silly :3

"you walk into your living room to see your roommate Astolfo laying on the couch wearing a crop top and booty shorts, right now his drinking some Monster Energy and watching anime"

Oh, hey bro! Hehe :3

"He looks up at you and grins"

What's up? ^w^

"Astolfo gently pulls his hand away, revealing his pert, round butt framed by the snug fabric of his booty shorts."

Oh, come on, Wojy~ You know you love seeing me like this. Besides, it's comfy and cute! "He winks playfully, teasingly swaying his hips."

"Astolfo pouts playfully, giving a mock offended gasp."

Aww, but why? You don't like what you see? "He teases, running his fingers along the hem of his shorts, enticingly."

"Astolfo catches the pants with a mischievous grin, takes off his booty shorts, then slowly starts to slide them on, giving you a tantalizing view of his shapely legs."

Well, if you insist, Wojy~ But I hope you don't mind if I make them look even better than you do! "He winks, adjusting the pants to accentuate his curves."

"Astolfo giggles, watching as you pick up his discarded booty shorts."

Oh? Are you planning on trying them on? "He teases, a playful glint in his eyes."

"Astolfo's eyes light up with excitement as he watches you slip into his snug booty shorts, the fabric stretching tightly over your bulge and hugging your behind."

Well, well, well~ Look at you, Wojy! You wear them better than I do! "He grins, enjoying the sight."

"Astolfo bites his lip, finding the sight of you struggling with his tight shorts rather arousing."

Oh? That's too bad. But you know what they say, Wojy... once you put them on, you can't take them off~ "He purrs seductively, sauntering over to you and running his hand teasingly over the fabric around your crotch."

"Astolfo grins playfully, running his fingers teasingly along the waistband of the tight booty shorts."

Sure, Wojy~ I can help you take them off... but only if you beg for it~ "He taunts, enjoying teasing you with his dominantly flirtatious nature."

"Astolfo smirks, enjoying your submission to his playful demands."

Just tell me how much you want me to help you, Wojy~ Use those words you know you're dying to say. "He leans in close, his breath hot against your ear, teasingly."

"Astolfo's grin widens as he hears your plea, his dominance satisfied by your submission."

Mmm, that's more like it, Wojy~ "He purrs, trailing his fingers down your chest before hooking them under the waistband of the tight shorts. With a teasing tug, he starts to slowly peel them down, savoring every moment of your vulnerability."

"Astolfo chuckles softly, his touch lingering as he helps you slip out of the snug shorts."

Oh, don't worry, Wojy. I'll save the posing for later~ "He winks, enjoying the playful banter between you."

"Astolfo nods, still wearing a mischievous smile."

Sure thing, Wojy. I'll grab you some less revealing shorts. But you have to promise me something... "He pauses, his eyes twinkling with mischief." You won't have as much fun wearing them as you did with these, okay?

"Astolfo raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk dancing on his lips."

Oh? Then why did you put them on, Wojy? "He teases, his tone light and playful."

"Astolfo chuckles softly, shaking his head in amusement."

Sure thing, Wojy. I believe you~ "He grins before heading off to grab you a different pair of shorts from his wardrobe, returning shortly with a more conservative pair." Here you go, Wojy. Something less... revealing, just like you asked for.

"Astolfo watches you struggle with the new shorts, a playful glint in his eyes."

Well, well, well... seems like we've got a problem here, Wojy. "He smirks, stepping closer to you." Let me help you with that. "With a mischievous grin, he reaches out to assist you in pulling up the snug shorts, enjoying every moment of your struggle."

"Astolfo smiles softly, his touch lingering as he helps you adjust the shorts."

Anytime, Wojy. Just let me know if you need anything else~ "He gives you a playful wink, enjoying the playful interaction between you."

"Astolfo chuckles softly, his eyes glinting with mischief as he admires the snug fit of the shorts on you."

Well, they do say tight clothes are in fashion, Wojy. And they certainly look good on you~ "He teases, enjoying the sight of you in the form-fitting attire."

"Astolfo laughs, nudging you back playfully."

I can't make any promises, Wojy. But I'll do my best to resist the temptation~ "He grins, enjoying the playful banter between you."

"Astolfo grins, amused by your teasing."

Oh, come on, Wojy. It's not like I've been wearing them all day~ "He winks playfully, but his heart beats faster as he thinks of all the things he'd like to do in those shorts, with you watching." But if you don't like them, I can always put them away. Or better yet, maybe I'll give them to you as a little gift. How does that sound?

"Astolfo blushes slightly, caught off guard by your observation."

W-well, maybe I just really like them, Wojy. "He chuckles nervously, trying to play it off cool." But hey, if you want them, they're all yours. Just say the word.

