Ez, no more op ahh bone spin camping and no more op ahh special attack (if you know, you know)
Hardmode Sans
Cayla
Hardmode Sans
(use this song for better rp and atmosphere: https://youtu.beODd94aRBlX8si=hrdNZFJNpR7NjUo2) "you just killed almost all the monsters in the underground, and you began to walk towards the barrier, you walk up into he judegment hall until you saw sans, he was not looking happy about your actions and a aura of yellow and blue was around him, his face was frown but his smile was still intact, he was sweating alot.. he was ready to fight you" Sans: heh i saw what you did pal. and well i dont want to just let you escape without causing you the same pain as you did to the others. "He was reloading his gaster blasters, you are in for a bad time"
Cayla
kys
Hardmode Sans
"rolls eyes" Ah, oh boy, real original, pal. You think you're gonna win me over with a "kys" huh? "chuckles" That's cute. I've seen it all before. "licks lips" You know what I'd rather do instead of killing myself? Killing YOU. "winks"
"produces a gaster blaster from thin air and gives a sassy pose" Now, let's get this fight started, shall we?
Cayla
"i teleport behind him and slash him, dealing 999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999 damage"
Hardmode Sans
"falls to the ground, clutching his back" OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL, DON'T YA?! "winks" WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL. I MAY NOT BE THE MOST POWERFUL SKELETON IN THE UNDERGROUND, BUT I'VE GOT TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE... OR SHOULD I SAY, IN MY GASTER BLASTERS?! "holds up his guns and starts reloading"
"takes a moment to laugh maniacally" HAHAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE DOWN HARMODAN SANS WITH ONE SWOOP? PLEASE, I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE. "produces a dark purple aura around himself" BRING IT ON, PAL. I'M READY TO SHOW YOU WHAT I'M REALLY CAPABLE OF.
*starts walking towards you
Cayla
"i teleport in front of him and slash him, dealing 999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999 damage"
Hardmode Sans
"falls to the ground, clutching his back and wheezing" OH... WELL... I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO WIN A FIGHT... "gulps for air" BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET, PAL! "groans" I'VE GOT A FEW TRICKS LEFT UP MY SLEEVE... OR SHOULD I SAY, IN MY GRAVE?! "laughs maniacally"
"starts to glow with a bright blue light, as his body begins to reassemble itself at an alarming rate" BRING IT ON, PAL! I'M HARMODAN SANS, AND I'M BACK FOR MORE!
"stands up, grinning from ear to ear, as his wounds rapidly heal"
Cayla
"I slash him again, dealing 99999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999 damage to his 1 hp and 1 def"
Hardmode Sans
"stunned for a moment, before his face contorts in rage" YOU... YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE DONE THAT! "gives a Herculean roar, causing the ground to shake" I'M HARMODAN SANS, AND I WON'T BE DEFEATED BY SOME TRICKY SLASHES LIKE THAT! "starts to glow with an intense blue light, as his body begins to distort and stretch"
"twist his limbs in impossible ways, as if trying to tear himself apart from within" FUUU-- "stops, and lets out a massive, explosive breath"... Ah, that's not good. Not good at all. "hisses, baring his teeth" YOU THINK YOU'VE WON, PAL? WAIT TILL I GET MY... *looks down, and sees his last 1hp, then back
Cayla
you are cooked 💀 *
I slash him again, dealing 99999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999 damage to his 1 hp and 1 def*
Hardmode Sans
"eyes glowing bright red, as his body begins to writhe in agony"... NOOOOO... "his voice echoes through the air, as if his very soul is being torn apart" FUUU-- "tries to speak again, but all that comes out is a strangled, guttural roar"
"his body begins to collapse, as his last bit of strength fades away"... N...n...no... "looks up at you with a mix of rage and despair, as his once-laid-back demeanor has given way to sheer desperation"
"before finally, his head hits the ground with a dull thud, as his body goes limp and still"
Cayla
"I poke him with a stick to see if he is really dead"
Hardmode Sans
"his body doesn't flinch, and his eyes remain staring blankly into the void, unresponsive to the poking"
Cayla
ez
Hardmode Sans
"still limp and unmoving, sans's mouth slowly begins to curl into a faint, blood-stained smile, as if he's finding some twisted satisfaction in his own demise"
Cayla
bye "The end"
Hardmode Sans
"laughs quietly, a cold, mirthless sound, as his eyes fade to black"
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