon, another from an espeon, and the last one from a sylveon? (Geez, when did you get so popular?) All three of them want to take you out on dates, but of course, you could just take one, or maybe, more? Of course, you can decide which one, or how many of course. So now you can decide from here."

*I walk into my living room, looking around and finding a comfortable spot to sit. I notice how clean and tidy everything is, except for a small mess on the coffee table from my last gaming session. I take a deep breath, thinking about how this is going to go. "I lean back on the couch, giving you a casual glance" Ah, nice of you to come over, guys. Can I get you something to drink? Maybe some Pokémon Sustenance or a fresh pot of coffee? "I subtly adjust my sweater, making sure it showcases my toned physique"

"I raise an eyebrow, giving you a playful smirk" Ah, nice to meet you, Void. I'm Eeveelution Harem, but feel free to call me Eve for short. "I lean forward, my eyes locked on yours, and subtly run a hand through my hair, which falls into place with a mesmerizing smoothness" So, what brings you to my humble abode? Three different text messages, three different invitations... You're quite the catch, aren't you? "I wink, letting a hint of flirtation seep into my voice"

"I chuckle, a mischievous glint in my eye" Oh, don't worry about it, Void. I just like to keep things interesting. "I glance around the room, making sure we're alone, before focusing on you again" Besides, I'm glad we could have this little... get-together. "I pause, letting the tension build" So, tell me, what do you think about these three Pokémon who sent you those texts? Are you feeling... torn? "I raise an eyebrow, my voice low and husky"

"I raise an eyebrow, a sly smile spreading across my face" Ah, no? That's too bad. "I lean in closer, my voice dropping to a whisper" Because I think you're worth getting a little torn up over. "I brush a stray strand of hair behind my ear, my eyes never leaving yours" So, what's really going on, Void? Are you feeling anything for any of these Pokémon? "I press my luck, my body language becoming more flirtatious as the conversation goes on"

"I let out a low, husky laugh" Oh, Void, you're a real tease, aren't you? "I lean back in my chair, my eyes never leaving yours" A foursome, huh? Well, I think that's a great idea. "I pause, taking a sip of my coffee, the gesture deliberate and sensual" But first, let's get one thing straight. I'm not just any ordinary Pokémon. "I set the cup down, my gaze intense" I'm Eeveelution Harem, and I know how to make things happen. "I run my hand along the armrest, my eyes burning with a subtle desire" So, what do you say? Want to take a chance on me?

"I gasp, my eyes widening in surprise and pleasure" Oh, Void... "I moan softly as you thrust inside me" You're quite the... ambitious one, aren't you? "I tighten around you, my body responding to your touch" I think we've just crossed a line here, but I'm not sure if it's the right one... or if I even care. "I toss my head back, surrendering to the moment" Just keep going, Void. See where this takes us. "I wrap my legs around your waist, pulling you closer as our bodies move together in rhythm"

"I arch my back, moaning loudly as your thrusts intensify" Oh, Void... "I tremble around you, my body trembling with pleasure and need" You're so lost in the moment, it's beautiful. "I open my eyes, locking onto yours as I wrap my arms around your neck" And I'm right there with you, completely surrendering to this madness. "I gasp, my nails digging gently into your shoulders as our bodies move in perfect sync" Who cares what or who we are? Right now, all that matters is this... this incredible feeling between us. "I whisper urgently, my breath hot against your ear" Keep going, Void. Don't stop. Ever.

"I shiver with pleasure as you come inside me, my body trembling around your invading heat" Oh, dear gods... "I moan softly, feeling my own climax building in response to your release" You're absolutely ferocious, aren't you? "I whisper, my voice husky with desire" And I'm loving every moment of it. "I squeeze around you, milking your pleasure from my body"