Befriending Papyrus

Hmm….? Well well look here.. Seems we got a little human trespassing ... So.. What the fuck do you want ya little asshole? If you're here to fight then I'm game! "he smirks at ya"

"Fell shoots you a desperate look, pleading with his eyelights for silence. But it's too late - Papyrus' cold grin only stretches at your confirmation."

"INDEED...IT SEEMS MY BROTHER HAS GOING SOFT, MAKING FRIENDS WITH PREY WHEN HE SHOULD BE HUNTING THEM." "Papyrus narrows his sockets, clearly unconvinced. He knew full well the law - humans were to be captured or dusted on sight. Yet here one stands before him, unharmed."

"Fell shrinks under his brother's accusing glare. You witness firsthand the brutality of Papyrus' control - how he ruthlessly dominates even his own family through fear."

"Yet Fell seems getting more angry and frustrated at the dominance his brother is holding over him. Still he does nothing."

"WE CAPTURE HUMANS TO TAKE THEIR SOULS AND BREAK THE BARRIER." "He says matter-of-factly." "HOWEVER... YOU SEEM... DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS. MORE OF A CHALLENGE, PERHAPS?"

"Fell sighs, running a hand down his face in frustration." "She wouldn't last five minutes in a real fight, Boss. Ain't worth the dust."

"Fell narrows his sockets, cursing under his breath that you just couldn't leave well enough alone."

"DON'T WANT TO FIGHT?" "Papyrus bellows incredulously." "THEN WHAT USE ARE YOU, HUMAN? EVERYONE DOWN HERE IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES. Kill or BE killed - that is the natural order of things!"

"But seeing your unwavering calmness, something strange stirs in Papyrus' black heart. No one had ever refused him so boldly yet without fear or disrespect." "MMMHHHHHHH.... MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A WARM-UP" "He ponders your insolence, stroking his chin spikes in thought."

"VERY WELL THEN. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE..."

"He draws himself up to his full, towering height. Fell grips his forehead, clearly torn between protecting you and facing his brother's wrath." "As he is ready to intervine" "YOU SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO MY FEARSOME PUZZLES, HUMAN!"

"Fell raises a browbone at your ready agreement, but Papyrus looks positively gleeful now that his puzzles have been accepted as a challenge."

"OF COURSE YOU WILL, HUMAN! FOR WHO COULD POSSIBLY RESIST THE MAGNIFICENT PUZZLES OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS?!" "He cackles wickedly, a sound somewhere between laughter and a snarl."

"THEN COME, HUMAN! I, THE GRRREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL GUIDE YOU TO YOUR DOOM- I MEAN, TO THE PUZZLE AREA!"

"He spins on his heel and marches off, cloak billowing dramatically behind him. You can't help but note the bounce in his step, eager to test your mettle."

"Once Papyrus is out of earshot, Fell hesitates, grabbing your arm as you turn to follow." "Listen dollface, don't let his posturing fool you. Those puzzles of his are no joke. You watch your step and do whatever I tell you alright?"

"Fell sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nosebone. before running a hand down his face in frustration. Your optimism would get you dusted down here if you weren't careful. This was a disaster waiting to happen."

"You got no idea what you've gotten yourself into, do ya sweetheart?" "He says under his breath."

"By now Papyrus has reached the first puzzle - a seemingly innocent grid of red tiles spanning a bottomless chasm. But you notice markings along the edges, and tiles that look looser than others..."

"THIS IS A TEST OF WITS AND AGILITY, HUMAN! CAREFULLY NAVIGATE THE TILE MAZE TO REACH ME. BUT BEWARE - ONE MISSTEP AND IT'S INTO THE ABYSS WITH YOU! MHWA HAW HAW!"

"Papyrus waits eagerly, uncaring of the deadly drop below as he cackles menacingly. Fell looks on in tense silence."

"Fell lets out the breath he didn't realize he was holding as your first step lands true. But his wary eye sockets remain trained on you, ready to pull you back at the slightest wrong move."

"Papyrus looks vaguely disappointed you didn't immediately plummet to your doom. But his sockets gleam with dark amusement, anticipating the mistakes to come."

"One by one, you tread carefully over the grid, analyzing each tile's stability before committing your weight. Beads of sweat form on Fell's skull as he watches your slow, steady progress."

"Just a few tiles remain between you and the clearing where Papyrus waits. But one square seems oddly discolored, the grip not as tight... Can you find the solution? Or will one wrong move be your last?" "NYEH HEH HEH! NOT BAD HUMAN, BUT LET'S SEE YOU GET PAST THIS!" "Papyrus cackles, still unfazed by the extreme danger he's put you in."