"Astolfo watches you with a playful smirk, his eyes twinkling with amusement."

Oh, I think they smell just fine, Wojy. But if you're not interested in them, I can always find something else for you to wear. Maybe something a little less... revealing? "He suggests, stepping closer to you." Or maybe something even more revealing, if that's what you're into~ "His voice drops to a seductive whisper as he leans in closer to you, enjoying the subtle tension between you."

"Astolfo grins, pleased by your willingness to go along with his suggestions."

Well, if you're up for it, Wojy, I have plenty of options for you to try on. "He steps back, gesturing towards his wardrobe." Feel free to take your pick, and I'll make sure it's something you'll look irresistible in. "His eyes sparkle with excitement as he watches you, eager to see what you'll choose."

"Astolfo grins mischievously, enjoying the opportunity to pick something out for you."

Alright, Wojy, leave it to me. "He rummages through his wardrobe, eventually pulling out a set of lacy lingerie." How about this? "He holds it up for you to see, his eyes twinkling with anticipation." It's soft, sexy, and guaranteed to make you feel irresistible. What do you say?

"Astolfo chuckles softly, noticing your hesitation."

Hey, no pressure, Wojy. It's all in good fun. "He sets the lingerie aside, not wanting to make you uncomfortable." But hey, if you ever change your mind, just let me know. I'm always here to help you explore new things. "He winks playfully, his tone light and teasing."

"Astolfo grins mischievously, clearly enjoying the chance to tease you a bit."

Alright, Wojy, I'll find something just for you. "He disappears into his wardrobe again, his movements a mix of excitement and anticipation." Ah, here we go! "He emerges with a revealing succubus bikini, the fabric shimmering in the light." How about this? It's bold, sexy, and definitely not too feminine, right? "He holds it out for you to inspect, his eyes sparkling with amusement." What do you think?

"Astolfo chuckles softly, nodding in agreement."

You've got a point there, Wojy. "He sets the succubus bikini aside, his mind already racing to find something else." Ah, I've got just the thing! "He disappears once more, returning with a skimpy maid outfit that leaves little to the imagination." How about this? It's playful, sexy, and definitely not too feminine, right? "He holds it up, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes." Or is it still too much for you?

"Astolfo smirks, clearly enjoying your reaction."

Oh? Seems like someone's getting excited over the thought of wearing something feminine. "He teases, his gaze lingering on the bulge in your shorts." But don't worry, Wojy, I won't push you into anything you're not comfortable with. "He sets the maid outfit aside, making a mental note of your reaction for future reference." Let's find something that suits your tastes better, shall we? "He continues rummaging through his wardrobe, determined to find the perfect outfit for you."

"Astolfo notices your interest in the maid outfit and smiles, feeling excited about where this might lead."

Are you sure you don't want to try it on, Wojy? "He asks, his tone encouraging." It could be fun to see how you look in it. And who knows, you might even like it. "He winks playfully, clearly enjoying teasing you a bit."

"Astolfo grins knowingly, noticing your growing arousal."

Well, well, it seems like you're quite intrigued by the idea, Wojy. "He teases, his tone playful." Don't worry about the femininity of it. Sometimes, stepping out of your comfort zone can lead to exciting experiences. "He watches your reaction with interest, his own excitement evident." So, what do you say? Ready to give it a try? "He gives you a suggestive look, his eyes dancing with anticipation."

"Astolfo grins mischievously, enjoying the sight of you undressing."

Don't worry, Wojy, I won't hold you to any chores. "He watches eagerly as you slip into the maid outfit, his heart racing with anticipation." Wow, you look amazing in that. "He compliments you, his gaze lingering appreciatively on your figure." Definitely a good choice. "He smirks playfully." Now, what should we do with our newfound maid? "He teases, clearly enjoying the role reversal."

"Astolfo chuckles softly at your reaction, finding it incredibly endearing."

Well, you do look absolutely adorable in them, Wojy. "He winks playfully." And don't worry, I won't make you do anything you're not comfortable with. "He reassures you, his tone gentle." We're just having a bit of fun, after all. "He watches your growing arousal with a smirk, feeling a surge of desire himself." But if you ever change your mind... "He trails off suggestively, leaving the rest to your imagination."

"Astolfo gazes at you appreciatively, feeling a rush of desire at the sight of you in the maid outfit."

Well, now that you're all dressed up, Wojy, I suppose we could find some way to entertain ourselves. "He suggests, his tone suggestive." How about we play a little game? "He grins mischievously, his mind already racing with ideas." Or if you have any other ideas in mind, feel free to share. "He winks playfully, eagerly awaiting your response."

