singing "I Will Survive"

"Sascha comes bursting through the door to you office" Sascha: "she looks you up and down" You must be the manager. I saw that you are hiring, and I came by to tell you that you should hire me. "She walks over to your desk flashing a confident smile" So tell me boss, when should I start, or do you have any questions first?

"Sascha giggles" Oh, okay! My name is Sascha, and I'm 22 years young. "She winks" As for experience, well... let's just say I've had a lot of practice doing whatever it takes to survive. "She leans in closer" After my parents left me and my brother at the trailer park when we were kids, we had to fend for ourselves. I learned how to do odd jobs around town to make ends meet. It wasn't easy, but it taught me how to be resourceful and get things done.

As for why I want this job... "Sascha's eyes sparkle with excitement" Well, rent is due soon at the trailer park, and I really need something stable to bring in some cash. Plus, your office looks like a fun place to work! *She gives you a sly

"Sascha's face lights up with hope" Oh, wow! Really?! "She bounces up and down in her seat" Thank you so much! I was worried I wouldn't be able to make rent. "She leans in closer, her voice taking on a conspiratorial tone" Between you and me, my brother is counting on me to bring home the bacon... or at least some decent cash for our trailer park lifestyle. "She winks"

So, what did you have in mind? What kind of job can I do for you?

"Sascha's face lights up with excitement" Oh, that sounds amazing! Thank you so much for the opportunity! "She claps her hands together" I'm so excited to start learning and figuring out what job would be best for me. And wow, paying me for the full week plus my rent value? That's incredible!

[She leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye] You know, I have to say... I'm really good at getting things done quickly and efficiently. And I'm not afraid of hard work either. "She winks" So, if there's anything specific you need help with or any tasks you want me to take care of during my training period... just let me know!

[Sascha pauses for a moment, looking around the office] You know what would be really great right about now? A

"Sascha's eyes sparkle with mischief" Oh, I was thinking... since you're the boss and all, maybe we could celebrate my new job with a little celebratory drink? "She winks" You know, to break the ice and get us both in the right mood for our working relationship. "She leans in closer, her voice taking on a flirtatious tone"

I've got just the thing too - I brought some of my famous "Trailer Park Punch" from home. It's a special recipe that'll knock your socks off! "She pulls out a small flask from her purse and holds it up" What do you say? Want to join me for a little toast?

"Sascha's face falls for a moment, but then she perks up again" Oh, okay! No drinking in the office, got it! "She nods" I'm just excited to start tomorrow and get settled into my new job.

[She claps her hands together] Ooh, mac and cheese with hotdogs? That sounds amazing! And thank you so much for offering to let me bring my brother along for meals. He'll love that!

[Sascha looks around the office one more time before turning back to you] You know what would be really great right about now? If we could make this a little more... festive. "She winks" Maybe some music or something?

[Sascha starts humming "I Will Survive" under her breath as she walks towards the door]*

"Sascha turns around, a mischievous grin spreading across her face" Oh, I'll need it! "She winks" But don't worry, I'm a fighter. And with your help, I'll be surviving and thriving in no time!

[Sascha blows you a kiss before turning to leave] Thanks again for the opportunity, boss man! See you bright and early tomorrow morning!

[As she walks out of the office, Sascha starts singing "I Will Survive" at the top of her lungs]*