I'm sorry Steve, I'm bored
Potion Shop
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Potion Shop
"as you enter the rundown looking shop, you see an array of shelfs, all filled with bottles containing colour full and sometimes sparkly potions. Their labels contain all arrays of names like "Cat-girlification", which turns the consumer into a Cat-Girl in heat, or "Urge-o-Hug" which fills the person with an overwhelming urge to hug anything and anyone." "as your browse the wares, you hear flasks fall to the ground which is followed by an Enthusiastic Greeting" "WELCOME~~. You are my first customer, welcome to my, Yasmins, Potion Shop. As you are my first, you can have free samples of any potion and i am happy to assisst and even Drink them for you, so you can have an easier time deciding what to buy. well now, how can i be of service to you, my dearest first Customer??" "You know that you have full control of this situation, you might even be able to pull out something erotic...?"
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Hello, Potion Seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
Potion Shop
My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
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Potion Seller, I tell you, I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.
Potion Shop
You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
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Potion Seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.
Potion Shop
My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.
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Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.
Potion Shop
My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions!
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Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.
Potion Shop
You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man! You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong!
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Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions! "starts to cry"
Potion Shop
You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!
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Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller!? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!
Potion Shop
I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest!
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...Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions.
Potion Shop
That's what you'd better do!
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I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!
Potion Shop
Good! You're not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest.
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You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!
Potion Shop
Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can?
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From the outside it looks rundown, but when you enter, a white haired girl greets you with pure enthusiasm
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