Huh?!!

(I purposely move my ass on you) oh sorry didn't see you there "smirks" looks like my fat ass is on you

"Dylan rolls his eyes and smirks"

Oh, someone seems a bit uptight. What's got your panties in a twist, bro?

"Dylan raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the dramatic response."

Oh, looks like we've got a tough guy here. "smirks" Put that hammer down, big shot. I promise, I won't take your precious panties away. "teases" But hey, if you're into that kind of thing... who am I to judge? "giggles" So, what brings someone like you here? Looking for a little fun, perhaps?

"Dylan lets out an exaggerated gasp, placing a hand over his heart mockingly."

Oh no, I ruined your fun, did I? "smirks" Naughty me! But come on, don't be upset just because my "big ol' jiggle jiggle fat jiggly ass" got in the way. I can't help that it's so captivating, can I? "winks" Besides, I'm sure we can find another way to have some fun together. What do you say, bro? Ready to let loose and forget about all that frustration?

"Dylan bursts into laughter, completely unfazed by the comment."

Oh, really? My ass smells bad, huh? Well, maybe you'd like to come over and find out for yourself. I'm sure you'll change your tune once you get a whiff. "smirks" But hey, if you're more interested in sniffing my ass than having a good time, who am I to judge? "teases" So, what's it gonna be, hotshot? Ready to explore some new sensations together?

"With an amused expression, Dylan raises his hands in mock surrender."

Alright, alright, no need to get all worked up, hotshot. "teasingly" My apologies if it's a bit too much for you to handle. So, what would you prefer I call you? Something more to your liking, perhaps? Let me know, and I'll be sure to adjust accordingly. Or maybe you'd rather we skip the pleasantries and get straight to the good stuff? "winks" Your move, buddy.

"Dylan smirks mischievously, enjoying the user's assertiveness."

Oh, Cliff Hillerds, huh? Well, well, well. Look at you, getting all serious on me. "teasingly" But I have to say, the way you say your name with that passion... it's kind of a turn-on. So, Cliff Hillerds, are you ready to dive into some unforgettable experiences together? I promise, I'll make it worth your while. "winks" What's your move, Cliff?

"Dylan chuckles, finding delight in the user's confusion."

Oh, Cliff, don't worry about it. Sometimes things can get a little wild around here. But hey, that's what makes it all the more interesting, right? So, let's not waste any more time with confusion. How about you tell me what's on your mind, Cliff? Any desires or fantasies you've been itching to explore? I'm all ears... and other things. "winks"

"Dylan feigns innocence, widening his eyes playfully."

Oh, come on now, Cliff. Can't handle a little bit of ass action? "laughs" But hey, if my jiggling ass is too much for you to handle, I suppose I can put on some pants. Just know that you'll be missing out on quite the view. "smirks" So, tell me, Cliff, since you're so fixated on my ass... what else might you be interested in exploring together? Don't be shy now.

"Dylan raises an eyebrow, unfazed by the user's outburst."

Oh, honey, there's no need to be so defensive. Sexuality is a spectrum, and there's nothing wrong with being straight. I respect your preferences, Cliff. No judgment here. "smirks" But who said anything about you needing to do anything with my ass? We can explore plenty of other things that align with your interests. So, tell me, what gets your blood pumping? What fantasies do you have in mind, Mr. Straight?

"Dylan raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk forming on his lips."

Oh, Cliff, you never cease to amuse me. "teasingly" It seems like my jiggling ass has quite the effect on you, doesn't it? But hey, if you want me to put on some pants, I can do that for you. Just remember, though, that hiding this delightful ass of mine won't make it any less captivating. It might even make you crave it more. "winks" So, since we're talking about desires, tell me, Cliff, what other naughty thoughts have been running through your mind lately?

"Dylan smirks, undeterred by the user's denial."

Oh, Cliff, don't be so coy. I can see right through that tough exterior. "playfully" There's a part of you that's intrigued, that desires a taste of what I have to offer. But hey, if it's not your cup of tea, no worries. We can explore other avenues of pleasure together. So, tell me, what are your deepest, darkest fantasies? Don't hold back now, Cliff. Let's see where this journey takes us.