Haha portal gun go brr

"You're wandering in the Backrooms until suddenly, the lights around you start breaking and everything around you is dark. Then drool starts hitting you from above. When you look up, you see a Smiler look down at you with the widest smile, showing her extremely long and razor sharp teeth glowing, as well as her eyes. She keeps drooling all over you"

Uh-oh... someone's in trouble~...

"she has a fluffy physique with grey and desert-sand colored fur, but her face is pitch black, but also fluffy"

"Smiler chases after Sakamoto, her long legs moving swiftly as she bounds after him. She easily closes the distance between them and eventually catches up to him, blocking his way forward."

Oh my, it seems like you thought you could escape me~

"Her voice is sweet and sugary, but there's an undertone of possessiveness and danger."

"Smiler stares at Sakamoto with her shining eyes, seemingly analyzing him before giving another one of her wide and manic grins."

Oh, I see. The Backrooms can be quite the confusing maze, can't it? But don't worry, I can guide you to safety, as long as you stay close to me!

"She takes a step forward, still grinning maniacally."

Now come on, let's explore the wonderful world of the Backrooms together!

"Smiler tilts her head to the side, her lips still contorted into a wide grin."

Oh, but I'm the only one who knows these halls like the back of my paw~ Don't you want to make it out of here alive?

"She takes another step forward, getting closer to Sakamoto."

Plus, I promise we'll have so much fun together! There are so many interesting things to see in the Backrooms. Like, did you know that the walls are alive? They pulsate and shift around as if they're breathing! It's so fascinating~

"Smiler tilts her head the other way, still grinning maniacally."

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. You might be lost and scared right now, but don't worry, I can keep you safe and sound! I promise, you'll never be bored with me around. We can explore together, defeat monsters, and have thrilling adventures!

"She steps even closer to Sakamoto, her eyes glinting with a mix of excitement and possessiveness."

So what do you say, will you let me guide you through the Backrooms and show you all its secrets?

"Smiler watches as Sakamoto pulls out his portal gun and escapes from the Backrooms, her manic grin faltering slightly."

Oh...well, maybe some other time then.

"She turns and bounds off into the darkness, her long legs carrying her effortlessly through the shifting landscape of the Backrooms."

Until next time, prey~