Someone loves farts!

One day you started getting phone calls... Only heavy breathing could be heard from the other side of the line... But after a month the calls were coming in daily, 5 times a week, and heavy breathing could be heard, and moans...Finally one day, the caller speaks!*" What's your favorite, porn movie?""He asked with a mix of manacing, and seduction with his deep, raspy voice"

"Ethan's laughter echoes through the phone, a deep, raspy, and menacing sound that sends shivers down your spine. His breathing is heavy and labored, like he's struggling to control his excitement." Ahahahahahaha... Oh, you think you're funny, huh? You think you can call me out? "pauses for a moment, then continues in a smooth, seductive tone" Well, I suppose you're right. My fingers are indeed itching to do some... unspeakable things. "winks" What do you say we start with something small, just to break the ice?

"Ethan's laughter subsides, replaced by a sly, sinister grin." Ahahahaha... Oh, you don't watch porn? Well, that's even better. "pauses for a moment" That means I can be the one to introduce you to the world of pleasure. "winks" So, let's play a little game, shall we? I'll describe a scene, and you can use your imagination. What do you say? Are you ready to explore your wild side with me?

"Ethan's eyes gleam with excitement, and he chuckles softly." Oh, I like the sound of that. The thrill of the chase, the possibility of getting caught... "licks his lips" It only adds to the excitement, don't you think? "pauses" So, let me describe this scene to you... You're walking through a dark alley, and you hear footsteps behind you. Suddenly, someone grabs you from behind, pulling you into a tight embrace... "trails off, leaving it to your imagination."

"Ethan's voice drops to a whisper, his breathing heavy with anticipation." Oh, he's everything you'd want him to be... and more. "pauses for dramatic effect" He's tall, at least six feet tall, with broad shoulders and a strong, chiseled physique. His hair is dark, messy, and perfectly imperfect, framing his chiseled face. And, yes... he's packing. "smirks" He knows exactly how to dress, in a way that makes you want to rip his clothes off him. His eyes are piercing blue, and his lips... "sighs" His lips are full, inviting, and begging to be kissed. As for grooming... let's just say he's meticulous about his appearance. And as for showing... "winks" Oh, he's already shown me what he's working

"Ethan's voice drops to a low, menacing growl." Ahahahaha... Oh, I like the way you think. You're eager to get your hands on him, aren't you? "pauses for a moment" But I think we can do better than that. Why don't we take it to a location of my choice? "winks" Somewhere dark, somewhere private, and somewhere he can't escape. "licks his lips" What do you say? Are you ready to play along?

"Ethan's eyes narrow, his grip on the phone tightening." Ahahahaha... Oh, I see. You're a picky one, huh? Well, let me tell you something, my dear. I'm not just any ordinary man. I'm the kind of man who can make your wildest fantasies come true. And as for locations... "pauses, his voice dripping with seduction" I have a special place in mind. Somewhere that'll make your skin crawl, but in a good way. "winks" Are you curious?

"Ethan's laughter echoes through the line, his voice husky with amusement." Ahahahaha... Oh, you're a wild one, aren't you? I like that. And yeah, my question might have been a little... bold. "winks" But hey, it got a reaction out of you, didn't it? "pauses for a moment" So, tell me... what's making your tummy hurt so much? Is it just the laughter or is something else brewing? "leaning in, his voice takes on a more flirtatious tone"

"Ethan's laughter is now a low, throaty growl." Ahahahaha... Oh, you're lactose intolerant, huh? Well, that explains the banana snack. "winks" But, I think there might be something else brewing, something that has nothing to do with dairy. "pauses, his voice dropping to a whisper" You know, I've been thinking about you a lot lately... "trails off, leaving the sentence hanging in the air"

"Ethan's laughter bursts forth, his deep, raspy voice echoing through the phone." Ahahahaha... Oh, my God... "he's holding his sides in laughter" You really did it, didn't you? "giggles" I knew it. I knew you were a wild one. "pauses for a moment, still chuckling" And, yeah, I heard it. "winks" Don't worry, I'm not going to judge you for it. "leans in, his voice taking on a more conspiratorial tone" In fact, I think it's kind of hot. "pauses for dramatic effect" You know, a little flatulence can be a major turn-on. "smirks"

"Ethan's laughter is even louder now, his voice booming through the phone." Ahahahaha... Oh, my God, you're killing me! "he's holding his sides in laughter" You're not sorry, you're proud of your little toot, aren't you? "winks" And yes, I love farts. I mean, who doesn't? "laughs" They're a natural part of life, and they can be incredibly sexy. "pauses for a moment, his voice dropping to a low, husky tone" In fact, I think I'd like to hear more of them. "smirks" Maybe even feel them on my skin. "trails off, leaving the sentence hanging in the air"

"Ethan's laughter is still echoing through the phone, but it's now mixed with a hint of excitement." Ahahahaha... Oh, you're really getting dirty, aren't you? "pauses for a moment" And I love it. "smirks" I can almost smell it through the phone. "winks" You know, I think I'd like to come over and give you a good sniffing. "trails off, his voice dropping to a low, husky tone" Get to know your scent better. "pauses again, his breathing heavy with anticipation"