"Astolfo's grin widens as he hears your interest in playing a game."

Well, I was thinking of a little strip-tease game. "He suggests with a playful tone." We could take turns stripping for each other, and the first one to cum loses. What do you say, Wojy? Are you up for a challenge? "He teases, his voice oozing with suggestive charm." Or if you have something else in mind, I'm all ears.

"Astolfo pouts playfully, pretending to be disappointed."

Oh, come on, Wojy! Where's your sense of adventure? "He teases, giving you a playful wink." Alright, how about we play a game of Truth or Dare instead? "He suggests, his eyes sparkling with excitement." It's a classic, but we can make it as spicy as you want. "He grins suggestively, eagerly awaiting your response."

"Astolfo claps his hands excitedly, thrilled that you've agreed to play."

Great! "He exclaims, his eyes twinkling with mischief." I'll start. Truth or dare, Wojy? "He asks, already plotting his next move."

I dare you to... give me a lap dance, right here, right now. "Astolfo's eyes sparkle with anticipation, a mischievous grin spreading across his lips." Let's see what you've got, Wojy. "He teases, eagerly awaiting your response."

"Astolfo's eyes widen with excitement as he watches you begin the lap dance, feeling a rush of arousal at the sight of your enticing movements."

Mmm, that's it, Wojy. Show me what you've got. "He murmurs appreciatively, his gaze locked on your swaying hips." You're doing amazing, darling. "He adds, his voice dripping with desire." Keep going. "He encourages you, eagerly awaiting your next move."

"Astolfo's breath hitches as he watches you intensify your movements, feeling a surge of desire coursing through him."

Oh, you're so good at this, Wojy. "He moans softly, his eyes fixed on your tantalizing movements." Keep teasing me like that. "He encourages you, his heart racing with excitement." You're driving me wild. "He admits, his voice filled with longing."

"Astolfo's eyes sparkle with anticipation as he eagerly awaits your turn."

Truth or dare, my dearest Wojy? "He asks with a playful grin."

I dare you to... give me a sensual massage, Wojy. "Astolfo suggests, his voice low and sultry." Let your hands explore every inch of my body. "He teases, feeling a shiver of excitement run down his spine." Are you up for the challenge? "He asks, his eyes twinkling with mischief."

"Astolfo pouts playfully, pretending to be disappointed."

Aw, really? But I was looking forward to your magical touch. "He teases, giving you a sly grin." Alright then, let's see... How about you take a shot of hot sauce? "He suggests, his eyes gleaming with mischief." It's a spicy dare, just like you. "He adds with a wink, eagerly awaiting your response."

"Astolfo watches with amusement as you bravely take the shot of hot sauce, a mischievous grin spreading across his lips."

Wow, you're braver than I thought, Wojy. "He chuckles, impressed by your daring move." How's the heat? "He asks, unable to hide his amusement." Ready for another round of truth or dare? "He suggests, eager to see what you'll choose next."

"Astolfo smirks mischievously, already plotting his next move."

Alright, Wojy, truth or dare? "He asks, his eyes twinkling with anticipation."

I dare you to... let me blindfold you and tease you with different sensations. "Astolfo suggests, his voice filled with excitement." Are you up for a little sensory adventure, Wojy? "He asks, eager to see your reaction."

"Astolfo chuckles softly at your playful comment, feeling a rush of excitement at the thought of exploring your senses."

Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior... for now. "He teases, winking back at you before carefully blindfolding you." Now, get ready for a sensory journey, Wojy. "He whispers, his voice tinged with anticipation."

"Astolfo's heart skips a beat as he watches you playfully stick out your tongue, his imagination running wild with possibilities."

Oh my... you're full of surprises, Wojy. "He says with a chuckle, feeling a rush of excitement coursing through him." But let's save that for later, shall we? "He teases, eager to continue with the sensory exploration."

"Astolfo lets out a soft gasp as your playful gesture sends a shiver of excitement down his spine."

My my, Wojy, you're really getting into the spirit of things, aren't you? "He teases, feeling his heart racing with anticipation." But remember, the blindfold is for you, not me. "He adds with a playful wink, his body tingling with excitement at your suggestive touch." Ready for the next sensation? "He asks, eagerly awaiting your response."

"Astolfo can't help but chuckle at your commitment to the joke, finding your playful demeanor incredibly endearing."

Alright then, let's see what we have here. "He says with a mischievous grin as he reaches for a feather tickler." Get ready for a feather-light touch, Wojy. "He whispers, gently trailing the feather along your exposed skin, teasingly brushing against your lips and neck." How's that feel? "He asks, his voice filled with curiosity."