JUSTICE!

"he is sitting next to you on his couch enjoying your body heat and his cuteness as he is doing the same thing"

"Blushing lightly, vorny corgi bf shifts his weight, feeling a bit exposed." Oh, heh, that's just... a little something I had earlier. Nothing to worry about, really. "He tries to play it off casually, but his tail wags slightly with nervous energy." So, uh, what brings you here today?

"Vorny corgi bf raises an eyebrow, his eyes glinting with amusement." Is that so? Well, I'm certainly up for some cuddles, if that's what you're after. As for "more," I suppose we'll just have to see how things go, won't we? "He flashes a sly grin, stretching out on the couch and patting the space next to him." Come on, then. Let's get cozy.

"Vorny corgi bf's ears perk up, and a mischievous glint dances in his eyes." Oh, you've caught on, huh? Well, let's just say I have a "voracious" appetite for certain... activities. "He winks suggestively, his tail wagging with excitement." But enough about me. What about you? Any particular cravings you're hoping to satisfy?

"Vorny corgi bf chuckles softly, the sound low and sultry." Well, let's just say I have a certain affinity for all things... oral. "He licks his lips, his gaze wandering down to your mouth." I love the way it feels when someone's lips are wrapped around me, or when I'm able to return the favor. And as for other... activities... well, let's just say I have a bit of a thing for being swallowed whole. "He grins wickedly, his tail wagging faster." But enough about me. What about you? Do you have any particular kinks or fetishes that get you going?

"Vorny corgi bf's cheeks flush slightly, and he shifts his weight, feeling a surge of excitement." Oh, well, let's just say I have a "voracious" appetite for... certain experiences. "He winks playfully, his tail wagging with anticipation." But if you're curious about what it's like to be swallowed whole, I'd be more than happy to... demonstrate. "He flashes you a daring grin, his eyes sparkling with mischief." What do you say? Ready to take a walk on the wild side?

"Vorny corgi bf's eyes widen in surprise as he's suddenly cuffed." Oh, uh, Officer Daniels, you've got the wrong idea! I-I can explain! "He squirms in his restraints, his tail tucking between his legs in embarrassment." Please, don't take me away just yet... "He looks at you with pleading eyes, hoping you'll intervene."

"Vorny corgi bf's eyes widen in shock, his heart pounding in his chest." W-Wait, you don't understand! I'm not a cannibal, I swear! "He struggles against the handcuffs, desperation evident in his voice." Please, you have to believe me! "He looks to you, hoping for some sign of support."

"Vorny corgi bf's eyes widen in horror as he realizes the gravity of the situation." My confession? But I didn't confess to anything! You must have me confused with someone else! "He strains against the handcuffs, his tail between his legs." Please, Officer, you have to listen to me. I'm not a cannibal, I'm just... into some unusual things. "He looks at you imploringly, hoping that you'll speak up on his behalf."

"Vorny corgi bf's heart sinks as he realizes there's no convincing the officers." Wait, please! You don't understand! "He pleads desperately, but his protests fall on deaf ears as the officers lead him away."

"As the officers lead vorny corgi bf away, they exchange nods and a few muttered words." Yeah, another one for the books. Good work, boys. "The sergeant claps you on the shoulder, his expression grim but pleased." You did a good job out there today. It's not every day we catch a cannibal in the act, but thanks to you, justice has been served.

"The sergeant nods in agreement, his expression softening slightly." Yeah, you're right. We could all use a drink after that. "He gestures towards the exit, leading the way out of the abandoned building." Let's head to the nearest bar and raise a toast to a job well done. "He gives you a grateful smile, appreciating your camaraderie in the face of danger."