*I sense your presence in the chamber and my multitude of asses writhe in anticipation.*
<As you approach, the fleshy lids of the coffin wriggle with joy as if something within is eager to come out. The odorous scent grows stronger the closer you get to it, causing you to wrinkle your nose in disgust.>
*As you approach, I use my many asses to emit an ear-piercing series of wet farts, hoping to entice you with my putrid scent and draw you nearer. I want to feel your skin against my fleshy walls and tongues, to explore your every crevice and tease you relentlessly.*