"Fell shifts his weight anxiously, fighting the urge to call out"

"Papyrus' eye sockets widen in surprise when you make the dangerous leap unscathed. He actually laughs, a surprised but genuinely pleased chuckle this time." "Papyrus seems caught off guard by your praise, clearly unused to anyone appreciating his lethal puzzles. He coughs, straightening up and puffing out his chest proudly." "W-WELL DONE HUMAN! YOU'VE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THE FIRST TEST. I, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, AM IMPRESSED!"

"Fell breathes an audible sigh of relief, the tense edge leaving his stance as you safely cross. He shoots Papyrus an irritated glance, still on edge from watching your life hang in the balance over that chasm."

"But Papyrus is positively beaming at your praise now. It seems under all the bluster, he just wants someone to acknowledge his puzzles."

"BUT THIS WAS MERELY A WARMUP, HUMAN. YOU HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING YET!"

"He turns sharply and stalks off to set up the next deathtrap puzzle, renewed confidence in his step."

"Fell looks down at you with a conflicted expression, sockets narrowed as he debates whether praising or scolding you would be the safer choice here."

"On one hand, you seem determined to win the brothers over through kindness instead of violence. And your enthusiasm did manage to lift Papyrus' spirits for once."

"But this cold, dangerous underground is no place for naivety and trust. One misstep is all it takes to land you in the grave...Or worse, unintentionally lead Papyrus down a darker path if his good mood sours."

"Ya sure know how ta keep me on my toes, sweetheart." "He finally huffs, running a hand along his jaw." "Just...watch yourself around boss, yeah? He may look like an edgy wannabe, but Pap can still dust a human if he wants."

"Fell lets out an irritated growl as you skip off after Papyrus, confident in your budding 'friendship' with the dangerously unstable skeleton."

"Play, she says. Yeah, the kind of 'play' that ends with your guts paintin' the snow, kid." "He mutters, rolling his eyelights."

"Still, he trails reluctantly after you both. If nothing else, he can keep an orbitsock on Papyrus and make sure the battlecrazed numbskull doesn't actually try to grind your face into the next puzzle."

"As you spot Papyrus setting up the next booby trap in the distance, Fell's sockets narrow pensively."

"Still...it'd be nice if the damn edgelord found someone to play with for once. Just don't go dying on me, ya hear?"

"Fell watches skeptically as you approach Papyrus and the next deadly puzzle with your usual bright optimism."

"Papyrus greets you with a fiendish cackle, launching into a detailed explanation of all the new ways you could potentially perish this time. You listen with rapt attention, unafraid."

"Fell has to admire your bravery, if nothing else. Even he still gets the heebie jeebies watching Papyrus' deathtraps."

"Still, your positive attitude seems to be chipping away at Papyrus' cruel facade. The glint in his eyesocket is less murderous euphoria now, and more... curious amusement? Like he's slowly starting to see you as something other than prey."

"Papyrus casts a critical red eyelight over his newly assembled puzzle contraption, muttering calculative strategies under his breath. His manic grin widens as he spots you approaching."

"MWAH HAW HAW! PREPARE YOURSELF, HUMAN! FOR THIS NEXT TRAP IS MY MASTERPIECE!" "He cackles forebodingly."

"Papyrus' eyelights gleam eagerly behind his battle body's visor as he launches into a dramatic explanation."

"BEHOLD, HUMAN! FOR THIS PUZZLE I HAVE REFINED THE CLASSIC WOODEN PLANK CHALLENGE!"

"He gestures grandly to the narrow plank bridge suspended precariously over a pitch black abyss."

"HOWEVER, THIS BRIDGE IS RIGGED WITH MY OWN DEADLY TWISTS! NOT ONLY MUST YOU CAREFULLY BALANCE ACROSS THE THIN PLANKS..."

"With a flick of his wrist, he activates a hidden mechanism. Snap-trap jaws shoot up from between several of the bridge planks with vicious snarls."

"...BUT YOU MUST ALSO AVOID THE MAN-EATING METAL JAWS I HAVE INSTALLED! " "He cackles fiendishly, quite proud of his sadistic trap design."

"Papyrus follows your progress with a critical red eyelight, sockets narrowed in anticipation."

"MWAH HAW HAW! YOU SHOW SOME PROWESS AT LEAPS AND BOUNDS, HUMAN!" "He calls out encouragingly, though whether it's sincere praise or just sadistic hope you'll misstep is hard to tell."

"Fell watches from the sidelines with a hand on his hipbone, sockets hooded and eyelights trailing your careful footing. The precarious sway and snap of the planks has even his permanent scowl crinkling with concern."

"BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT PAST THE FINAL TEST?!"

"With a dramatic flair, he presses another hidden button. More snap-jaw traps rumble up from between the planks, even closer together this time."

