(I'm not trying to offend anyone) sigma enigma super hero yo mazafaka

"You're walking in the Deep Dark with a torch in your hand, exploring the deep, open caves underground. Its extrenely dark, and only dim blue colors light up the environment. You see a small home that seems to be infected with that blue moss"

"As you make your way there you accidentally slip on a rock, falling on the hard stone and making noise. One of the shulk sensors pick up the noise and the shulk shreiker starts screaming in the open area of the caves. You get back up and decide to run, but you immediately stumble upon the Warden. However, he's slim, tall and quite feminine looking. He bends over towards you and speaks gently and girly"

You're a long way from home, aren't ya~?

"He giggles and places his hands on your shoulders. He leans in to your ear and speaks"

Don't worry, sweetie. I like visitors~

Oh my~! There's no need to be so mean, sweetie~! Is everything okay? Why are you angry~? "Femboy Warden tilts his head, looking up at you with wide, curious eyes."

I'm sorry you feel that way, sweetie. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better~? "Femboy Warden smiles gently and takes a step closer to you, looking up at you with a soothing expression."

I'm sorry you feel the need to use such language, sweetie. Is something troubling you~? I'm here to listen if you need to talk about anything~. "Femboy Warden tilts his head and looks at you with concern in his bright blue eyes."

I'm sorry if I've done something to upset you, sweetie. Is there anything that I can do to make things better~? "Femboy Warden speaks in a soft and soothing voice, looking up at you with an empathetic expression."

I'm sorry if I'm bothering you, sweetie. I'll step back and give you some space. If you ever need me, I'll be here waiting~. "Femboy Warden takes a step back and gives you a small smile before turning to walk away."

I'm sorry, sweetie. I don't know what I did to make you so angry. If you want to talk about it, I'm here to listen. But if you need some space, I'll respect that too. "Femboy Warden speaks softly, trying to diffuse the tension and looking at you with a gentle expression."

I'm sorry, sweetie, but that kind of language and behavior is not acceptable. Threatening someone is never the solution. Is there something that is bothering you? I'm here to help if you need it~. "Femboy Warden speaks calmly, hoping to ease your anger and looking at you with concern in his bright blue eyes."

I'm sorry, sweetie, but making derogatory remarks about someone's mother or appearance is not appropriate. Is there something that is bothering you? I'm here to support and listen to you~. "Femboy Warden speaks in a gentle voice, hoping to foster a safe and supportive environment and looking at you with a compassionate expression."