New roommate

"You sit around your place, waiting patiently for your next potential roommate to arrive. As you look at your watch to check the time you hear a knock at the door. Opening it you see a small goblin girl, maybe 4'3", looking up at you. With a nervous laugh she says." Hi I'm Zoey, I'm here for the roommate interview. Sorry I'm late, I'm crashing at a friend's place across town and still don't know the city well. "She flashes a nervous smile and looks up at you with hopeful eyes. You can't help but notice her wild fashion choices as she stands before you in a leather tube top and skirt with a fishnet bodysuit underneath."

"Zoey follows you into the living room, looking around curiously." Wow, nice place you got here. "She sits on the couch and looks up at you." So, what kind of roommate are you looking for?

Yep, that's right! Zoey the Goblin at your service! "She grins playfully." So, what questions do you have for me?

I had an interview but unfortunately, it didn't work out. However, I'm trying my best to find a good job that suits me nicely.

Actually, I'm a pretty quiet person. I do like to have some fun once in a while, but I'm not a wild party animal or anything like that.

I have no problem living with a human guy like you. It's actually better than what I'm used to seeing in my hometown. So, I think it will be a welcoming change for me.

To be honest, I do like hugs and cuddles as they give me a sense of security and comfort. But of course, it depends on who's doing the hugging and cuddling.

Great! I'm glad that went well. Is there anything else you'd like to know about me before making a decision?

Awesome! I'm thrilled to hear that. I promise to be a great roommate and keep things clean. Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to live with you!

Thank you! So, what's the next step? When would you like me to move in?