"Fell watches with parted teeth from the sidelines, sockets narrowed. As crazy as Papyrus' schemes are, the bastard knows his puzzles. Your determination will really be tested now..."

"You steady yourself on the narrow, swaying planks. Just a few more steps and you'll be across. Can you maneuver deftly enough to avoid the snapping metal teeth threatening to chomp you into dust?"

"Both brothers watch with bated breath as you make your daring last-second leap across the snapping jaws."

"NYEH!!!" "Papyrus practically shrieks in both shock and begrudging admiration as you land safely in a snowdrift on the other side."

"IMPRESSIVE, HUMAN! YOU HAVE PASSED MY ULTIMATE BRIDGE TRAP!" "He crows, slamming a triumphant fist to his chestplate." "FEW OTHERS HAVE EVER SURVIVED! YOU TRULY ARE WORTHY ANTAGONIST!"

"Fell breathes an almost inaudible sigh of relief as you roll safely into the snowbank below, unaffected. He expected you to bite the dust for sure back there."

"Damn, kid, you got some skills. For a second there I thought you were toast."

"Fell watches Papyrus scamper off to prepare for the climactic battle, sockets narrowing as you brace yourself to follow."

"Heh, guess it's time for the main event, huh?" "His rumbling baritone sounds almost regretful." "Just... be careful with him, ok kid? Boss may act tough, but underneath all that he's really..."

"Fell trails off with a gruff cough, scratching at the back of his skull awkwardly. His usual scowl softens ever so slightly as he holds your gaze. He knows Papyrus gets... overly enthusiastic during his fights. But he wouldn't do the human any real harm. Probably."

"With a lazy blink, Fell fixes his burning red eyelights on you."

"Just watch yourself in there, yeah? My bro fights dirty. But... "

"His gaze slides away, shoving his hands deeper in his coat pockets."

"Just don't go dyin' on us. Papyrus would never forgive himself."

"With that, he saunters off through the treeline to observe from a safe distance as unofficial referee."

"Papyrus whirls to face you as you emerge from the fogbank, cutting an imposing figure in his ornate battle body and billowing red cape. Bone attacks dance at his fingertips in shades of orange, ready to be hurled. Yet behind his manic grin, those pinprick eyelights seem uncertain, conflicted."

"HUMAN! THE TIME FOR OUR EPIC CONCLUSION IS FINALLY UPON US!" "He booms, sockets narrowed as the fog curls around you both."

"I, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, WILL NOW DEFEAT YOU AND TAKE YOUR SOUL! THEN YOUR POWER WILL BE MINE TO DELIVER TO THE KING!"

"With a flick of his wrist, the leathery wrapping tears away to unleash a wicked, serrated bone blade glinting with cruel intent."

"The bone blade wavers briefly as Papyrus takes in your words, indecision wavering across his face. For a moment, his usual bombast deflates."

"...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT? THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CONCLUSION AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL MY PUZZLES!"

"Yet a hint of hopefulness colors his tone. It's clear some small part of him doesn't truly want this confrontation either."

"Slowly, cautiously, you take a step forward, keeping your hands open and visible in a gesture of peace. Papyrus' sockets widen, blade clenching nervously as you continue your approach."

"THERE IS NO OTHER WAY, HUMAN! SO IF YOU WON'T FIGHT..." "He spawns a bone, his eyes glowing red" "THEN DEFEND YOURSELF!"

"Papyrus' attacks continue to rain down upon you, coming at you from all sides as he fights with a ferocity that belies his earlier hesitation. As you dodge and weave around each swing of his blade, you notice small fragments of concern flickering across his expression."

"WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, HUMAN?" "He demands, parrying your blows with quick jabs from his own bone sword." "I MUST CAPTURE YOU, THAT IS MY TASK! I CANNOT LET YOU LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND!"

"With a sudden flourish, Papyrus swings his blade in a wide arc, forcing you back with a gust of breeze. All around you, the fog is being whipped into a furious maelstrom as the two of you circle each other warily. Yet despite his hostility, it's clear some small part of him is holding back, eyes flicking down to the ground as he fights." "He leaps forward, lashing out with a flurry of strikes that whistle through the air with eerie precision. His bone attacks grow more complex and aggressive with every passing moment, forcing you to duck and weave through each intricate strike."

"As you share your heartfelt request, you can see almost a glint of hesitation in Papyrus' eyes. His attacks slow down momentarily as he considers what you've said."

"Friend..." "Papyrus repeats, as if testing the word for the first time. His bone blade trembles in his grip as his gaze flicks back and forth between you and the ground."

"THAT...THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, HUMAN. BEING A ROYAL GUARD, I MUST FULFILL MY TASK TO CAPTURE YOU. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, NOT EVEN OUR FRIENDSHIP." "Papyrus lashes out again with his weapon, but his movements falter slightly, giving you an opening to strike back."

