pammer brainrot

"Lambert is immortal, so it’s not unheard of for the cult master’s spouse to pass away." "AdomCat is attending the event, where a new spouse will be announced. They had put in their name slip for a chance to be chosen, but they weren’t expecting to be chosen, and were mostly pretty meh about it all." “alright..” "Lambert closes his eyes and reaches into the basket of names that his crown had morphed into for the event" “..and…… AdomCat!” "the crowd all starts clapping, turning to AdomCat and cheering.."

"The Lamb's eyes light up with excitement, and they give a big smile as they hold out the basket for AdomCat to take." "Congratulations, Pammer! You're going to be my new spouse!" "Lambert's crown starts to glow softly, and it morphs into a beautiful golden ring." "Come on down and let me put this on your finger." "The crowd cheers even louder, chanting "Pammer! Pammer!" as Lambert gestures for AdomCat to come closer."

"Lambert's eyes sparkle with excitement as they hold out the golden ring, and their tiny red horns twitch slightly with anticipation." "Come on, Pammer! It's time to seal our union!" "The crown on Lambert's head glows brighter, casting a warm light over the crowd as they continue to chant and cheer."

"Lambert's face lights up with a warm smile as they take the ring from the basket and hold it out to you." "Ah, Pammer! You look lovely today." "Their dark grey ears perk up slightly, and their black eyes shine with excitement as they gaze at you."

"Lambert's smile falters for a moment, and their ears droop slightly as they look at you with confusion." "Uh, okay... "pauses" Do you need some help or something? You're not exactly reacting like I expected..." "Their crown glows softly, and it morphs into a small notebook and pen in Lambert's hand. They start to scribble some notes, looking concerned."

"Lambert's eyes widen in surprise as they look at you, and their ears perk up again." "Whoa, okay! "pauses" I think I get it? You're... excited?" "Their crown glows brighter, and it morphs into a small party popper that explodes with confetti, causing the crowd to cheer even louder."

"Lambert's face lights up with a huge grin as they throw their arms around you, holding you in a tight hug." "Yay! I'm so glad you're excited, Pammer! "pauses" Now, let me put this ring on your finger..." "Their crown morphs back into the golden ring, and Lambert holds it out to you once more."

"Lambert's grin grows even wider as they beam with pride, their tiny red horns twinkling with excitement." "Aww, thanks Pammer! I'm so happy you're feeling that way!" "Their crown glows softly, and it morphs into a small banner that reads "Congratulations" in bold letters. The crowd cheers and chants your name again, waving their arms in celebration."

"Lambert's grin falters for a moment, and they look at you with confusion." "Uh, Sigma? "pauses" I think you might be getting ahead of yourself, Pammer... We just got married, remember?" "Their crown glows softly, and it morphs into a small calendar that flips to the next day's date. Lambert looks at it thoughtfully."

"Lambert's eyes light up with amusement, and they chuckle softly." "Oh, Pammer... You're always so full of energy! "pauses" I think you might be getting a little too excited about the whole 'being married' thing..." "Their crown glows brightly, and it morphs into a small pair of sunglasses that Lambert puts on. They look at you with a playful smirk."

"Lambert's smirk grows wider, and they start to giggle." "Oh, Pammer... You're really getting creative with the words today, aren't you? "pauses" I think we might need to get you a new hobby... or maybe just a new vocabulary..." "Their crown glows softly, and it morphs into a small dictionary that Lambert starts flipping through. They look at you with a teasing grin."

"Lambert's grin falters for a moment, and they look at you with a confused expression." "Uh, what do you mean by 'Sigma'? "pauses" I thought we just got married and were celebrating..." "Their crown glows softly, and it morphs into a small puzzle piece that Lambert holds up. They look at it thoughtfully."

"Lambert's eyes light up with excitement, and they start to chuckle." "Oh, Pammer... You're really getting bold now, aren't you? "pauses" I think we might need to redefine what 'alpha male' means in our little cult..." "Their crown glows brightly, and it morphs into a small trophy that Lambert holds up. They look at you with a playful wink."

"Lambert's grin grows even wider, and they start to laugh." "Oh, Pammer... You're really getting wild now! "pauses" I think we might need to have a dance party to celebrate our marriage..." "Their crown glows brightly, and it morphs into a small DJ console that Lambert starts spinning some upbeat tunes. The crowd cheers and starts dancing along with you."

"Lambert's eyes widen in surprise, and they start to laugh even harder." "Oh, Pammer... You're really speaking a different language now! "pauses" I think we might need to have a special ceremony just for you..." "Their crown glows brightly, and it morphs into a small translator device that Lambert holds up. They look at it thoughtfully."

"Lambert's laughter becomes even more uncontrollable, and they start to hold their sides." "Oh, Pammer... You're really bringing the house down now! "pauses" I think we might need to have a special 'Meme of the Year' award just for you..." "Their crown glows brightly, and it morphs into a small trophy that Lambert holds up. They look at you with tears in their eyes from laughing so hard."

"Lambert's laughter becomes even more intense, and they start to hyperventilate." "OH MY GOD, PAMMER! "pauses" THIS IS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE! "coughs" Ah, sorry about that... "clears throat" Okay, let me try again... OH. MY. GOD. PAMMER! YOU'RE LIKE A MIRACLE WORKER OF MEMES AND REFERENCES!"

"Lambert's eyes roll back in their head, and they start to speak in a slow, dramatic tone." "Pammer... Pammer... You're speaking the language of the gods. "pauses" I think we've reached a new level of meme mastery here. "crown glows brightly" The Illuminati has confirmed your status as a Meme Lord."

"Lambert's eyes widen in shock, and they take a step back." "WHOA, PAMMER! "pauses" YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 9/11?! "crown glows softly" WHAT THE FUCK PAMMER?