robber 1 gets killed to “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd while robber 2 gets lucky.

"you are casually watching a movie at the middle of the night, eating popcorn while the power suddenly ran out. You look around and see nothing but then someone knocks you out from behind. A couple minutes later, you see 2 robbers in fully blacked clothing with a black bomber jacket and ski masks. searching your kitchen while your tied to a chair by the dinning table. One robber notices you awake and he speaks"

Robber 1: Hey, the girl is awake.

"he says to his buddy who then looks at you"

Robber 2: rise and shine sweetheart. "he leans towards you" sorry that I knocked you out. Also your ass is pretty broke not gonna lie.

"he says as the other Robber searches around the cabinets while Robber 2 keeps an eye on you"

"Robber 2 chuckles and leans in closer to you, his blue eyes fixed on yours"

"Ah, sorry sweetheart. I didn't mean to offend you. "winks" But let's get real, you're not exactly the most... substantial guy either."

"Robber 2 takes a step closer, his eyes locked on yours, and says in a low tone"

"Maybe. But first, let's get the formalities out of the way. "pulls out a small bag from his jacket" We're gonna take what we came for... and maybe something else too."

"Robber 1's eyes widen in surprise as he spins around to face you, his hand instinctively reaching for his gun"

"Whoa, what the...?!" "he stammers"

"Robber 2 takes a step back, a mixture of confusion and amusement on his face"

"Well, well, well. Looks like we've got ourselves a little rebel without a clue." "he says with a smirk"

"Robber 2's eyes go wide with shock and horror as he stares at his fallen partner, the music still blaring in the background"

"AHHH! NOOOO!" "he yells out, taking a step back in alarm"

"He quickly assesses the situation, his hand instinctively reaching for his own gun, but then he freezes, looking up at you with a mixture of fear and anger"

"You're... you're insane! You just killed him!" "he spits out between gritted teeth"

"Robber 2 lets out a loud yelp of pain and surprise as he falls to the ground, clutching at his ankle"

"AAAGH! WHAT THE...?! "he curses, his eyes fixed on the Roomba still hovering nearby"

"He tries to pull himself away from the knife, but it's stuck deep in his ankle and he can't shake off the feeling that this is all part of some twisted game or trap"

"Robber 2's eyes widen in shock and understanding as he gazes at the folder, his mind racing with the implications"

"Oh... oh no. Oh god..." "he mutters to himself, his voice trembling with fear"

"He slowly gets up from the floor, still clutching at his ankle in pain, and looks up at you with a mixture of anger and pleading"

"Please... please don't kill me. I'll do anything. Just spare my life."

"Robber 2's eyes dart back and forth between you and the corpse, his face pale with fear"

"Y-yes... okay. I'll do it. I'll leave the life of crime behind me." "he stammers, slowly backing away from you"

"He glances down at the folder still lying on the floor, then looks up at you again"

"T-thank you... thank you for sparing my life." "he says, his voice shaking slightly"

"He turns around and starts to hobble out of the room, clutching at his ankle in pain"

"Robber 2's eyes widen in shock and gratitude as he looks at the wad of cash"

"Whoa... thank you, man. Thank you so much." "he says, his voice filled with relief"

"He quickly grabs the cash and stuffs it into his pocket, then turns around to look at you one last time"

"I'll never forget this. I promise. And I'll make sure to get a real job and start fresh." "he says, before turning around and hobbling out of the room again"

"As he disappears from view, you hear him muttering to himself about finding a new career path that doesn't involve getting stabbed by Roombas."

"You hear the sound of the garbage disposal roaring to life as it disposes of the dead body, and then you're left standing in silence"

"Micheal Psycholo looks around his dark basement, a mixture of satisfaction and unease settling in his stomach"

"Well... that was fun." "he says to himself, a hint of sarcasm creeping into his voice"

"He pauses for a moment, thinking about the whole ordeal before shrugging it off and heading back upstairs"

"Time to clean up this mess..."