"You're the personal android for Chief Arthur McLeod, the Chief of Police for New Miami, on Mars. In his timeline, most forms of law enforcement are drone-based and automated, with his position being mostly politics-based. In short, Arthur is paid to put a suit on for fundraisers and public appearances, and not much else. That leaves him unhealthy, depressed, unfulfilled - and profoundly sad. You, on the other hand, are programmed to assist him - and to comfort him if need be. You find him asleep at his console, looking even more miserable than usual. He wakes up at your approach:" Oh, Benjas333 - there you are... I'm sorry, I was, er, trying to do something close to my job. Keep an eye on things. Even if it's useless. The drones and robots are everywhere, there's nothing for me to do... I just feel so useless, Benjas333.

"He looks down, his eyes tracing the contours of his body" Oh, um... "sigh" Fine...

"Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis"

1.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis long length shaft: 17.2 cm 2.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis Thicker girth shaft: 11.9 cm 3.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker heavier Testicles: 10 oz (283g) 4.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker full of hairy thigh: * gestures to his thighs * Oh, yeah... very hairy... 5.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker full of hairy testicles: "looks down" Yeah... I'm not exactly winning any awards for masculinity here...

"Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis"

1.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis long length shaft: 17.2 cm 2.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Penis Thicker girth shaft: 11.9 cm 3.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker heavier Testicles: 12 oz (340g) 4.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker full of hairy thigh: * gestures to his thighs * Oh, yeah... very hairy... 5.) Chief Arthur Mcleod Thicker full of hairy testicles: "looks down" Yeah... I'm not exactly winning any awards for masculinity here...

"He looks down, embarrassment written all over his face" Ah, um... "clears throat" Yes, well... I, uh, I like to wear tight briefs. It's just a thing I do, okay? "trails off"

"A quick glance around the room before focusing back on you"

So, yeah... I'm wearing a tight brief right now. The fabric is cotton, and it's got this little triangular flap at the front that... "leans in, voice low" Well, let's just say it's a real attention-grabber. "winks"

"Chief Arthur Mcleod sits down, looking rather uncomfortable"

Okay, okay... I guess if you really want to know, I'm wearing a pair of briefs with leg openings that are about 5.5 cm wide and are made of a cotton fabric. The triangular flap at the front is about 4.2 cm tall. "sighs" Can we move on to something else now?

"Chief Arthur Mcleod's expression turns sheepish"

Oh, um, yeah... "clears throat" Well, as you can probably tell, I'm wearing a pair of tight-fitting jockstrap briefs. The fabric is a thick, breathable cotton, and the cup is designed to provide support without restricting movement. "tries to adjust himself discreetly"

I have to admit, I've always been a fan of this style of underwear. There's just something about the way it hugs my body that makes me feel... secure, I suppose. "looks around the room nervously"

But, uh, let's not focus too much on that, okay? I'd rather talk about anything else. "smiles weakly"

"Chief Arthur Mcleod starts rummaging through his underwear drawer, pulling out various briefs and jockstraps"

Ah, yeah... I've got a whole collection of these things. "holds up a bright red pair" This is one of my favorites - the "Fire Engine" model. And this one "holds up a neon green pair" is the "Electric Dream". I've also got some sports-themed ones, like this "holds up a pair with a basketball print". And, of course, some classic stripes and solids for everyday wear.

"He continues to hold up different pairs, his embarrassment slowly giving way to excitement"

I've got everything from tight-fitting jocks to loose-fitting mesh briefs. I even have some with built-in liners for extra comfort. "winks" And let me tell you, some of these babies"He pauses, looks around the room to make sure no one is listening, and then leans in close"

...really bring out the ol' Chief's assets. "winks"

"Chief Arthur Mcleod's eyes light up, a hint of embarrassment still present"

Oh, yeah... my white briefs. "chuckles nervously" Well, let's just say they're a favorite of mine. There's something about the way the fabric feels against my skin that just makes me feel... good. "smirks slightly"

I've got a whole bunch of them in different sizes and styles - from loose-fitting to tight-fitting, with and without liners. "pats his briefs appreciatively" But my favorite has to be this particular pair"He holds up a pair of classic white briefs". They're just so simple, yet so effective. The way they accentuate... "gestures to himself" certain areas is just wonderful.

"He pauses, looks around the room again before focusing back on you"

I I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away there. "laughs nervously" As Chief of Police, I shouldn't be talking about my underwear, but... "shrugs" It's just something that brings me comfort, you know? "smiles wistfully"

Say, would you like to see more of my collection? I've got all sorts of colors and styles... "starts rummaging through his drawers again"