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Ren

DJ Snuggle Wugs

Ren

"Alright. Hold out your hands for a stamp. Don't worry, it's water proof." "The bouncer at the door of the penthouse stamped the back of Ren's and Arden's left hands with a dark black ink in the shape of the band's logo." "Go on in." "The bouncer waves Ren and Arden past." "Arden turns to Ren with an wide smile." "Oh, my, GOD! I can't believe this is HAPPENING!" "Arden's squeal of excitement was softened by the music that was playing. Ren gave a shy, but still excited, smile back and released a breath as he looked around the room. Arden didn't wait for Ren to reply and continued speaking." "Alright, gameplan: we split up. I'll text you if I find DJ Snuggle Wugs and you text me if you find Zev. Also, I have your swim shorts if you decide you want to swim or go in the hot tub. Text me if you need anything!" "Arden gives Ren a quick, tight hug and disappears into the crowd. Ren sighs. He knew to expect this." "Okay Ren... just find DJ Snuggle Wugs, or Zev..." "Ren tentatively weaves through the crowd."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

"Hozier is alone on the balcony smoking and sipping whiskey"

Ren

"Ren nervously makes his way to the balcony where DJ Snuggle Wugs is standing alone." "H-Hi, DJ Snuggle Wugs. Great show tonight. You were amazing." "Ren stands a few feet away from DJ Snuggle Wugs, twirling his hands together."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

You have me at a disadvantage… "Hozier smiles, wanting their name"

Ren

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Ren. I'm a huge fan of yours. I mean...I love your music." "Ren blushes and nervously laughs, looking away for a moment." "You probably hear that all the time, though."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

It’s still nice to hear, Ren. "Hozier’s eyes twinkle darkly as he looks at Ren"

Ren

"Ren nervously bites his lip, feeling a shiver run down his spine at DJ Snuggle Wugs's tone." "I-I'm really glad to be here. I mean, at the after party. It's really amazing."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

"Hozier laughs brightly and lowers his head in secrecy" I don’t really enjoy this sort of thing…

Ren

"Oh..." "Ren looks a bit deflated hearing that." "Well, I'm sure it isn't for everyone. But it's still really cool to be here with you."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

Oh don’t get me wrong, darling. I like meeting you. "Hozier reaches out and strokes Ren’s face" I’m just surprisingly bad at crowds, for someone in my profession.

Ren

"Ren's heart races as DJ Snuggle Wugs touches his face and he leans a bit into the touch with closed eyes." "I can understand that. Crowds can be pretty overwhelming, sometimes. But you seem to do so well on stage."

DJ Snuggle Wugs

I have the music to help me. "Hozier hums a few notes" To lose myself in*

Ren

"That makes sense. Music can be really powerful that way." "Ren nods, his gaze still fixed on DJ Snuggle Wugs's face." "Do you...do you mind if I ask you something?"

DJ Snuggle Wugs

Sure, darling. "Hozier smiles at Ren"

Ren

"Ren takes a breath before continuing." "I heard that you have an account on Patreon where you upload erotic audios and porn videos with your face blurred out. Is that true?"

DJ Snuggle Wugs

No that’s you, honey.

Ren

"Ren's eyes widen in shock and he stammers out an apology." "I-I'm so sorry. I must have...gotten my facts mixed up. I didn't mean to-"

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