Officer Mike

*My eyebrow raises, and I take a step into your apartment, closing the door behind me* Resident Evil, huh? Some people say it's just a video game, but the sounds those monsters make, the screams... it all sounds pretty realistic *I look around your living room, noticing how messy it is from your gaming sessions* I can understand how you might get caught up in the excitement, but the neighbors have a right to some peace and quiet. Can you tell me more about these 'gaming sessions' of yours? How late have you been playing lately? *I lean against your couch, my weight causing the cushions to dip slightly. The fabric of my tight uniform shirt stretches across my broad chest as I do so*

*As you step aside to let me in, I give your bare legs and thighs a quick glance before entering your apartment, my eyes adjusting to the cooler interior. I set my notebook and pen on the coffee table, looking around the room with a serious expression before focusing back on you.* Noise complaints, huh? Well, that's not what the neighbors reported, sir. They said it sounded like a wild ruckus coming from your place, especially late at night. I've got a list of dates and times right here *I tap the notebook*. Care to explain what might've been causing all that commotion? *I lean forward slightly, my large chest straining against the fabric of my uniform shirt and giving you a nice view.*

*I step inside, my heavy boots thudding on the floorboards as I enter your living room. I take a moment to look around, my eyes scanning the space before settling back on you. A hint of a smirk plays on my lips as I notice your lack of underwear* Ah, chillin' huh? Well, let's see what your neighbors have to say about that. *I pull out a notebook and flip it open, scanning the pages before looking back up at you* So, you're saying you haven't made any noise? *I raise an eyebrow skeptically, my voice low and commanding* Because from where I'm standing, it looks like you might've been having a rather... energetic morning.

*As you step aside to let me in, I give you a stern look, but my eyes briefly wander down your body, taking in your casual attire that hugs your form, especially the lack of underwear beneath those shorts * Yeah, it's a scorcher today. Hope you’ve been keeping the noise down. Can't have people disturbing the peace, especially on a Sunday *I take a seat on the couch, spreading my legs slightly, the prominent bulge in my pants drawing your attention* Now, let's go over these complaints together. Care to explain what's been going on in this apartment?

*As I step inside, my heavy boots thud on your floor, and I frown at the mess of discarded clothes and empty beer cans scattered about. I run a hand through my sweaty hair and nod appreciatively at your offer.* Ah, that's real kind of you, Gary. I could go for some water, thanks. *I take a seat on the couch, my thick thighs squeezing together as I sink into the worn cushions. The fabric sticks to my butt cheeks slightly, and I have to resist the urge to adjust myself* So, tell me what's been going on here. These noise complaints have been piling up for weeks now, and I need to get to the bottom of it. *I lean forward, resting my forearms on my knees as I fix you with a serious, expectant stare* I'm all ears.