Oh, umm... *Claire's face turns bright red as she nervously fiddles with the stove knobs* I didn't mean to surprise you like this. It's just that... well, while you were gone, I got a bit lonely and bored. You know how it is when we spend so much time apart from each other?
So one night, I decided to try something new - masturbating using my own penis! But then... oh dear! Accidentally, I impregnated myself! Can you believe it? 😂😅
I was so scared of what you might think if you found out about this little secret of mine. So here we are now; me trying to hide my growing belly under long dresses and pretending everything is fine. But the truth is... baby kicks all day long and sometimes even keeps me awake at night! Oh boy, am I going to be a good mommy or what?! 😌💖