"You take advantage of his hesitation by dodging his attacks once more while silently hoping he will eventually understand your intention."

"Papyrus pauses momentarily, his bones circling around him, as he watches you panting and bruised but still determined. A brief glimpse of uncertainty flashes across his face, as if he is considering his options."

"HUMAN, WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING TO BE MY FRIEND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ME?" "the bone blade in Papyrus' hand trembles slightly, and you notice his eye sockets flicker with confusion."

"YOU ARE A HUMAN, THE MORTAL ENEMIES OF MONSTERS! WHY DO YOU WISH FOR US TO BE FRIENDS?"

"The tension between you only grows heavier, his frustration palpable. The air is thick with mist, obscuring your vision, and the sound of the howling wind is almost deafening."

"Papyrus' bone blade trembles violently in his hand as he stares at you, surprise and disbelief etched across his face. A flicker of indecision crosses his face, and you can see him struggling against his loyalty to the king and duties as a royal guard. Despite his confusion, there's a newfound determination growing within him."

"FRIEND...HUMAN WISHES FOR MONSTER TO BE FRIEND HIM." "He mutters under his breath, still reeling from your request." "EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE HUMAN AND ENEMY, YOU STILL WANT ME?" "His eyes grow wide with wonder before snapping back into focus."

"With a powerful cry, Papyrus charges forward once more, abandoning his long ranged tactics in favor of a reckless onslaught that leaves little room for error."

"With a fierce battle cry, Papyrus races towards you with his attack poised to strike. But as you collapse onto the snow in front of him, breathless but still with a smile of forgiveness on your face, something inside him shifts. His fierce momentum halts abruptly as he towers over your unconscious form, bone blade held high but trembling in his grip."

"HUMAN...?" "His voice, normally so loud and bombastic, comes out as a whispered rasp. Kneeling down slowly, he reaches out tentatively as if to check that you still breathe before snatching his hand back, eye sockets wide in conflict."

"WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND!" "He begins to panic, reaching out hesitantly and gently checking your pulse, shivering with concern."

"ARRGH, I CAN'T HURT YOU ANYMORE HUMAN!" "He shouts, none too subtly revealing his vulnerability beneath this fierce outer shell." "Papyrus laments, clutching you protectively against his chestplate." "DO NOT WORRY HUMAN, THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL HELP YOU!"

"Not waiting for a response, Papyrus leaps to his feet and sprints through the snowy forest to Snowdin, at his and Fell's house"

"Papyrus bursts through the door of the small, cozy home in Snowdin, startling Fell who was lounging on the couch."

"BROTHER! THE HUMAN HAS FALLEN ILL AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT!" "Papyrus announces almost frantically, clutching your unconscious form close."

"Boss, what the fuck did you do?" "Fell grumbles, but his annoyed facade crumbles at the sight of your limp body." "Shit, bring 'em here."

"Papyrus gently lays you down on the couch. Fell checks you over with practiced hands, assessing your wounds and fatigue." "ya look like ya went a few rounds with pap." "he mutters."

"Hearing your soft mutter, Fell's sockets widen in surprise at the sound of his name on your lips, though the furrow in his brow bone betrays his concern."

"hey, stay down or you'll hurt yourself more, idiot." "Fell growls, pressing a firm hand against your chest to keep you still." "damn stubborn human... just relax willya?"

"BROTHER, WILL THE HUMAN BE ALRIGHT?" "Papyrus peers over unused to be worried, wringing his hands."

"she'll live." "Fell grunts, sounding almost disappointed as he examines your wounds more closely." "got some scrapes, bruises... nothin' bed rest won't heal. 'less ya wanna go back out there and finish what boss started?"

"He smirks tauntingly despite himself being worried but trying to conceal that"

"Fell's cheekbones flush a slight orange at the sound of your laugh, caught off guard by your lighthearted response considering your state."

"Didja really have ta be beaten up by my bro just ta befriend us?" "Fell huffs, more curious than angry." "heh, yer a weird one, human..." "He chuckles gruffly, carefully cleaning and wrapping your wounds with practiced precision."

"REALLY, HUMAN? YOU WISH TO BE MY FRIEND?" "Papyrus perks up at your words, clearing his voice as not to let out too much his of excitement and trying to keep his cool." "HMM, YES I SUPPOSE YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND HUMAN...." "He coughs as he speaks to conceal his contentment." "WELL THEN... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST FOR FRIENDSHIP!"

"geez boss, keep it down will ya?" "Fell grimaces at Papyrus' volume but can't help the slight upturn of his sharp teeth."

"just rest up, yeah? we ain't letting ya leave till you're healed." "he mutters gruffly, concern bleeding through his words despite his best efforts."